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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 3h

Not wishing to trivialise but with luck this could mean Reform UK's Richard Tice & hideous harridan Isabel Oakeshott along with assorted annoying AF "influencers" & that festering wanker Rylan Clark, all tax dodging in Saudi Arabia, are stranded in the Middle East indefinitely. Every cloud, and that

Houthis warn airlines and passengers not to use Saudi Arabian airports after deadly Riyadh attack

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 5h

Hahahaha Derek Trump is so fucking thick it hurts

A skeet by me predicting Trump being an idiotic fucking cunt, which tbf isn't much of a prediction
EXCLUSIVE: Derek Trump is set to announce the renaming of the Atlantic and Pacific Ocean's to America Ocean and, er, America Ocean. A spokesperson for The World Mariners Organisation responded, "Fuckwhit".

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 8h

BREAKING: Vicious little twat with vested interest spouts bollocks

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Palantir’s billionaire CEO says only two kinds of people will succeed in the AI era: trade workers—‘or you’re neurodivergent’

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 22h

"Police said the tiger was uninjured..." Baaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Mate FFS, this is serious. They may have had a mental health condition. Can't imagine who else would get into a tiger enclosure. Maybe funding mental health care shouldn't have been cut for the last 50 years...

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Man dies after tiger attack at wildlife park

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Just one of the disguises Suella Braverman wore to buy 106 copies of her book "Patriot"

False nose, tache, eyebrows and glasses disguise

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Lol, let's pretend a paedo protector who has never even sent an email isn't a parasitic jug eared fuck stealing the UK's wealth and actually has something of relevance to say on any subject that isn't about shooting fucking grouse on his many enormous state funded estates. The cunt.

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King warns malicious online actors are evolving tactics

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"South Yorkshire Police said it was called at 13:35 BST to reports of a Reform UK voter entering the tiger enclosure at the attraction near Doncaster." That'll fuck your day up, and then some.

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Man attacked by tiger at Yorkshire Wildlife Park

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Fucking Polish, coming over here and saving our arses from Hitler's Nazi Germany

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Codebreaker, 103, kept his WW2 heroics a secret for decades

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Got my new specs, rocking some pretty natty eyeglass chain/lanyard/strap stuff too. Is that a Captain America T-shirt, what are you fucking 8? This interview is over!

New specs hanging over my tshirted a scarfed chest

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The "deal" Trump has done with murderous dictator Putin for oil is nothing but a sop to fuckwhits. 800K tonnes by Nov + another 1 million tonnes at a later, unspecified, date is approx 14 million barrels. Enough to last the US 2/3 of ONE day. That's how little he's selling that America's soul for.

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Trump announces deal for Russian diesel as Zelensky calls it a gift to Putin

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"Older art that explains Trump..." "Nice" visual comparison to communicate the reasonless horror of nightmare Trump. But fuck if I want that sack of shit explained to me. I just want him gone.

Weird, horrific, freaky (not the good kind). Nightmarish. Sorry alt I believe in but I know my ability to explain limitations.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"It's the same problem as always," she says. "A lack of homes." She adds: "Landlords are taking advantage of the situation to raise rentals, and then there's also Airbnb." Same in the UK as our "Labour" Gov is handing their housebuilding program to Private Equity and refusing to reign in landlords

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Protesters blame 'vulture funds' for Spain's housing crisis

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A cynic might conclude that King Chuck 3.0 and our Epstein ruling class are running interference for the Paedo Prince. Anyone thinking that, however, only has to look at how harshly Lady Mone is being treated by the UK criminal system to see that couldn't possibly be the case...

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Police accept Andrew search warrants were unlawful, court hears

The force said it accepted that the "initial court's decision to issue warrants under the specific piece of legislation used was incorrect" before they searched the former prince's properties on 19 February.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

FREE the Fairford doggers! They've already been freed. Ah, sweet.

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Seventh man bailed in connection with RAF Fairford incident

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

No mention that "Netanyahu turned down hostage deal..." as UK press wrings hands about the loss of life HE caused. Why is nobody calling Bibi a "jew hater"?

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'What happened here was not human': Israel marks three years since 7 October attacks

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Everyone has the right to their day in court. If, in the UK, you can afford it. Quite baffled as to why he's taking them to court for, eventually and half fucking heartedly, investigation CSA

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Thank goodness Daily Mail has Zionism's back. Hurrah, one might say. The whole "YOU hate Jews" shit is rolled out against anyone that even vaguely challenges our corrupt state's support of the murdering Israeli state & the transference of national wealth into the bank accounts of a few tax dodgers.

Daily Mail "Hurrah for the Blackshirts!"

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A good morning McPissing me sides laughing to you lot. Today I shall mostly be utilising "Super Intelligence Force".

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Trump unveils 'Super Intelligence Force' to oversee AI policy

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fucking A Also strap in for the full weight of Israeli fascist state cash and contacts losing their shit. UK politics has been co-opted by Mossad for decades and I love that the Green Party is calling the murderous fucks out.

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Green Party members back 'Zionism is racism' motion

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Reform UK's Suella Braverman VOWS to return Cheddar Man's mortal remains "somewhere fucking else" in a bid to make sure England is for TRUE Englishners ONLY

Cheddar Man, a Mesolithic skeleton discovered in 1903 at Gough's Cave in Cheddar Gorge, Somerset, has helped Museum scientists paint a portrait of one of the oldest modern humans in Britain.
Dr Tom Booth is a postdoctoral researcher working closely with the Museum's human remains collection to investigate human adaptation to changing environments.

'Until recently it was always assumed that humans quickly adapted to have paler skin after entering Europe about 45,000 years ago,' says Tom. 'Pale skin is better at absorbing UV light and helps humans avoid vitamin D deficiency in climates with less sunlight.'

However, Cheddar Man has the genetic markers of skin pigmentation usually associated with sub-Saharan Africa.

This discovery is consistent with a number of other Mesolithic human remains discovered throughout Europe.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I can trace my "heritage" all the way back to AlFreddo The Grated, on English carrot cake. None of that foreign Black Forest gateau muck.

The Cadbury Dairy Milk Freddo Chocolate Bar offers a convenient, on-the-go treat for chocolate enthusiasts seeking a classic flavour.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Stop poking roadkill Andy. (Inner voice, what with being a mental, and that) No. I want to backup on roadkill, twice. Minimum. Then Fuck it and Eat it

An offensive strip cartoon about male violence and rape culture, with the word "Fuck" highlighted low.
This is how shitty search engine are that I had to dig for a bad version of the original

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

F1 bugs me. I'm much more a Death Race 2000, live action Wacky Races, type

A beautifully illustrated poster of a man in a gimp suit driving with a beautiful blond woman taking her helmet off and cars driving/crashing. Sorry, I really don't have the words

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I, like many others, have been horrified by what happened and how it was, unsurprisingly badly until (it seems) now, handled. "Must do better" is still handling it badly. It's a phrase used when a student hands in a shitty low to zero effort essay not with what occurred on campus

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Cornell president says university 'must do better' after frat house rape allegations

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I will say that AI generated animations are absolutely fantastic and making me never want to touch shitty products even more

Some utterly fucking awful animation/cartoon of some manga looking type couple in a space module room looking out of a viewing port. an AI generated advert for a some shitty game that is being pushed on YouTube

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Jared Kushner SHOOTS back against critics

Amon Goeth played by Ralph Fiennes in Schindler's List

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Waking up to emotional abuse emails from the bitch that spat you out, aka your "mother". Pics of yours, gorge, truly from 1970, late 80s and 2006ish. Bitch, I out waited the death of your husband and, I'll out wait you.

Pic from 2006(ish) on holiday with a an ex

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I know antisemitism is alive & unwell in Mancland but this reads like Trump escalation prepping: "2 Iranian nationals who arrived in the UK by small boat..." "Counter Terrorism Police (CTP) allege the 2 men were in contact with a third-party overseas, who may be in Iran, in relation to the plot."

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Men charged over alleged plot to target Manchester Jewish community

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So Europe has given Trump the appearance of easing diesel prices. 100 million barrels won't do shit to prices in the US, or here, but it will allow that odious orange orifice to bullshit that "Diesel prices will be down just after the midterms".

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G7 to release up to 100 million barrels of diesel and crude oil in bid to stop soaring prices

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm sure there's legal reasons why but I'm also amazed this has taken so long to bring.

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Renee Good: Family of US woman killed by ICE agent sues Trump officials

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So when OpenAI's AI "breaks out" & hacks something (total bollocks PR btw because they need moar cash to sustain their loss leader business model) it's woe is me it's the future tho. When meat intelligence "breaks out" - FIRED! You know, Sam Altman, you can just switch your shitty product off, yea?

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OpenAI fires workers for mishandling 'sensitive information'

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Counter-terror police are considering "all possible angles - including foreign state involvement", the force's senior national coordinator Vicki Evans said. "The investigation into circumstances... is hugely complex, and our specialist teams are interrogating multiple lines of enquiry,"...

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UK-Iranian dual national arrested over RAF Fairford incident, police say

Scooby Doo and Shaggy looking Scooby Doo and Shaggy

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Reflecting pool court case..." Mirror mirror in the pool Who is the orangest of them all?

Donald Trump looking orange and with his tongue showing

Donald Trump before he became President advertising Tango, a soft drink in the UK, as The Orange Tango Man

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

'President Donald Trump's push to rename AI to SI may be behind an "unprecedented" rise in registrations amongst twat fuckwhit cunts for domain names in Slovenia, according to its official national registry.'

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Trump's AI rebrand causes 'unprecedented' demand for Slovenian website names

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

'The report also said the next charter should be made permanent, so that the BBC's funding & existence is not called into question every 10 yrs. ...the current renewal process "creates an avoidable opportunity for political interference which has damaged the perception of the BBC's independence".'

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MPs recommend BBC charter renewal is scrapped and licence fee is extended beyond TV

A Nigel Farage cunt, grinning like a cunt because he's a cunt, laughing at the idea of political interference which has damaged the perception of the BBC's independence

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Gov telling people to stock up cupboards & the UK's reliance on food imports together with incoming global food shortages because #ClimateDisaster we'll soon be returning to "Dig For Victory". Allotment's our the future. No, I've no idea why The Midwich Cuckoos are in this WWII poster either...

Vintage WWII Dig For Victory Grow Your Own Vegetables World War 2 WW2 Poster.
A black and white boot digging a spade into soil with some rosy cheeked creepy af kids hovering behind

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Work experience needs to be mandatory. It makes a big difference," he told the BBC... Last thing anyone want is kids being kids. I can't wait until smol people have their one day a week mandatory work experience driving 40ft trucks of hazardous waste on the motorways. Be a blast.

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Employers should teach primary-age children about work, says Milburn

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Al Pacino, still looking good, accepting an OBE on Wednesday

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Tony Iommi attended an investiture ceremony at Windsor Castle on Wednesday

Iommi, nicknamed the Godfather Of Heavy Metal, received a "very special" honour on Wednesday for services to music and charity.

The musician was made a Member of the Order of the British Empire by the Princess Royal at Windsor Castle and said Ozzy "would have been pleased".

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

UK political parties looking at those struggling & hahaha "let's kick the cunts" is basically the last 50 odd years of this country. And - weirdly/shockingly - everything is still just getting shiter. Christ how I hate Labour & Tories. If only fucking centrists could put two & two together.

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Conservatives pledge 'tough love' benefit rules for under-25s

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

'The prime minister told the BBC a referendum "wouldn't be the right thing to do right now" but the UK needed to "consider the options" for its relationship with the EU'. This message was brought to you by the Labour, billionaire funded, think-tank: Tomorrow Mugs

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Brexit referendum 'possible' in Labour election manifesto, says Burnham

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ordered new reading glasses today, no change to prescription reqd. Think it'll quite nice not looking through two framed Frankenspecs, though I won't look quite so cool, obv

MacGuyver FRankenspecs - sat on my reading glasses bust the arms off so popped the lenses out of m driving specs because the DVLA say my heart meds are opiates and I have to have physical before being allowed to plough into crowds

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Justice is blind. Also slow AF. Especially if you're Lady Mone. "The CPS said charging decisions would be made before the 10th anniversary of the disaster... Crown Prosecution Service (CPS), seeking charges against 54 individuals and 20 companies."

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Met hands Grenfell fire investigation file to CPS

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Even a non analcyst like me feels there might, just might mind, be some sort of fucking corelation here

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Household energy bills forecast to see biggest rise in four years

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£26.2 billion in energy industry profits posted since start of 2026

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