Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Anyone who wants to get off scot free after raping Matt Walsh just has to get hammered drunk first. That’s his argument. As long as you are drunker than Matt Walsh is when you rape him, you can argue that actually Matt Walsh raped you because of how intoxicated you were. Don’t test that theory. 000
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I didn’t know this. Thanks for educating me more completely than the mainstream press. 010
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Brb. Just found out my life’s work has no meaning. Don’t even bother listening to this shit, guys. Apparently it is just meaningless noise. music.apple.com/us/artist/an...music.apple.comAndy Matthews on Apple MusicListen to music by Andy Matthews on Apple Music. 131
Reposted by Andy Matthewsceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 152108222339
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Feels like the word butter could (should?) be less gross. 001
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just hope the Dodgers absolutely rock Tyler Mahle in game 2 of the NLDS. 000
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If I’d have been born a couple hundred years ago, I could’ve been dead by now. 000
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The timeline is united in its hatred of liberty biberty. 000
Reposted by Andy MatthewsThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows... 197113112165
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Watching this Phillies game likestatic.klipy.comOffice Space: 'I Could Set The Building On Fire'Alt: Office Space: 'I Could Set The Building On Fire' 000
Reposted by Andy MatthewsPaul @phillies-therapy.com · 27/09/2026Look it isn’t very often that a franchise with such a storied history of being bleak and downtrodden has a chance to dig further into the bedrock, but today is one of those days. Maybe. Maybe not. Isn’t this fun 1161
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s entirely possible that the Phillies have already scored their final run of the 2026 season. 000
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can Alex McFarlane unfuck the inning that he’s fucked? J.T. certainly helped the cause. 100
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Painter looks like Josh Groban. Like, young Josh Groban, obviously, but… it’s really hard to look at him and not think of Josh Groban.” - my wife just now while shoving her phone in my face with a pic of Groban “Like, how do you look at that and not think of Josh Groban. Right? I’m not wrong.” 010
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comCommunity: Abed's Nicolas Cage NoisesAlt: Abed's Nicolas Cage freakout 001
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I can’t wait to share this new prayer with the folks in my 12 step group. This could really change a lot for us. 010
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hey, check out this whole thread to Learn Some Things. I mean, there’s tea being spilled all over. Reading material for hours if not days. 000
Reposted by Andy MatthewsSoraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 23/09/2026Every person running for president needs to have a serious and implementable plan for de-Nazifying the federal government 14787126
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There is so little to do at work today, my company is basically just paying me to hold in my farts. 010
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I never want to be the 70th like, but I find it happens semi-regularly. 000
Reposted by Andy MatthewsIreland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Don't know who made this. But we love you for making it ❤️ 3761961725
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I find it annoying when people argue that Justin Crawford is Bad, Actually. I think he is obviously very talented with very clear areas of improvement who is doing a really impressive bit of learning on the job while being in the neighborhood of league average as a rookie. 000
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It’s really easy to hurt the feelings of the president of the United States. 000
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Roughly half of the things RAJ says make me say out loud, “Shut the fuck up, Ruben,” delivered with varied volumes and amounts of vitriol. 000
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I think I’ll just have desert for dinner? You know, because actions don’t have consequences. 001
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Apparently Carly has a new album out today? I only know one of her songs. m.youtube.com/watch?v=j99p... open.spotify.com/track/0MZWuG...m.youtube.comCall Me MaybeYouTube video by Andy Matthews - Topic 000
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The closer I get to being 40, the more strongly I feel the urge to read lots of books about WWII. 020
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026No one is going to post about your farts. If you want there to be posts on the internet about your farts, then you’re going to have to put them there yourself. 110
Reposted by Andy MatthewsDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026This is a tax guy. His advice could be the difference between someone having their assets seized & maybe going to jail, or not. Now imagine having to worry about racist shit in every interaction you have with any person in authority. Every doctor & nurse, every cop, every lawyer & judge, every boss 2234801349
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026No one tell me whether this grammar is acceptable or atrocious. 000
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“Jose Alvarado just did a really good job,” is a thing we haven’t said hardly at all this year. 001
Reposted by Andy MatthewsGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 11/09/2026Friends, if you still post on X, I think less of you. I don't hate you. Not gonna cancel you. But your posting on X gives me reason to doubt your judgment & your commitment to sticking up for vulnerable people against powerful predators. I'm not perfect, either! But I'm not fucking posting on X. 4597134
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Am I the only one who observes 9/11 by trying to masturbate as many times as possible before 9 AM? 000
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026 Happy 9/11 to all the haters and losers. 000
Reposted by Andy MatthewsAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026attacking trans people hurts dem politicians and that take is missing from this whole news cycle. dems attacking trans people makes it more likely you will lose, defending trans people makes it more likely they win I want democrats to win so they need to defend trans people 543330684
Reposted by Andy MatthewsJeff Atkins @atkinsjeff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Universities, schools, the postal service, regulatory agency and land mgmt agencies and similar are services, not businesses. They run fundamentally differently. 236666
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Usually the people I follow aren’t Having the Discourse, but they do Comment on the Discourse, often in ways that do not Explain the Discourse, and so I have to look it up or just move on with my day, depending on whether the Commentary is interesting enough. 000
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Started this podcast with my friend @spacebeebop.bsky.social m.youtube.com/playlist?lis...m.youtube.comBrandi And Andy Are Friends - YouTubeBrandi and Andy discuss the bonds formed over, and the challenges of living with, complex post-traumatic stress disorder, while attempting to frame the ordea... 020
Reposted by Andy MatthewsAsinus Pervicax @knownagitator.lol · 09/09/2026one thing organizing for a long time teaches you is that the boss fighting a union is almost never about money, it is almost always about control and power. 010632
Reposted by Andy MatthewsAlex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 2415741126
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026What an awesome ballgame. Instant classic. 011
Reposted by Andy MatthewsFight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 06/09/2026When your 3% raise isn't covering the 10% rent increase and you hear the company just pulled in record profits 425164
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It should not go unsaid that the Atlanta Braves are bad people. 000
Andy Matthews @andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The jingle in the SKYRIZI commercial makes me want to take that drug so fucking bad. I hope I contract whatever illness that drug is for so I can take it because that song fucking slaps. 200
Reposted by Andy MatthewsInspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 05/09/2026 2338911374