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Andy, 2026ing

@andyg64.bsky.social
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Ancient. Oligomath. Left-hander. Socialist. Arthur Ransome, Patrick O'Brian, loads of SF. Sails dinghies, loves cooking and gardening and woodwork and diy and numbers and puns and stuff like that. Has a horde of cats.

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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 15h
Following two weeks of shifts, my Fridgeofax (TM) suggests I have a day off on the horizon. Maybe.
List of workshifts stuck to the fridge.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yesterday's shift ended at 10. Today's starts at 8. Had six hours sleep. No days off on the horizon: a fortnight away, maybe? Dunno! ...Ugh.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My head. Left Colleen off at Falkirk crematorium today, at ten, as the husband of her best friend died of a mahoosive heart attack ten days ago. I was working, so left before the service. As I was 15mph-ing past the beautiful building, woods (covered in squirrels), gardens and lawns...
sorry.my
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Early shift today: out in the back garden at 5.30. Sky clear. Couldn't see the Moon. Of course. #September13th
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just weeks after Israelis are killed in a horrendous and coordinated attack by Palastinians, apparently unseen by Mossad, Mossad detonates fake pagers in the pockets of Hamas leaders across Palestinian territories. There's something seriously 'unreal' in all of this. Who's leading who?
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Are you always here?" a customer asked today. I've done 26 shifts in 27 days. So, in truth, not /always/ here. #RetailHell (Day off this Sunday!)
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
OMG! Mid last year, my daughter bought me A Record Player. Last Christmas, she bought me the ELO album, 'Out Of The Blue'. I fired up 'Mr. Blue Sky' (natch). Tonight? Analogue and /definitely/ not digital, I'm listening to 'Turn To Stone'. It's a whole world* of difference.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Friday: extreme gardening. Cut down a tree, dug up the roots. Saturday: fitting lights and sorting electrics in a colleague's daughter's house. Pressure washed our bins. And the car. Saturday night: aching, natch. Sunday: a ten-hour shift. First day's work for fourteen days' back-to-back shifts.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Watching "Carry on", the 2024 thriller. Still vaguely waiting for Hattie Jacques to turn up.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Second week off, and I'm in for a shift! ...What madness is this? (I don't work a Wednesday, so it's basically non-arduous overtime 💰)
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Mash (left over from last night's mashathon). Peas (from frozen, microwave for two minutes, dollop of butter). Veggie sausages. Awesome. #simplehappyfood Gone.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There's a 1/32nd scale He111 out, and I didn't know? Not built a kit in thirty years! Do I?!
A very large Heinkel.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Soon off to a seventh birthday party. There will be pizza and cake.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I see that, today, the Wow! signal is 49 light years away, heading off towards Gemini. Bye, you mysterious chunk of radio.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hey, E-on! Yer smart meter's gone dumb, the App's stuck, and my freezer is £5.96 away from becoming a container of liquids. Shall we converse by WhatsApp for six hours? Yeah. Why not? 😭
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Easy one! Hi, I'm the severe lightning storm almost striking that guy sailing solo on Windermere a few years ago.
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Andrew Curry @andrewcurry.com · 11/08/2026
The man's skeletal injuries looked like a train hit him, but he died in 1304 CE. At #ppa26Berlin last week, @uniofbradford.bsky.social scientist Jo Buckberry concluded he was likely whacked by a flying boulder, making him the first confirmed trebuchet death in the archaeological record. @science.org
science.org
Shattered skeleton in Scottish castle is first confirmed death from trebuchet
“Devastation” across body of 14th century warrior indicates horrific demise from flying boulder
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
First day off in fifteen. It feels weird, doing house stuff, in-between sitting still.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Tonight? I just can't be bothered. (Got a blistering tale about cherries and AI, though. Might post it tomorrow.)
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Checks rota. I had 13 consecutive shifts before last Sunday (a day off) and am doing 15 consecutive shifts before my next day off. Currently (Thursday) on day #4. If my A-Level in Maths is still working, that's 1 day off in 29. ...Utter. Madness. 😜
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Late last night (with an early start for me today) Colleen said "Let's put Excalibur on". Having seen it probably forty times, I somehow couldn't say no. Arthur, of course, finally floats off in his boat. Tonight and late? (Early start for Colleen tomorrow) we go "Jason & Those Argonauts?"
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Andrew D Wilson @adw.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is weirdly reassuring
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Haven't had a day off in nine days. Just been offered another nine+ days on. FFS...make next Sunday free, at least. Need a day off.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Not very big cherry tree has, after a blossomtastic Spring, just churned out 800g of these fellas. Pie to follow.
A bowl of home-grown organic cherries.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My posh French wine, bought earlier this evening, and utterly lovely, isn't helping much.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Day #2 of ten-in-a-row at work. This one's easy: but tomorrow's is twelve hours long. 😭
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Human hibernation? ...If I could sleep from November to April, that'd be good! www.theguardian.com/science/ng-i...
theguardian.com
Can humans hibernate their way to Mars?
Scientists are trying to recreate the biology that lets animals survive months without food or water, in hopes of making deep-space travel possible
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Å nei.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ah, it's the anniversary of the Leicester Balloon Riot. Look at 'em go! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leicest...
en.wikipedia.org
Leicester balloon riot - Wikipedia
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Birthday Boy! Seven, Right Now... it's the Bad Old Bad Boy Bandit hitting 7!
A grey and white male Domestic Shorthair cat eating his seventh birthday slop out of a green plastic bowl, with Dreamies. Happy Birthday, fave cat!
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fess time. 1/3. Been 'chatting' to Chatgpt about the setting I developed for a story set in a space habitat I'd roughed out about five years ago. 225m radius, 2rpm. 675m long. 1g at the max radius. We've 'talked' about illumination techniques, weather, biosphere, long-term sustainability...
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I believe, by the limited powers of this Samsung Tablet's appalling camera, I have #caturday covered.
Flash, Bandit and Timmy, not keen on the rain.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Today? A rare day off. Watched almost all of Star City (ok, but technically implausible oftentimes) with Bandit on my lap. Made 24 muffins in-between episodes. Tonight? Bored by Australia versus Egypt. Best part? The cat on my lap. And, uh, muffins. Apple and cinnamon.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Just driven to work. 29°C. I'm not suited to this. In the sun-trap back garden, it's north of 30°C. Ugh. #sweltering
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Back garden, part #1
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
What to do when it's warm outside and your fur coat is an intrinsic part of you: kip on the sofa, and put off the knitting until later. #caturday
A grey and white cat, sleeping on the sofa. Balls of wool in the foreground.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Utilising their locomotion-sticks, the opposing meat-beings have concluded their chase of the pressurised orb for the evening.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Dinner.
Supper: Caprese salad, veggie sausages baked with Mozzarella, Balsamic Vinegar and home-baked baguettes basted in butter. 

Nom.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Astrodyne, Ultravox (2008 remaster). Just sayin'
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Here we go... Twelve hour shift ahead. A blast of Heilung before the kick-off, I think 🤔? share.google/4bXAdUYqFaw6...
share.google
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
For some unknown reason, we've got QT on. The Fascist Voice has just said ten million migrants are coming for our Green Belts. ...We're in total spoken-bollocks territory here.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
2025. Norfolk Broads. I need to go back! #arthurransome
'Amazon', a small, lugsail, clinker-built dinghy. TV and film star, photographed by me, near Hickling Broad last summer.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
(1/2) Due to a requirement @ work, I set up a new Facebowk account to follow work-related feeds, having left that platform a couple of years ago. What a festering heap of fash garbage that dump's become. I'm being sent some awful crap by The Algorithm, that utterly does not align with my beliefs.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Neighbours, who are mostly all right, have just returned from holiday and fired up a Bluetooth speaker in the garden. I don't mind this. I *do* mind that they play MOR crap. So, quietly, I took out the TV's subwoofer and soundbar, plugged 'em in to an extension, and placed 'em in my garden (1/2)
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Early start tomorrow: off to bed to read for a while. (A book, with pages; not a screen.) Meanwhile: dreading work. Left ankle (x-rayed two weeks ago, no feedback wrt results so far) is such a sore paw. And I turned & sneezed today tearing something painful in my left ribs. Falling. To. Bits.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ten bands that don't exist. 1/ Crosby, Stills, Gnasher and Dennis 2/ Stale Flan 3/ The Ghost Trainees 4/ Lawks! It's the Corky Dorks 5/ The Respectable Spectacles 6/ The Beeching Cuts 7/ Fishbourne Ashtray 8/ Amon Ümlaüts 9/ The Crazy Brown World of Arthur 10/ Mandarin Nightmare
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Day off. "Can you move Baking Stuff to this cupboard?", she asked. And so, dear reader, after three hours, I have organised the pasta/rice, the condiments/ spreads, and the baking stuff, along with the tins/oils and biscuits cupboards, along with (ta-da!) the Drawer Of Doom that every kitchen has.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
1/2 Picked up g-daughter (nearly 7) from school. Me: "How was your day?" Her: "My friend farted in class and it sounded like this..." (Makes a long & loud farting sound.) Me: "Oh dear. Anything else?" Her (thinking the story needs embellishment): "And our teacher got us all out of the classroom."
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Glass of Sambuca last night as the first results came in. The resulting pre-waking-up dream involved me working at the Admiralty, trying to develop a method of passively detecting U-boats. "Augury on a thin chocolate/Nutella pancake mounted on an overhead projector" was my best idea.
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Andy, 2026ing @andyg64.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I love Scotland. (WARNING: this post contains Central Belt banter of a perceivably sexual nature, not suitable to nearly anyone not from here. Do click away now.) 1/3. I work in Retail. I wear an earpiece/talky thing. Mostly it's used for general work-related stuff, like "I've got a put-back"...
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