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The Original Cry-Wanker™

@andyking.bsky.social
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"Fucking wanker, fucking bastard, fucking cunt". Dr Michael Woodley 2003. www.notacreative.co.uk

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Jer Thorp @jerthorp.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
It's important to understand the intentionality of Grok becoming a revenge porn + CSAM generation machine. Devs would have had to *intentionally* train it on millions of not billions of porn images.
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 9h
it is interesting that I can't find any mainstream media coverage of Altman's sister Annie going viral on social media over the weekend for uploading footage of the first hour of her deposition in her lawsuit against him (one of two) in which she is alleging years of CSA
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Accept ‘bad things’ in return for benefits of AI, says Sam Altman
Boss of OpenAI calls for a regulatory light touch because of the ‘good stuff’ the technology can deliver
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Annie Altman @anniealtman108.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First Hour of My Deposition - Ann Altman v Sam Altman 4:25-cv-00017-ZMB youtu.be/akjrfwYPvy8?...
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First Hour of My Deposition - Ann Altman v Sam Altman 4:25-cv-00017-ZMB
YouTube video by Annie Altman
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 9h
Five eleven Six feet Cunting poetreate
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 9h
Is it because they heard there was some giner pinhead looking paedo lurking about the shop?
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 11h
You ever met a Jew? Howz abut Hindu? Fish-lickers? (Catholic, for them at back) Buddhists' - bastards NOBODY gives a shit about the imaginary sky pixie you worship. Fuck. Off.
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Dr Helen Webberley @www.helenwebberley.com · 12h
Trans people are scared right now, and that fear is not abstract. It has names and faces and real consequences. I've talked through what's driving it and whose responsibility that is.
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Trans People Are Scared
Want to read more about this? I post daily here 👉 http://www.helenwebberley.com/✅ SUBSCRIBE 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@HelenWebberley?sub_confirmation=1CON...
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 16h
"Greens Zionism Brighton conference members vote on Zionism motion; leader Zack Polanski missed the vote." Note the framing here. Note every MP & Pundit calling "antisemitism". EVERYONE I talk to hates the Israeli state for the genocide it IS doing. But you wouldn't know that from our press. FML
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 16h
On this day Everyone's journey We murmur nothing All our weak Monday present Pervasive regular Void spoken present Empty soul bled It'll come again Moon crescent Peak peek Lady Bernáde Pumplethwap XII
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 22h
Srsly "The Corbyn cult". What's Murdoch telling you today. Sorry to dunk on you but centrists need to GTF.
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Checked emails: CANCELATION! Fucking win. Today I shall be skiving. I love emails not emailing.
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Proper natty tie man
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A good morning McPissing me sides laughing to you lot. Today I shall mostly be utilising "Super Intelligence Force".
BBC News screenshot
Trump unveils 'Super Intelligence Force' to oversee AI policy
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we just went for peroxide blond
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Boris Johnson's Emphatic Finger Wag
Alt: Boris Johnson, talentless Etonian, wagging his finger while bullshitting in Latin
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We have a far right Gov by all accepted measures
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Croissant Cat!
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*English doggers, with generational traceable heritage. Thank you very much
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Stéphanie says… 🏴‍☠️🦈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @stephaniejane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No surprise here for trans people, who told you all years ago, that they were the wedge issue to get at everyone else’s rights except for cis white males. youtube.com/shorts/SaRFs...
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Ladies we know the play so let’s act accordingly.
YouTube video by Monte Mader
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Worzel Gummidge's Playful Gaze
Alt: Worzel Gummidge, a scarecrow, looks to the camera and grins
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I find myself, increasingly, going back to movies I've already watched as a lot of new ones I try I bail on, early. Tonight's, comfort, movie is The Duellists (because Keith & Harvey are captured forever celluloid hot) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Due...
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The Duellists - Wikipedia
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Chris Rock In an interview, the comedian likened "woke" to the Old Testament and said it offers no forgiveness." Remember kids, mixed metaphors (poorly fucking researched will make you look like a hatless arse).
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of my favourite YouTube channels is this English old man geeking out and cooking. I'll be listening to the fucking Archers next (I won't) www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWPb...
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Lacto-Fermented Salsa Made From Homegrown Vegetables
YouTube video by Atomic Shrimp
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In an attempt to match the OPs flippancy of "in a heart beat". Trans are not just for Christmas. (ducks in in Cis Bi)
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trying not to be negative about the whole "have lunch with fascists" shit: I love Justin Wolfers as a porn actors name.
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let's do lunch is a banner centrist's carry with pride
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fucking A Also strap in for the full weight of Israeli fascist state cash and contacts losing their shit. UK politics has been co-opted by Mossad for decades and I love that the Green Party is calling the murderous fucks out.
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Green Party members back 'Zionism is racism' motion
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm good with stopping at "hang"
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We as a society lionise Lady Mones and demonise the hungry. Fuck that shit. “Our society must make it right and possible for old people not to fear the young or be deserted by them, for the test of a civilization is the way that it cares for its helpless members.”
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reform UK's Suella Braverman VOWS to return Cheddar Man's mortal remains "somewhere fucking else" in a bid to make sure England is for TRUE Englishners ONLY
Cheddar Man, a Mesolithic skeleton discovered in 1903 at Gough's Cave in Cheddar Gorge, Somerset, has helped Museum scientists paint a portrait of one of the oldest modern humans in Britain.
Dr Tom Booth is a postdoctoral researcher working closely with the Museum's human remains collection to investigate human adaptation to changing environments.

'Until recently it was always assumed that humans quickly adapted to have paler skin after entering Europe about 45,000 years ago,' says Tom. 'Pale skin is better at absorbing UV light and helps humans avoid vitamin D deficiency in climates with less sunlight.'

However, Cheddar Man has the genetic markers of skin pigmentation usually associated with sub-Saharan Africa.

This discovery is consistent with a number of other Mesolithic human remains discovered throughout Europe.
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jobs should be a way of having enough to eat, to heat and to shelter whilst learning. The vast majority do none of those things while enriching some cunt that has little to no regard for their workers and the state funds them to do it. End all benefits for companies that pay minimum wage first.
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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's going to rock if Zack Polanski wins that by-election on Thursday and we're treated to a long weekend of "electing this Jewish man to parliament is antisemitism"
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Difficult to find the exact procession of events but: Apparently the pilot told Farage they should not fly with the banner as the winds were too high. Farage demanded they fly with the banner. He then sued the pilot into the ground over crashing. The pilot lost everything and took his own life.
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can trace my "heritage" all the way back to AlFreddo The Grated, on English carrot cake. None of that foreign Black Forest gateau muck.
The Cadbury Dairy Milk Freddo Chocolate Bar offers a convenient, on-the-go treat for chocolate enthusiasts seeking a classic flavour.
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG this IS perfect. I knead those nose.
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nazi Germany couldn't have happen without the active support of middle class centrists. The only difference between then and now is a shift in median age. Two things about that: A. Fuck, they're in numbers 3. The liberating army will be turkey shooting
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stop poking roadkill Andy. (Inner voice, what with being a mental, and that) No. I want to backup on roadkill, twice. Minimum. Then Fuck it and Eat it
An offensive strip cartoon about male violence and rape culture, with the word "Fuck" highlighted low. 
This is how shitty search engine are that I had to dig for a bad version of the original
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm going with not really "real" but Musk paid, poorly, to skeet this lo-bruh low level easy take down shit. Yea I'm boosting via engagement but the laughable little twat deserves to be roasted. Plus it's Sunday. This is about as close to worship I'll ever.
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Come on, put some work in.
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Gunde @gunde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@andyking.bsky.social I enjoy your directness with words and came to think about you when I read this;
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You're too kind mate, I wish I was as good as whoever penned/tapped/typed that. It's Beowulf levels poetic. I'm just crude. Still, I enjoy it😉
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know I know I should just ignore, but little Kiwi farm teens thinking they can think is fucking hilarious.
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Always. I like to picture Adolf, burning in a ditch, while jizzing.
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This shit is too easy. I guess they get used to other fuckwhits liking dogshit takes on Musk's paedo engine and think it'll wash here.
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Weak sauce fascists make Hitler's remains turn in the grave he doesn't have. Sure. The 88 bio that you haven't the self conviction to write is a random number, or birth date. I'll do it then: The Cornell rapists "didn't". Whoah there tiger, give them a fair shake & wait to see the results... No.
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Joanna Hardy-Susskind @joannahs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sexual assault should not be tried in the Magistrates’ Court with the defendant having no say in the matter. I wrote about that here: x.com/joanna__hard...
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Joanna Hardy-Susskind @joannahs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Be under no illusion: this is a significant victory for everyone who stuck their neck out and defended jury trials, day after day, clause by clause. But it is not a comprehensive victory. Magistrates should not be allowed to send people to prison for two years.
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh goody gumdrops. One fucked off. Beaten. Whipped. Whippet. Srsly thinking of changing my Blitter bio to 88 Incel Twitter Whipper. Snappy, no?
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Would you care to stop fucking about and just come out and say what you want to? I have. Try it. Your preference for believing you're being cool, objective, clever, gotcha (however the fuck you describe this shit to yourself) is annoying AF. The odds are way on my side. And I'm sticking by my call.
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
F1 bugs me. I'm much more a Death Race 2000, live action Wacky Races, type
A beautifully illustrated poster of a man in a gimp suit driving with a beautiful blond woman taking her helmet off and cars driving/crashing. Sorry, I really don't have the words
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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
everything. as far as I see we don't have a Gov, haven't for a long time, we have (the usually ime) annoying smug & incompetent self enriching middle management. camp fucking guards.
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