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Andy M

@androcles.bsky.social
9.5K followers 6.3K following 1.1K posts

Retired teacher, theatre designer & manager. Not retired writer, puzzler, Amazombie, cat dad, left-handed. Democrat blue, Buffalo Bills blue Author of (un)remark(able): a caregiver's love story Find it on Amazon, it will be your new favorite love story

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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just 3 more followers and I'll hit 9.5K. Dont feel guilty for ignoring this, like those St. Jude commercials. Really. Don't worry. Really. Really.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
FOX News and all those other maga news puppets better get fuckin bankers boxes ready when they get kicked out of the White House briefing room in '29.
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Routine reminder that Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein weren't White House correspondents. So all you reporters who've been shut out: What would Bob and Carl do? If you don't know, watch the movie All the President's Men. Especially the boring scene where they're pawing through library cards.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
Rep. Lynch to Bessent: "I'll be honest -- I don't think the president could spell AI if I gave him the first letter"
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'd be down with A.I. wiping out humanity within the decade if it starts with the richest people.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ossoff: "our Crook President and his Crook Family ..." Where can I donate to this guy?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Next up: "Why are there two Dakotas? Thats too many, make it all one Dakota!"
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Unbelievable but totally believable. Let's add the Kennedy Center and those stupid fascist banners on the government buildings. And the plane.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I choose my conspiracy theories very carefully. This one, I'll buy.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We all see it, right? Natalie Harp looks exactly like Ivanka. Not creepy at all.
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Marc Riggsbee @marcriggsbee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The attribute I so appreciate is his decency.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Honestly, what is the 25th Amendment for if not for now?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ten bucks says something terrible happens at the DJT Palm Beach Airport in 2026. Toilets blowing up, baggage carousel crushing luggage, runway slipping into the ocean. Odds are high it will turn to shit.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@thankyourepublican.bsky.social Thank you for Making Algae Green Again 💚
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Good for @kristenwelker.bsky.social, dont let that piece of shit hijack an interview.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
4:08pm, @nicollewallace.bsky.social on @deadlinewh.bsky.social "the dumb shit on his phone..." More, baby, more!
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Am I the only one that gets just a little turned on whenever @nicollewallace.bsky.social swears on air? "Total bullshit..." and "give a rat's ass..."? Ooohh, say more, pretty lady! @deadlinewh.bsky.social
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Enough with "unhinged," which is a little too cutesy and metaphorical. Much prefer good ol fashioned "madman."
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
He truly speaks with the vocabulary of a 5-year-old. What an idiot.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Re: the horrible Air Canada crash at LA Guardia. How long before TRAMP47 blames Biden for the accident?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I'm looking for some news about Pam Bondi's hearing before Congress. Why can't I find any coverage? Am I missing something? Did it not happen?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
To be honest, I'd be okay with this.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Do you think members of Trump's cabinet carry a cyanide capsule in their shoe in case they're captured?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Hey Pam Bondi, how's the Dow?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It's hard to take an A.I. company like Anthropic serious when I hear they're in court or in trouble. Your company model is to make shit up, to invent a narrative. How do we know anything you're saying is honest?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Jon Stewart: "Our bombs are now smarter than our President."
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Hey Pam Bondi, how's the Dow today?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Wow, @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social you're really sucking Trump's dick pretty loudly this morning. "Most people are relieved..."??
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Dang, we didn't even get our Board of Peace business cards back from the printers.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Has a reporter ever asked Melania if she hates foreigners as much as her husband does?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Can anyone suggest where to watch the State of the Union that will have live fact-checking commentary voiced over the dribble and dreck that comes outa that orange face? @nicollewallace.bsky.social @marcelias.bsky.social @gtconway.bsky.social
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
If SCOTUS declares that importers should receive a refund from the illegal tariffs, my bet is that the Trump Organization will suddenly be in the "import" business. 'Yes, daddy, we'll take a big fat refund check, please.'
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I'm so fucking tired of this shit every day.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I'm not a lawyer, so can somebody explain to me why an Epstein survivor can't just go public and accuse a certain man for abusing her? "Yes, when I was 14 years old, Joe Shmoe raped me in Palm Beach in 2010. See you in court."
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road2lexington.bsky.social @road2lexington.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
If Donald Trump raped a teenager I think Pam Bondi would volunteer to hold her down.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I can't listen to her ugly, mean-spirited, abusive tone of voice any longer.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
She's talking about the Dow Jones? She's the fucking Attorney General, not a fucking cheerleader.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Oh my god, Pam Bondi is a true cunt.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Lutnick had a nanny that Epstein was 'interested in'?? Holy shit, how does this fucking shitbag still have a job??
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Can you imagine if 47DT just said, 'Hey let's just all look at porn for a day, huh?' What a calming factor that would have on the nation.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Lutnick brought his KIDS to Epstein Rape Island??
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Paul Atreides 🦋 @paulatreidesno7.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Either you are actively fighting against this criminal administration, or you are guilty as a party to it. Everyone who supports Donald Trump is guilty of the crimes.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Wow, what a boring Super Bowl, thank god for the commercials
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
JD Vance asks for tickets to the Olympic event “where you ski five miles and then shoot people.”
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
An important question about the Epstein files that I haven't heard answered yet: what's the endgame hoped for? Don't get me wrong, I'm all in, but are we really expecting a court case? Against whom? By whom?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Are we taking bets on when Bari Weiss @cbsnews.com will get a Maralago makeover?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Question: is there a map of the Caribbean showing where these 'narco-terrorist' boats are getting blown up?
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I tried to watch @morningjoe.bsky.social this morning but, good christ, 11 minutes into it, and just shut the fuck up, Joe Scarborough and let your guests talk!
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Thank you, @lastweektonight.com for reminding us that @60minutes.bsky.social is dead to us. Thanks, Bari Weiss for killing it. Fuck you and your fluff UATX story.
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Andy M @androcles.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
So how are all those trade deals going? Does anyone care anymore?
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