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Andy M

@androcles.bsky.social
9.5K followers 6.3K following 1.1K posts

Retired teacher, theatre designer & manager. Not retired writer, puzzler, Amazombie, cat dad, left-handed. Democrat blue, Buffalo Bills blue Author of (un)remark(able): a caregiver's love story Find it on Amazon, it will be your new favorite love story

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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 12h
She seems nice.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just 3 more followers and I'll hit 9.5K. Dont feel guilty for ignoring this, like those St. Jude commercials. Really. Don't worry. Really. Really.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
FOX News and all those other maga news puppets better get fuckin bankers boxes ready when they get kicked out of the White House briefing room in '29.
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Routine reminder that Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein weren't White House correspondents. So all you reporters who've been shut out: What would Bob and Carl do? If you don't know, watch the movie All the President's Men. Especially the boring scene where they're pawing through library cards.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
Rep. Lynch to Bessent: "I'll be honest -- I don't think the president could spell AI if I gave him the first letter"
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is that a scene from "Weekend At Bernies"?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
D.) All of the above.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just posted something very similar, but starting with the richest people. I'd settle for the center of the Venn diagram.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'd be down with A.I. wiping out humanity within the decade if it starts with the richest people.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My cat armed.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well this wins the internet today.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But did Junior have a laptop? Cuz apparently that's where R's draw the line.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ossoff: "our Crook President and his Crook Family ..." Where can I donate to this guy?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Next up: "Why are there two Dakotas? Thats too many, make it all one Dakota!"
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Unbelievable but totally believable. Let's add the Kennedy Center and those stupid fascist banners on the government buildings. And the plane.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wake me when he's dead.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ask a hundred and five cherry trees. Signs say 'no.'
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I choose my conspiracy theories very carefully. This one, I'll buy.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Not the post we expected, but the post we needed.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We all see it, right? Natalie Harp looks exactly like Ivanka. Not creepy at all.
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Marc Riggsbee @marcriggsbee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The attribute I so appreciate is his decency.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Honestly, what is the 25th Amendment for if not for now?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ten bucks says something terrible happens at the DJT Palm Beach Airport in 2026. Toilets blowing up, baggage carousel crushing luggage, runway slipping into the ocean. Odds are high it will turn to shit.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Thanks for the shout out! Keep fighting!
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Am I the only one who read this as "Supreme Court asks 'Not the Asshole'? ..." No, folks, you are indeed the assholes! Thanks for asking!
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@thankyourepublican.bsky.social Thank you for Making Algae Green Again 💚
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Good for @kristenwelker.bsky.social, dont let that piece of shit hijack an interview.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Unrelated story: Don Jr. and the dumb one join the board of jerkwater A.I. company and get a billion dollar contract.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
And when this generation's 9/11 hits our shores, how the hell do we gather a coalition of allies? We're screwed.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Winner: favorite non-political post of the week. (Try the Kroger brand Butterfingers next time (with a bigger spoon).)
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
4:08pm, @nicollewallace.bsky.social on @deadlinewh.bsky.social "the dumb shit on his phone..." More, baby, more!
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Am I the only one that gets just a little turned on whenever @nicollewallace.bsky.social swears on air? "Total bullshit..." and "give a rat's ass..."? Ooohh, say more, pretty lady! @deadlinewh.bsky.social
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Enough with "unhinged," which is a little too cutesy and metaphorical. Much prefer good ol fashioned "madman."
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
He truly speaks with the vocabulary of a 5-year-old. What an idiot.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
He looks like he's been hit by a roadblock a few too many times.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Re: the horrible Air Canada crash at LA Guardia. How long before TRAMP47 blames Biden for the accident?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I'm looking for some news about Pam Bondi's hearing before Congress. Why can't I find any coverage? Am I missing something? Did it not happen?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
To be honest, I'd be okay with this.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I thought we didn't need European forces for anything? That they're all worthless wand weak? Who told us that?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Do you think members of Trump's cabinet carry a cyanide capsule in their shoe in case they're captured?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Mission Accomplished, huh?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Hey Pam Bondi, how's the Dow?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It's hard to take an A.I. company like Anthropic serious when I hear they're in court or in trouble. Your company model is to make shit up, to invent a narrative. How do we know anything you're saying is honest?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Im sorry, "Biden-era"?? You mean, "a few years ago"? That's a loaded fucking adjective.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Jon Stewart: "Our bombs are now smarter than our President."
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Hey Pam Bondi, how's the Dow today?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
O God, he's not gonna try to tell jokes, is he?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Unless you work for ICE ...
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Wow, @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social you're really sucking Trump's dick pretty loudly this morning. "Most people are relieved..."??
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