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Andy Kimy

@andykimy.bsky.social
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ignore the hate: Digger is EXCELLENT.
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why even have a congress
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They flipped the bird
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh well, that settles it then
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
...is GooGoo Gaga
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My absolute dumbest family members are going to be thrilled
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ah yes, a news story for the common american
finance.yahoo.com
Newly minted tech millionaires are now clamoring for financial advice
The wealth is flowing in Silicon Valley.
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Every single photo of this man looks like he just collapsed on the couch after taking a shit. Seriously: look at every photo he's taken since becoming Veep.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
youtu.be/j8bmjDoziaQ?...
youtu.be
The Rocky Horror Picture Show - I'm Going Home
YouTube video by THIRDPROJECT
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
OMG she k*lled her!
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
WE SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE 9-25 (SEPT 25) DOLLY PARTON DAY
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Dolly bio-pic should just be about her writing Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We m*rder Jolene at dawn!
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
masterpiece
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Is he gonna n*ke the Fed?
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
stop bringing facts to an idiot-fight
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
They’re just making more Sicily 🤌🏼
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Where is he from again
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Low key been calling my kid Journathan all week
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Soccer is like if recess were a career
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
::Reagan hiding in the Trojan Horse:: Nothing better for the outside of a man than the inside of a horse
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What the fuck are we even doing people?
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Perfect photo
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Dead internet theory at work
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
People are going to collect these the way they “collect” n@zi memorabilia
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
That light Mitch McConnell is heading towards is the fires of hell
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“Swing and a miss!”
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
😂
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
She’s running
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
He’s conflating autism with just being a Kennedy
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Trick Football
ALT: Trick Football
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
They’re saying boo-urns
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
So there IS such a thing as a perfect cat name
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Backrooms (2026)
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
He was Baby Master’s Degree Teeth at the time
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
When this guy licks boot, he cums
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Cause he sucks
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
#1: He’s lying
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It's under 18%
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
it's fine, he'll catch the next one
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Russian asset proves to be Russian Ass-hat
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Party of family values
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Bye don’t let the door hit you on your flat asses on the way out
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Might a bear shit in the woods
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Gotta do something during unemployment
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. But what if you *can* do the time? The world is yours. Be ungovernable.
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This also works for Father’s Day
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I’m no scientist; but sleep?
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