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Andy KJ Cragg

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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 03/10/2026
Steve Reich would like a word...!
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 03/10/2026
Aha! Cool.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 03/10/2026
... but on closer inspection, yours are neither peanuts nor seeds! Sorry, but I'll leave the post for other peeps to see.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 03/10/2026
This is from the RSPB : www.rspb.org.uk/whats-happen... www.rspb.org.uk/whats-happen... "To help tackle disease among garden birds, we advise not feeding seeds or peanuts between 1 May and 31 October ..." Pity, because I get a lot of goldfinches on mine, so I'll have to wait until next month.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 02/10/2026
#totp Bloody hell, all this SAW stuff really does all sound the same, gawd.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 02/10/2026
Play Transvision you, etc. #totp
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 02/10/2026
... they still do... #totp
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 02/10/2026
I saw U2 play for 20 minutes at a Christian music festival before they were really famous. They did have incredible stage presence, so I've a soft spot for them. Probably misguided, but ... #totp
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 02/10/2026
#totp And it was going so well, sweet jesus.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 01/10/2026
This is a thing in the UK, blood pressure is expected to be a little higher than normal when taken by your GP.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 01/10/2026
Oh yes,so it is. If you click on a picture it shows 'Picture No 7' then No 9 as you scroll down, a remarkable coincidence. Forgive me, I'm autistic, this sort of thing excites me!
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 01/10/2026
Looking at it just now, there's no picture number 8, the numbers are out of order...
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 01/10/2026
Yup, another 'it' here.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 30/09/2026
In some of my short stories, I mention a website, so I go off and create one, register the domain, and all. It's my attempt to make the reader think that maybe, just maybe, the story is true ... Like this one : andykjcragg.co.uk/Boss.html
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 29/09/2026
... and the barman already had a shaker.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Hot Fuzz Brief Encounter A Passage to India Any two Wallace and Gromit films.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Echo and the Bunnygirls. Gary Nugran. Kylie And The Sunshine Band. May-Pam Death. Etc!
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Three Colours... The Cornetto Trilogy
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Three Colours.. would be mine, though I do like any old French film.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Of course!
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 27/09/2026
I know so little about Newcastle, my first thought was : 'something with coal in it?'
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Bless!
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 27/09/2026
This is incredible!
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Wow! The music seems to encompass Joy Division, Eddie Cochrane, Steve Reich and 1970s Jamaican Dub - mostly before that all happened. And incredible editing that still isn't done properly today.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 26/09/2026
That umbrella is very padded because she really didn't want to hurt David Kelly!
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Here is the story in the comments section of this article: www.theguardian.com/culture/2024...
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‘If you release that, I’m leaving’: how Cutting Crew made (I Just) Died in Your Arms
‘So many people asked us about the origins of our name that we put the answer on a T-shirt. An Italian journalist was so disgusted by this he walked out’
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 25/09/2026
#totp I bought an acoustic guitar from Nick of the Cutting Crew.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 25/09/2026
would all
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 25/09/2026
And I thought they all would sound the same. But quite obviously not!
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Love Cats.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 24/09/2026
When asked if he is proud of the fact that he played piano on some of David Bowie's most famous tracks, he did say something like : "Yes, of course, but to keep me humble, I also remind myself that I played on some of Des O'Connor's tracks."
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 24/09/2026
It's the number of zeros after the decimal point that's disheartening. Sometimes so many that the table isn't wide enough, urgh.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Reminds me of Shawn Acher's famous Ted Talk!
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 22/09/2026
My view stretches out from the fence to the wall.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 21/09/2026
I think this is astonishing.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 21/09/2026
How extraordinary!
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 21/09/2026
They actually got Billy Bragg on wato and asked him the same question. "I'm Billy Bragg," he replied.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 21/09/2026
Maybe I should remove working for NATS from my LinkedIn...
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 20/09/2026
New Dawn Fades, by Joy Division.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 20/09/2026
He was amazing on Desert Island Discs, well worth a listen.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 20/09/2026
I'm naming my next pub band "8pm TBA".
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 20/09/2026
I know, yes. And I don't have £2,800.00 in the first place, but good to know what to look for when I do.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Interesting replies on that forum!
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Oh wow, yes, so there is - I must have used the wrong search term. I love the name of this: 'Rek O Cut' - very old skool. It might be slightly cheaper, then, for me to buy one of those rather than hire someone to do it for me, maybe.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 20/09/2026
(copyeditors note - too many 'it's)
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 20/09/2026
I got one to edit my novella - and she ripped it apart, quite rightly, so I'm afraid to go back to it. But that is the point, and one day, suitably mentally fortified, I shall go back to it (she did say nice things about some of it!).
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 20/09/2026
I did try to google vinyl pressing machines and got absolutely nothing, not even expensive ones. There are lots of people who will do it for you professionally, but ideally I want at least 6 hours of my digital tracks on vinyl - that will be thousands and thousands of pounds!
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Just putting this here again, 'cos times are hard and, for reasons, and I'm up against it, etc etc. ko-fi.com/andykjcragg Thank you so much! :) (P.S. Any advice appreciated on how better to word this, then I'll delete it and re-do it betterly.)
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 20/09/2026
I know someone who knows Pete Murray and says he's a lovely bloke, so that's good. (Urgh, I should rewrite that, but I'll do it here - Pete Murray is a lovely bloke.)
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 20/09/2026
There was something in her autobiography about when she started on TV. It was a children's programme, and she had to do a piece to camera, holding a rabbit. She was so nervous that many parents of young viewers wrote in to complain that she was strangling that rabbit.
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