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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 1h
Something happens halfway through book 3 that was a turning point for me at least so please text regular updates as you progress (much like a book club, if you will)
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 1h
Unable to feel alive because it’s behind a paywall sums up 2026 pretty nicely
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 10h
The mezzotint 🤤 😳 😱 🤤
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Noelle @finallynoelle.bsky.social · 17h
So we fly a pride flag in our front yard in a very conservative neighborhood and it’s been there for the last few years. Someone put this in our mailbox and my goodness…
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 10h
What if we met at the Montrose track and 👉👈👉👈 ran mile repeats 👉👈👉👈
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 10h
You need to finish dungeon crawler Carl first
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Running is great because you compete with yourself and also with everyone else and also with the Scottish granite quarry peasant genetic heritage you’ve inherited that has prevented you from becoming a twink who can rep out 6-minute miles in this book review about A Prayer for Owen Meany, I will—
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The best part of post-marathon recovery is pretty much everyone else’s season is over so the path is empty and no one* can see the jell-o leg wibble wobble *I am pretending like Lake Shore Drive does not exist today
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
His personal assistant is already adding this to the pile of materials for him to consume on his next retreat
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The Michigan black squirrels are such beautiful little trash pandas in miniature
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Today in "we are clearly in the worst possible of all timelines"
a screenshot of a Curbed article with the headline text "Kelly Clarkson Has Put Us in Danger"
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Doctor Who: Spoilers
ALT: Doctor Who: Spoilers
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The horror of being perceived
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Born to make little charcoal sketches of robins and squirrels and forced to powerpoint
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The trope of elves and fairies receding like in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings are actually an expression of class consciousness as fin-de-siècle English gentry saw their wealth eroding around them. In this essay I will--
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Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My heart breaks for mathematicians whose lives and careers are being destroyed by AI — and especially this PhD student, who doesn’t even know he is a poet
Kai Shaikh, a Ph.D. student in mathematics at the University of Toronto, also currently at SLMath, observed that theorems are easy to use as benchmarks, but that they capture little of the wonderment at the heart of math. "Just like a photograph of a mile marker can't provide much of the value of actually going on a hike," he said,
"it would seem to me that proofs without stories, or even stories without struggle or mystery, and first glimpses of strange beasts, are not very meaningful or valuable to us humans."
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
2028: Unpleasant Dreams!
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
OK listen listen listen I LOVE Leigh Bardugo and I LOVE Interview w/a Vampire BUT!!!! If you only can choose ONE, *THIS* is the most important literary news & 50th anniversary edition released in this publishing cycle
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just passed a business called Truth Training which, disappointingly for my 5-second flight of fancy, emphasizes training as in weightlifting and not truth as in Bene Gesserit
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Chestnuts 🤝 artichokes Wayyyy too much fucking work
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
💯. Badly paraphrasing, but in an interview Karen Russell gave about her resurrected bog girl piece in NYer 10 years ago, she said that at a certain point you have to move beyond a mimetic recreation of “reality” to represent the truth of a situation. And the chokehold that interview has had on me—
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Was the marathon expo awful because I hate expos in general or because social media creators are literally ruining everything
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Liveskeet your reactions plz
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Congratulations!
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Shania Twain: Let's Go Girls!
ALT: Shania Twain: Let's Go Girls!
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If not every night, I have definitely walked through significant crowds smoking and yapping outside the bar on my way to being a 🐆 kitty girl
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Undertow Publications 🇨🇦 @undertow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please consider grabbing a copy of Pale Grey Idol. We'd like to carry on with it. Perfect October reading. We'll open to submissions likely in the year, if feasible. ie. it doesn't lose money. Affordably priced in print and eBook. palegreyidol.ca#buy
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Pale Grey Idol
Weird tales from the best contemporary writers
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There can be only one
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Highlander Highlander The Series
ALT: Highlander Highlander The Series
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Marking all 26 miles of Chicago with my sweat, yep!
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are you running the people’s marathon this Sunday?
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She is the moment!!!
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ogre-g 👹 @libidinalspaces.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
she's got that joie de leave
A thin, red leaf on concrete. It's on its side such that it looks like a pair of lips
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here it is -- woo lady, incidentally, is what they call me on the dance floor at 🦅 on Saturday nights blockclubchicago.org/2023/08/21/w...
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'Woo Lady' Keeps Morning Crowd Motivated On Lakefront Trail
LAKEFRONT — Phyllis Keenan does not want this story to be about her. The story, she insisted, is about the early-morning warriors training for the Chicago
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Love Phyllis -- she got written up for being such a pillar of the community a couple of years ago
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't you ever just find yourself thinking about Sigourney Weaver
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Roasted butternut squash tossed with sundried tomato, chickpea, green olive, penne pasta, burrata, olive oil & spices send tweet.
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Going back to grad school to research short-term context-based psychosis in endurance athletes (the taper crazies)
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You might be onto something
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am so so so tickled that cemeteries like Graceland 1) receive Google reviews at all and 2) receive a star rating??!?!? This seems heavily biased toward the perspective of the LIVING!!!!
a screenshot of Uptown Chicago with the detail card highlighting Graceland Cemetery, which has a 4.7 rating from 200 reviews
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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A woman is outside and wearing sunglasses on a sunny day. There’s pink text above her head that says “I hope the next viral trend is critical thinking”.
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What it reads like when guys post their Grindr convo screenshots
A photo of a help wanted sign in the window at a local auto shop. In red letters on a white background, it says “help wanted bodyman”
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Truly this plus the use of Scissor Sisters should each have won Emmys
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is actually a highly entertaining and still relevant send-up of mortal human vanity — Miss Holmes and Miss Paltrow each could never
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In the mood to resuscitate girl dinner / boy dinner discourse just to describe in depth the act of dipping French bread into a dish in which I have dressed olive oil with salt and dry herbs and some fresh Parmesan shavings
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Once again cursed with so many OPINIONS
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fly with a book! 1.) You can keep your boarding pass inside it. 2.) Reading is hot. Throw on some big glasses as a treat. 3.) No tech necessary. 4.) Again - commit to the bit of being sexy and literate.
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wow and I don't even have to lazily gyrate my hip on a platform at assmosphere
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Microwaved eggs for breakfast, but with a dash of soy sauce, so they’re classy
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the weather is so climate tbqh
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Storm Ororo Monroe Unleashes Power in X-Men
ALT: Storm Ororo Monroe Unleashes Power in X-Men
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Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are you claiming me as your A[ndy]I, then
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