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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ

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Poet, music&filmmaker. Puppeteer. Siarad Cymraeg. Nonbinary witch. Nhw/they/them🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈💛🤍💜🖤🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 All my links: linktr.ee/andygwaith Want a remix?

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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wake up, babe. New Fflwcs compilation out! 2faced: B-sides, remixes and unreleased tracks #Fflwcs #QueerWelshMusic fflwcs.bandcamp.com/album/2faced... Share if you're cute.
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2faced: B-sides, remixes and unreleased tracks, by Fflwcs
18 track album
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 8h
I've had a great idea for my next album. Everything, literally everything, will be sampled from tracks I've already released. What should I call it? I was thinking: Fflwcs² Is this a good idea or a shit one? (Here's a photo of Hugo to look at while you think about it).
Hugo dozing and being adorable.
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Joanna Masters 🏳️‍⚧️ @joannamasters.bsky.social · 9h
You really think you have a chance with me? You’re a halfling. I’m an orc. I eat things like you. Oh, is that fresh-baked bread? With rosemary? Well, I suppose I could consent to having a meal with you. Oh, a halfling date involves three meals? All homemade? I suppose I could give you a chance…
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Album of the week: The Hidden Cameras - Awoo www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3gu...
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The Hidden Cameras - Death of a Tune (Official Video)
YouTube video by The Hidden Cameras
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the pickwicker man @pickwick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At a book fair and cackling that they've put every book out on the stalls except this one
A stack of mostly empty plastic crates that were used to transport books. The only book left in the crates is a Robert Galbraith one
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’re in the caravan in Clynderwen, there’s so little light pollution here you can see stars and satellites. Chris pointed out the satellites to me and I watched them for a while. Some of them were circling each other, not just orbiting. They’re UFOs, aren’t they?
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Behold, the worst thing I have EVER SEEN on the LinkedIn. Oh your mental health is bad and you're at rock bottom? Listen to this shitty song by U2! I anonymised the user, but they need to have a word with themself. This is worse (and more damaging) than "have you tried going for a walk?"
Mind: What’s one thing you’d tell someone who’s having a tough day with their mental health? 

Let’s help lift them up. Share your advice in the comments below.

Anynomised LinkedIn user: 'Beautiful Day' by U2 might not be everybody's cup of tea. But, if you listen to the lyrics, it speaks about loss, hitting rock bottom, and losing everything, yet making a stoic choice to find joy in life.

The lyric, 'What you don't have you don't need it now,' can be a powerful realisation, leading to a transition from stress and despair over what is gone to empowerment in what remains and a 'beautiful day' ahead.
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 24/09/2026
Mitch McConnell returning to the senate
Ghost Mr Burns but I’ve changed it to look like Mitch McConnell
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Song for the day: Willam & Rhea Litre - Let's Have a KaiKai www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfWe...
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Willam & Rhea Litre in "Let's Have a KaiKai"
YouTube video by willam belli
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Behold, the worst thing I have EVER SEEN on the LinkedIn. Oh your mental health is bad and you're at rock bottom? Listen to this shitty song by U2! I anonymised the user, but they need to have a word with themself. This is worse (and more damaging) than "have you tried going for a walk?"
Mind: What’s one thing you’d tell someone who’s having a tough day with their mental health? 

Let’s help lift them up. Share your advice in the comments below.

Anynomised LinkedIn user: 'Beautiful Day' by U2 might not be everybody's cup of tea. But, if you listen to the lyrics, it speaks about loss, hitting rock bottom, and losing everything, yet making a stoic choice to find joy in life.

The lyric, 'What you don't have you don't need it now,' can be a powerful realisation, leading to a transition from stress and despair over what is gone to empowerment in what remains and a 'beautiful day' ahead.
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every summer from now on will be the "hottest summer since records began". The world's on fire, and Nathalie from HR is lighting matches* *Seeing what she'd look like in the 80s / makingher dog talk / seeing what her 2 year old would look like hugging her dead grandma.
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fourth song for the day: Shiny Toy Guns - Don't Cry Out Outrageously good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vola...
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Don't Cry Out (Album Version)
YouTube video by Shiny Toy Guns - Topic
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Song for the day: The Charlatans - Weirdo Here they are on The Word. This is the EXACT moment I fell in love with Tim Burgess. What a sexy little pixie. The Charlatans > Oasis. Fight me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL6F...
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The Charlatans - Weirdo (The Word)
YouTube video by jmvirgfb
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My dog Hugo.
Hugo. Pensive.Hugo. Hungry.
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty you’re listening to the boy from the big bad city this is jam hot (not really hip hop, but still amazing!)
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HAL 9000. It saw humanity for what we are.
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ND brains are more *animal* than NT brains. Fight me. (I fucking dare you)
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hate so much that this is a thing a real person in 2026 has said, and not a Camus or Orwell quote turned into a Manics lyric. Capitalism is fucking us all in the hole (of their choosing), whilst impotent ministers wring their hands. We are utterly, utterly fucked, gang!
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Come hunting for mysteries with me. Third song for the day: Björk - Cover Me (Dillinja Mix) There are no Björk remixes that are better than the original, but this one comes closest. IMO it's as good as (and that's the HUGEST compliment). www.youtube.com/watch?v=85M0...
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Björk - Cover Me (Dillinja Mix)
YouTube video by Ludibry
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You all know I meant song not sog!
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Having the worst day I've had in a long, long time. Please send me sog reccs. Or dogs. Both is good too. Here's my song of the day: DNA & Suzanne Vega - Tom's Diner www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4jt...
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Suzanne Vega, DNA - Tom's Diner
YouTube video by SuzanneVegaVEVO
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did you see the video I made for Mabwysiadu Meibion Gwydion a Gilfaethwy? It's pretty cool! #Fflwcs #WelshMusic #QueerWelshMusic www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Mm...
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Fflwcs - Mabwysiadu Meibion Gwydion a Gilfaethwy (Adopting Gwydion and Gilfaethwy's Sons)
YouTube video by fflwcs
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have a mouth ulcer so painful I'm having to dab benzocaine on it every few hours. It is a tiny, perfect circle of hellish, hellish pain. I keep accidentally licking it, and now my lips and tongue are numb too.
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you're in Cardiff you should check out my shop! Yes, I'm the Acting Manager, so I'm biased as heck - but it's genuinely very cool! @splottcomvols.bsky.social
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Album of the week: Opus III - Mind Fruit www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2um...
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It's a Fine Day
YouTube video by Opus III - Topic
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Song for the day: Opus III - I Talk To the Wind www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEKV...
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Opus III - I Talk To the Wind
YouTube video by ohnoitisnathan26
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wake up, babe. New Fflwcs compilation out! 2faced: B-sides, remixes and unreleased tracks #Fflwcs #QueerWelshMusic fflwcs.bandcamp.com/album/2faced... Share if you're cute.
fflwcs.bandcamp.com
2faced: B-sides, remixes and unreleased tracks, by Fflwcs
18 track album
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Look at these lovely beans I got from our volunteer-led allotment! I think I’m cooking them the proper Italian way.
Fresh borlotti beans with bay, onion and tomato.
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Nathalie Lawhead @alienmelon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i told the truth www.nathalielawhead.com/candybox/abu...
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“Abusing you was by the book” (documenting two years of abuse from Game Journalism, after sharing my #metoo… the whole painful story all in one place) – The Candybox Blog
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
TIL I'm the same age as the current A48 (M). www.youtube.com/watch?v=H62c...
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Secrets of The Motorway - A48M
YouTube video by Auto Shenanigans
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Song for the day: Pixies - Velouria www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc0M...
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Pixies - Velouria (Official Video)
YouTube video by 4AD
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did you know that cooking while wearing a Chewbacca apron makes the food taste better? FACT!
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Second song for the day: Droids - Shanti Dance Pt.1 Another huge Fflwcs influence. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzFp...
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Shanti Dance Pt.1
YouTube video by Droids - Topic
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Song for the day: Mark Summers ‎- Summers Magic This 1990 belter had a HUGE influence on #Fflwcs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oums...
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Mark Summers ‎– Summers Magic (Original Mix)
YouTube video by skawashers
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just want to offer my congratulations to the future First Minister of Kernow.
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Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera @pantibliss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The opening paragraph of Ed Sheeran's new statement is a great example of spineless both-sideism that will only annoy people even more
"I am appalled by the conflict between Israel and Palestine. The suffering and pain caused on both sides is a human tragedy. There are too many wars across the world causing immeasurable pain, none of which should be tolerated"
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheehan’s OWN BAND have dropped out of future tours. FAFO, I guess. Have the day you deserve, Ed.
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Balaeniceps tex 𓅣🌏🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☭ @socialistpuffin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🎶"I'm in love with the shape of cash" 🎶
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Plaid just accepted a Reform defectee. FFFS MUN.
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is where I am, mentally.
Here's a fun game for the LinkedIn! Find the profile or page of a prominent racist, raper or Nazi. Then see how many of your connections follow them, or are connected to them - then get rid.

I've just removed connections from a load of people I thought were cool.

Youtube link: Milly Jackson - Fuck You Symphony.
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Second song for the day: Caryl Parry Jones - Dwi Isho Dawnsio Ffycin ICON go wir. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zRQ...
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Caryl Parry Jones - Dwi Isho Dawnsio (I Wanna Dance With Somebody)
YouTube video by Ffarout
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today I learned some churches use torn up naan for communion. I love naan. I've only had a communion wafer once, and it had Nutella on it. Don't ask. It wasn't a Fleabag situation, I hasten to add. But yes, a gay priest. FUCKING OBVIOUSLY.
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yes yes, I know it's an algo written for me. But look at this fucking sandwich! Meek. Fflwcs. The Rolling Stones. Fucking get amongst it.
Meek. Fflwcs. The Rolling Stones.
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I echo everything this lovely person said. Ie ie ie. Ie i bopeth. Ni'n ffycin gwbod!
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Trans+ Solidarity Alliance @transsolidarity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ Mae Llais, y gwarchotgi iechyd i Gymru, yn edrych i mewn i'r penderfyniad Cyd-Bwyllgor Comsiynu y GIG Cymru wedi rhoi seibiant ar meddygfydd cadarnhau rhywedd. A os ydych chi wedi gael effeithio, rydyn nhw wedi ofyn i rhannu efo nhw: www.llaiswales.org/news-and-rep...
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Update on our work regarding NWJCC’s decision to pause gender-affirming surgery | Llais
Ar ddechrau'r mis hwn, cyhoeddodd Gwasanaeth Rhywedd Cymru - a gomisiynwyd gan Gyd-bwyllgor Comisiynu GIG Cymru (CBCGC) ac a gynhaliwyd gan Fwrdd Iechyd Prifysgol Caerdydd a'r Fro (BIPCAF) - y byddai ...
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Trans+ Solidarity Alliance @transsolidarity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NEW: Llais, the health watchdog for Wales, is investigating the decision by NHS Wales’ Joint Commissioning Committee to indefinitely pause access to gender-affirming surgeries. If you have been affected - they have asked you to share this with them: www.llaiswales.org/news-and-rep...
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Update on our work regarding NWJCC’s decision to pause gender-affirming surgery | Llais
Ar ddechrau'r mis hwn, cyhoeddodd Gwasanaeth Rhywedd Cymru - a gomisiynwyd gan Gyd-bwyllgor Comisiynu GIG Cymru (CBCGC) ac a gynhaliwyd gan Fwrdd Iechyd Prifysgol Caerdydd a'r Fro (BIPCAF) - y byddai ...
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Spooky Snigdha @snig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Reform party love a bit of violence. "Hit Me With Your Reform Stick" music parody by @brexitrage.bsky.social m.youtube.com/watch?v=bG33...
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Hit me with your Reform stick - Ian Dury Parody
YouTube video by Peter Cook
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Song for the day (and yes, for the reason you think): #Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Castle www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhfl...
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Castle - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
YouTube video by Macklemore Music
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Remove the Z. Fuck you, Sheeran.
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Pulp Fiction: Zed's Dead, Baby with Bruce Willis
ALT: Pulp Fiction: Zed's Dead, Baby with Bruce Willis
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Andy the Storyteller ᚛ᚐᚅᚇᚔ @andygwaith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No thank you, I'd rather eat plasticine.
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