Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Microwaved eggs for breakfast, but with a dash of soy sauce, so they’re classy 000
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Trying to convince myself it's ok this nearly illiterate man is teaching my daughter because he's just the music teacher 360
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They have the heat on in my office building and -- I don't know why?! 010
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don’t actually want to have to use desktop for so many websites but I cannot tell you how many retailer, nonprofit and publisher websites I find deeply deeply impossible to use on mobile 210
Reposted by AndyMaria Popova @mariapopova.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In the autumn of 1883, a national paper reported that "an Iowa woman has spent seven years embroidering the solar system on a quilt." Ellen Harding Baker used her stunning quilt to teach astronomy in an era when women could not attend college www.themarginalian.org/2018/12/06/e...themarginalian.orgCosmic Threads: A Solar System Quilt from 1876A serenade to the universe in wool and silk. 321975
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A POLYCULE?!? ON BAKE OFF?!?!?! The GASP @bubbasparky.bsky.social and I both just let out 020
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My uncomfortable truth is that I really hated The Family Stone and am not excited for a sequel 120
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I, an Aquarius, am realizing in my senescence that I can accidentally act dismissive and like I want the conversation to be done when I don’t mean to 010
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My toddler turned around at the door and told me to have fun at school today so I am fully deceased 190
Reposted by Andyzimomoxbrandt @logiehaus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026siri write down idea comma fiverr for hookers 061
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hey chat how do I politely say "I will not revise or approve the presentation you clearly made with A I and didn't review yourself" 240
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The most flattering thing happened at the grocery store last night when the cashier looked at my meal prep ingredients on the conveyer belt, then looked at me, and said, incredulously, "Do you ever eat unhealthy?" 160
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why has it gotten harder and harder to search one’s inbox 020
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026There’s something in the air for toddlers. Mine yesterday cut me off mid-lullaby and said “Some songs are good. And some are bad. That song has a dragon in it.” 150
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Something about this world of algorithmically discovered and optimized music is that I have never heard of any of your favorite bands. “I got backstage for Pork and Mesopotamia” like - what 030
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026More people should experience the taper crazies. I think it would do wonders for us, as a society, in developing a sense of empathy. 010
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Interrupting your enjoyment of Friday Bluesky pole with an unscientific poll: How much, if any, of the broccoli’s stem do you prepare and eat? 340
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Debating whether it’s worth buying a strava subscription just so I can troll everyone by posting 3D flyovers recapping 9 miles of drills on a track 000
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A social experiment in action: someone left the faucet running in the airport bathroom and I watched eight different people all walk right past it without turning it off. Clearly, they were all straight. (I then turned it off on my way out of the bathroom.)  010
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The bar staff at the airport Hilton must be SO happy when it thunderstorms 040
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Tell more good boys they are being a good boy! Who knows what energy will come back your way 020
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I want to go back in time to read the circa 2011 buzzfeed personal essay alternate me would write about how this guy driving to me to the airport has a profile pic that makes him look like he’s 240 lbs but it’s because he’s a 5’4” thin straight guy who wants to look TOUGH. 100
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: I had a great training run today, wow, how awesome Also me: Whelp no one liked it on Strava guess it wasn’t that impressive after all 😭 120
Reposted by AndyUnassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Good morning and happy Wednesday! 615311
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026A welt in the shape of the tracksmith rabbit where the logo on my shirt rubbed my chest for 20 miles yesterday 🙈 120
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My sense of smell has suddenly gotten much stronger which makes me wonder: am I pregnant?!?! Is this another aspect of my midlife crisis and hormonal imbalance?!?!? 020
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026And with that I’m gonna go run 20 miles and possibly even literally touch grass 140
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026At the risk of sounding like an ostrich, it really bothers me to hear people be so nihilistic. “We’ll all be dead in 10 years // at least we need to enjoy the next two years we have jobs…” Like — can you really not imagine any other alternate future?! 130
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The way that the curséd Jeff bey zos marketplace is like “I have this 10 pound bag of strawberry hard candies ready for your cart daddy” like WHAT i haven’t even searched for those, like HOW DO YOU KNOW ME?!? 020
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I really don’t understand the star sticker acne cover up trend I mean, that’s what’s happening, right 220
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I wonder what reasoning underlies Nintendo’s absolute refusal to make the great fairies look anything less than absolutely terrifying polygonal monsters from the Backrooms. 010
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Guys it is 2026 nothing is "quiet" don't let your A I chatbot convince you to ever use the word "quiet" in anything you send to me particularly if it is in the same sentence as the words "Hollywood" and "A I" THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING QUIET ABOUT IT I mean have you HEARD of Gal Godot? 020
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Me: I can’t believe anyone falls in love with their chat bot; this is such an indictment on what passes for emotional connection in our society Also me, after Apple Fitness tells me I had “an impressive morning:” 🤖 🥵 050
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026static.klipy.comKathleen Turner Winks in Serial MomALT: Kathleen Turner Winks in Serial Mom 030
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I have the feeling Hyr0x is either something I deeply despise or that I will allow to become my full personality and nothing in between and haven’t decided yet which thing it will be 050
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Isn’t it sad that we have moved beyond the debate of “your good reads review is meaningless cause the whole thing is a diatribe about empathetic/sympathetic protagonists” to “I will now argue why it’s worthwhile maintaining rhe bare minimum of literacy rates in society at all”? 010
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Just realized that I deeply identified with a post about “staying up late” at precisely 10:15 PM 000
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“Not enough magic. I mean the magic was just…feminism. The only magic was that Nicole Kidman was horny. We definitely all /come/ to a place like this.” — @bubbasparky.bsky.social reviewing Practical Magic after watching it for the first time 9/6/26 021
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Rewatching Sleeping Beauty with my daughter and the sheer artistry of this cartoon 160
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Me before a run: I will achieve enlightenment during this 2.5 hour adventure alone with myself, which is no-self 🧘 Me during the run: Why am I literally chewing air?! Why have I seen the same twink with a mustache 3 times in 1.5 miles?! Why do all these men have such bouncy tits?! 050
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Brave confession time: I have never been able to keep up with new music releases and even when I have, I am physically not able to form an opinion on pop anthems after just the first listen 081
Andy @andymckmck.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Braving the 'sky at work on a Friday to represent along with my fellow New England-sounding brethren (tho the map landed me on the wrong side of the Connecticut River) 020
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