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Andy Matthews

@andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anyone who wants to get off scot free after raping Matt Walsh just has to get hammered drunk first. That’s his argument. As long as you are drunker than Matt Walsh is when you rape him, you can argue that actually Matt Walsh raped you because of how intoxicated you were. Don’t test that theory.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I didn’t know this. Thanks for educating me more completely than the mainstream press.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brb. Just found out my life’s work has no meaning. Don’t even bother listening to this shit, guys. Apparently it is just meaningless noise. music.apple.com/us/artist/an...
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Feels like the word butter could (should?) be less gross.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just hope the Dodgers absolutely rock Tyler Mahle in game 2 of the NLDS.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I’d have been born a couple hundred years ago, I could’ve been dead by now.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The timeline is united in its hatred of liberty biberty.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching this Phillies game like
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Office Space: 'I Could Set The Building On Fire'
Alt: Office Space: 'I Could Set The Building On Fire'
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Paul @phillies-therapy.com · 27/09/2026
Look it isn’t very often that a franchise with such a storied history of being bleak and downtrodden has a chance to dig further into the bedrock, but today is one of those days. Maybe. Maybe not. Isn’t this fun
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s entirely possible that the Phillies have already scored their final run of the 2026 season.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can Alex McFarlane unfuck the inning that he’s fucked? J.T. certainly helped the cause.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Painter looks like Josh Groban. Like, young Josh Groban, obviously, but… it’s really hard to look at him and not think of Josh Groban.” - my wife just now while shoving her phone in my face with a pic of Groban “Like, how do you look at that and not think of Josh Groban. Right? I’m not wrong.”
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Community: Abed's Nicolas Cage Noises
Alt: Abed's Nicolas Cage freakout
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can’t wait to share this new prayer with the folks in my 12 step group. This could really change a lot for us.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey, check out this whole thread to Learn Some Things. I mean, there’s tea being spilled all over. Reading material for hours if not days.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 23/09/2026
Every person running for president needs to have a serious and implementable plan for de-Nazifying the federal government
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There is so little to do at work today, my company is basically just paying me to hold in my farts.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I never want to be the 70th like, but I find it happens semi-regularly.
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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Don't know who made this. But we love you for making it ❤️
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Some real Vincent Adultman vibes here.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I find it annoying when people argue that Justin Crawford is Bad, Actually. I think he is obviously very talented with very clear areas of improvement who is doing a really impressive bit of learning on the job while being in the neighborhood of league average as a rookie.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s really easy to hurt the feelings of the president of the United States.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Roughly half of the things RAJ says make me say out loud, “Shut the fuck up, Ruben,” delivered with varied volumes and amounts of vitriol.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I’ll just have desert for dinner? You know, because actions don’t have consequences.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not now, Billy Joel.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is why I donate to Wikipedia.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Apparently Carly has a new album out today? I only know one of her songs. m.youtube.com/watch?v=j99p... open.spotify.com/track/0MZWuG...
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Call Me Maybe
YouTube video by Andy Matthews - Topic
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Brandon DARSH.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The closer I get to being 40, the more strongly I feel the urge to read lots of books about WWII.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No one is going to post about your farts. If you want there to be posts on the internet about your farts, then you’re going to have to put them there yourself.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
This is a tax guy. His advice could be the difference between someone having their assets seized & maybe going to jail, or not. Now imagine having to worry about racist shit in every interaction you have with any person in authority. Every doctor & nurse, every cop, every lawyer & judge, every boss
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No one tell me whether this grammar is acceptable or atrocious.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Jose Alvarado just did a really good job,” is a thing we haven’t said hardly at all this year.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 11/09/2026
Friends, if you still post on X, I think less of you. I don't hate you. Not gonna cancel you. But your posting on X gives me reason to doubt your judgment & your commitment to sticking up for vulnerable people against powerful predators. I'm not perfect, either! But I'm not fucking posting on X.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Am I the only one who observes 9/11 by trying to masturbate as many times as possible before 9 AM?
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy 9/11 to all the haters and losers.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
attacking trans people hurts dem politicians and that take is missing from this whole news cycle. dems attacking trans people makes it more likely you will lose, defending trans people makes it more likely they win I want democrats to win so they need to defend trans people
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Jeff Atkins @atkinsjeff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Universities, schools, the postal service, regulatory agency and land mgmt agencies and similar are services, not businesses. They run fundamentally differently.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Usually the people I follow aren’t Having the Discourse, but they do Comment on the Discourse, often in ways that do not Explain the Discourse, and so I have to look it up or just move on with my day, depending on whether the Commentary is interesting enough.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Started this podcast with my friend @spacebeebop.bsky.social m.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Brandi And Andy Are Friends - YouTube
Brandi and Andy discuss the bonds formed over, and the challenges of living with, complex post-traumatic stress disorder, while attempting to frame the ordea...
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Asinus Pervicax @knownagitator.lol · 09/09/2026
one thing organizing for a long time teaches you is that the boss fighting a union is almost never about money, it is almost always about control and power.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What an awesome ballgame. Instant classic.
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Fight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When your 3% raise isn't covering the 10% rent increase and you hear the company just pulled in record profits
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It should not go unsaid that the Atlanta Braves are bad people.
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Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The jingle in the SKYRIZI commercial makes me want to take that drug so fucking bad. I hope I contract whatever illness that drug is for so I can take it because that song fucking slaps.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whimsy is actually a form of resistance against a world that wants us to be miserable. Says Skeletor trying to keep the whimsy even when the world is truly miserable.
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