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Andy KJ Cragg

@andykjcragg.co.uk
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Short Stories (andykjcragg.co.uk), Web Designer (lilacpixel.com), Musak (chintzbaby.com), Audio Narration (andykjcragg.co.uk/audio), Book Scanner App (mylilacbooks.com). Me and all my websites: linktr.ee/andycragg Please no DMs unless I know you!

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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 07/08/2026
Possibly JavaScript
Now That's What I Call Music Picture Generator

This is faux JavaScript :

const now = Date.now()
if (now >= params.then) {
   Music.Call (this, what, i);
}
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 07/08/2026
This is faux JavaScript btw.
Now That's What I Call Music Picture Generator

This is faux JavaScript :

const now = Date.now()
if (now >= params.then) {
   Music.Call (this, what, i);
}
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 27/07/2026
From the BBC drama ANN DROiD (caps because I wanted the lower-case i there), first episode - T&Cs from the robot manufacturers. I've typed it out in the alt-text.
ANN DROiD - Haven Comfort - Querrick Medical
Terms and conditions apply; your home may be at risk if you do not keep up the payments.  A credit check may be carried
out by one of our third party representatives.  Failure to keep up the payments may result in withdrawal of service.  Al
though every safety feature is thought of, implementing these features is not always within the budget so the use of your humanoid is entirely at your own risk.  Querrick Medical cannot be held responsible for any malfunctions which on occasion may lead to customer injury or death.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 28/05/2026
Looks perfectly fine to me!
Dr Who background image with "Another familiar-looking corridor" across the middle in white text.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 20/05/2026
On the Grauniad's Top 100 Books of all time, BTL, this is me:
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16 May 2026 10.39
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What no Dan Brown?


Gliddofglood2
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16 May 2026 11.56

Brilliant! That’s the best comment here!! I will be laughing for the rest of the morning. :)


EuropeanBlade
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16 May 2026 13.00


While quickly perusing the list published by eminent British broadsheet The Guardian, acclaimed author Dan Brown felt a strong sense of disappointment at not being included.

Deswegen
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16 May 2026 15.24


Dan Brown!! I've clutched my pearls so tightly they've shattered.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 03/04/2026
A digital artwork by ~ andy cragg ~ "Reflection"
Artwork by ~ andy cragg ~
"Reflection" - eight thick lines across, each a different height - from top : light blue, grey, a lighter grey, green, a lighter green, a salmony colour, a darker salmony colour, purple.
In the middle is a landscape red rectangle with a portrait blue rectangle offset from the middle to the right.  Underneath is the same but lighter and shorter as its reflection.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 03/04/2026
Attempt at some digital art using some colour combos found on CSS websites.
An artwork by ~ andy cragg ~

Red square top left, yellow frame intersecting it, also intersecting a black circle in the middle.  Bottom left is a blue triangle, and slightly to the right of the triangle is a small red frame.
Each shape has a border in a different colour.
The artwork is framed with a dark blue border.
Well, I like it anyway!
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 01/10/2025
Floggin' me motor : www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/... - only £14,195 for this beauty!
Toyota C-HR
1.8 VVT-h Dynamic CVT Euro 6 (s/s) 5dr, 2018, for sale on AutoTrader, 43,000 miles, £14,195
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 17/07/2025
That's what I'm trying to do - designing the covers myself using LibreOffice Impress and The Gimp : I've almost got it right!
Three books covers by andy kj cragg - esoteria, mottled plinth and a curation of curious characters.  Hopefully showing how I'm trying to get them to match, but with different geometric shapes on each and in different colours. They nearly do match, kind of.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 05/07/2025
hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/ima... - try this clue! The right part of each block is half of the left part of a circle, and vice versa - all vertical lines are part of a circle, hence the squares disappearing!
The Coffer illusion clues as to where the circles are.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 27/06/2025
I have more than a thousand followers! About double that from the other place. Thank you to all! I'd better post stuff then. Here is a photo I took recently - grey pebbles, great sky and a sliver of grey sea.
A landscape photograph of grey pebbles, great sky and a sliver of grey sea in between.  The right side of the photo is oddly brighter than the left. It breaks all the conventions of photographic composition, probably not in a good way.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 26/06/2025
Oooft !
Andy KJ Cragg
@andykjcragg.co.uk
999 followers ...
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 25/03/2025
Mottled Plinth - new Book of Short Stories. Available in Kindle, paperback and a very lovely hardback! By andy kj cragg (me). www.amazon.co.uk/Mottled-Plin... I now may have to do "promotion". Yeeek!
Cover of Mottled Plinth by andy kj cragg - a book of Short Stories available on Amazon at : https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mottled-Plinth-book-short-stories/dp/B0DZSY3LTX/
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 27/01/2025
Powertran Transcendent 200 mono synth, built from a kit usually, about 45 years old.  I have one.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 17/01/2025
A rusty bolt seen through a rusty v-shaped thing.  Looks a bit rude.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 03/01/2025
A picture of a floor, then skirting board, wire then mostly blank wall.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 03/01/2025
The Grauniad today :
Two articles side-by-side in the Guardian - one on looking after your liver, and next to it, best wines for the new year ...
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 17/12/2024
Looks like a primordial swamp with trees growing out of the water which is reflecting the trunks and branches.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 12/12/2024
Not the best email subject to entice ...
Email from Cardiff Christmas Festival - the subject is "Two Star Guests Announced!"
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 11/12/2024
Hee hee!
Guardian Cryptic crossword anagram helper with a rude word beginning with CU and ending in NTS in the random arrangement of letters for "Tulsa Chilean" anagram.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 26/11/2024
Yey!
Text of the word "millionaire" in black sans-serif, bottom right, white background.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 25/11/2024
I've no idea what this is, but it looks fun at skircle.me
https://skircle.me/ : people I've interacted with, apparently, their profile pictures in three circles around my profile pic, on a yellow background with skircle.me text top left in black and @skircle.bsky.social bottom right.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 24/11/2024
All over the place. I tidied my read books yesterday...
About 60 books in three piles on the floor. Plus fimo modeling tool set and the base of an IKEA lamp.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 23/11/2024
Spot the sheep?
Rows and rows of cans of beer, with a hidden sheep amongst them. The sheep is between a yellow and orange can, peering out.
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 22/11/2024
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 21/11/2024
All white sugar bowl, teapot, cup and saucer, milk jug, salt pot, pepper pot, teacup and saucer and teapot all in a row on a wooden table at a local cafe. Because we like that sort of thing!
All white sugar bowl, teapot, cup and saucer, milk jug, salt pot, pepper pot, teacup and saucer and teapot all in a row on a wooden table at a local cafe.  Because we like that sort of thing!
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Andy KJ Cragg @andykjcragg.co.uk · 15/11/2024
The other day.
Portrait picture of grey sea and grey sky. Not blue.
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