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“Mort” on “Bob’s Burgers.” Podcast: Thought Spiral (with JElvisWeinstein) Comedy Album: Hence the Humor.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 18h
This guy has a poster of Stephen Miller in his bedroom.
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 15h
Got a question for Thought Spiral #TestShow467 ? Leave it here by tomorrow (Friday) at 9am.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 11h
I survived “How To Survive.” It was really fun. I employed humor while recounting a true harrowing story. @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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How To Survive Leggy Centipedes & Armed Robbery (W/ Andy Kindler)
Podcast Episode · How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine · October 6 · 1h 13m
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 11h
I thoroughly enjoyed myself. Please listen.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 14h
@andykindler.bsky.social is my cherry pie à la mode guest! 🍒 🥧 ❤️ Topics: life in general; the Sebastian Maniscalco controversy; a little humor, a little politics and lots of laughs. New #StartMeUp 👅 podcast. #MSWMedia Like, share & follow! www.patreon.com/startmeup/po...
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Christmas is just around the corner.
Photo of me in a USC Christmas stocking hat.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And what is comedy all about if not mindless energy. Anyone can come up with a joke. But can you act out your pantomime so a crowd of 3000 people can enjoy it?
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And what is comedy all about if not mindless energy. Anyone can come up with a joke. But can you act out your pantomime so a crowd of 3000 people can enjoy it?
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just signed a huge deal with the Sebastian Maniscalco channel. It’s perfect because when I think of comedy, I think of Sebastian Maniscalco. He doesn’t make me laugh, but he’s very energetic.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My “jokes” get a lot of swing and miss.
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The Plymouth Jim @theplymouthjim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just saw Bill Maher wearing a both sides pack. @andykindler.bsky.social #myoldjob
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just saw someone wearing a side pack. How is it different than a fanny pack? I’m ready to take the plunge.
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53ford.bsky.social @53ford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump was born in 1946…1 year after the first Hitler. I need to read up on how reincarnation works.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I forgot about that. Thanks for reminding me. It’s coming back!
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was born in 1956, just 11 years after the first Hitler died.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A botched execution. Nice going America. We’re winning the Barbarism Olympics.
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Kliph Nesteroff @classicshowbiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BREAKING. “I became friendly with Huntz Hall because we both smoked pot. I was such a fan of Huntz Hall and the Bowery Boys growing up. I was, of course, in awe of Huntz because he was such a funny guy. Huntz was known to have a very large penis.” - Art Metrano
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A botched execution. Nice going America. We’re winning the Barbarism Olympics.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know I’m in the Teddy’s Funeral episode because of my mortician obligations.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m just kidding around. I don’t know the answer.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t know about that. Or I’m sworn to semi-secrecy. You’re not using this for a gambling obsession I hope.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teddy and 2 funerals.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s great to hear people who DON’T have type 2 diabetes argue over their favorite candy. HAVE YOU NO SHAME?????
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We're recording part 2 of the podcast early this week. Got questions? Leave them here by tomorrow - WEDNESDAY - 9am. #TestShow466
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can’t stop thinking about this now. Dave Rubin is less funny than Jimmy Dore, who was never funny.
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Got a question for #TestShow465 - leave it here by tomorrow (Friday) 9am.
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Kathy Roberts @wrobertswriter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was abused by my mother over weight ( plastic suit jumping rope in hot garage, no food, weigh-ins in front of company, screaming until I broke) Ricky Gervais actually has triggered PTSD in me. He’s abusive, not funny.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wow!
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🐸Morningmaple🍁 @morningmaple.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have you seen this vid? I think he gets to the heart of it really well: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuMA...
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Why does Ricky Gervais want to offend people?
YouTube video by Stubagful
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 22/10/2023
Ricky Gervais Starves to Death After Massive Fire Destroys All Low-Hanging Fruit
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Ricky Gervais Starves to Death After Massive Fire Destroys All Low-Hanging Fruit
Ricky Gervais was found dead after a massive fire in Los Angeles burned away all low-hanging fruit, which was his only source of sustenance.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
lot of Reddit Atheists responding to this who should instead shut the fuck up forever
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He’s never met a topic he can’t punch down to.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank you! I’m not rested but am ready for a return appearance. I’ve whined and pleaded with Sam about it. I might resort to imploring.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I meant prematurely. Rage affects my grammar.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ricky Gervais should be despised just for his inexcusable fat shaming. My sister, who pre-maturely passed away at 69, was hounded about her weight growing up. She was put on a 900 calorie a day diet when she was 16, which forever screwed up her metabolism. Ricky’s a mean currrently unfunny bully.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He’s a talentless standup. This is a scientific fact. He bashes transgender people. He punches down. He’s kind to all animals except humans. He can’t keep skating by on the original Office, which was a genius show. He however, isn’t. Or he no longer is. I
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He’s atrocious at standup. Unfunny clod. That would be okay if he didn’t think he was a comedy genius. He’s not. Just a mean bully who thinks being an atheist is edgy.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ricky gervais simply cannot write! he can't do it!
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Kathy Roberts @wrobertswriter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@andykindler.bsky.social
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Kara Jane Adams @ghostinexile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
John Cleese was always a cunt, it’s just people didn’t care because he was funny. Maybe Ricky Gervais could try that.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m pro-woke.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I stand behind this.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Emily Nussbaum once apologized for her support of Louis CK despite hearing rumors about his despicable behavior for years. But where’s the apology for her sycophantic worship of Louis? She once called him the funniest standup in the world. Louis wasn’t even the funniest standup in New York City.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I have to schedule it first. Early next year. Wait for it.
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New car commercials make me hate electric guitars, amplification, and “rock music.”
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m naming my next album “Wait For It.”
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mao was murderously sarcastic. “Let 100 flowers bloom, let a hundred schools of thoughts contend.” #jk
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The Plymouth Jim @theplymouthjim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sometimes a post buries the lede of a brilliantly executed meme. @andykindler.bsky.social
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How can white nationalism be caused by being woke? Being woke is a wonderful thing. Do fascists hate insight?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2026
i am genuinely bewildered by people who say that the rise of white nationalism in the republican party is a response to the "woke left." like, did the woke left cause pat buchanan's 1992 presidential campaign? is the woke left why steve king had a long career in congress?
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