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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 11h

"asserts more control over" == "stealing"

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 15h

Hard to decline a triple-dog-dare, though!

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 19h

Also, the obvious follow-up is, "Your father died with dementia, which is also genetically related. Do you recognize that you, too, have completely lost your mind?"

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 19h

Reporters asking Schmitt questions in the halls of Congress should yell to him, "Senator Dirtbag! Senator Dirtbag!"

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 30/09/2026

I'm surprised that the dropoff in tourist & visitor dollars hasn't caused more economic damage here. Hospitality stocks are down about 13% over the last year, I guess, but I thought it might have hit harder.

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 30/09/2026

He was so impressed when the chatbot told him there were 4 R's in "strawberry". "Wow, how did it know that?"

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 30/09/2026

It's a detail from a Jan van Eyck painting from the 1400s 🙂

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 30/09/2026

The next Democratic president should issue an executive order renaming the word "shitshow" to "EricSchmittshow"

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 29/09/2026

1. Yes. 2. Ok, so the other stores will make up the loss per sale on increased volume? ;-)

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 29/09/2026

He is sick, tired, evil, unfit, etc. What does the last sentence look like in reality, though?

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 29/09/2026

Grocery stores have a profit margin that's less than 10%. No grocery stores will be able to offer a 10% discount on all self-scanned items unless they jack up their prices.

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 28/09/2026

4. Anyone who doesn't call it SI from now on is officially dum 5. All citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check.

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 28/09/2026

Xi cells C-xells by the Xi Xore

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 28/09/2026

I know it's not entirely his fault, but I still like to blame Chris Christie.

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 28/09/2026

💯 → "Fellow journalists: We need fewer 'think pieces' and more 'this man cannot think' articles."

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 27/09/2026

I wonder how often #1 picks go on to become All-Stars...? And what is the average # of years before they do?

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 27/09/2026

Thanks, and good for the reporter, but it needs to be in a place where he'll have to respond.

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 27/09/2026

I'd like for one reporter to ask him, "There's an ad going around with you talking about all the types of people you'll take down. It says it's paid for by the US Government. Don't you have enough money to pay for the ad for yourself?"

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 27/09/2026

let flesh_tone = RGB(255,255,255)

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 26/09/2026

I hope so, but we've all been so burned by polls that are way off in recent years. If you're a superstitious sort, you can't allow yourself to think something good might happen lest you jinx it away...

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Christopher Hanusa @mathzorro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I think this is all of us these days.

An error message that says "The group or resource is not in the correct state to perform the requested operation.

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 23/09/2026

The Donald J Trump Rikers Correctional Facility has a nice ring to it, and it would make a lovely home for him, too

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 23/09/2026

Hope to never have a medical emergency while flying because I would die from mortification if I caused other passengers to have a Planes, Trains, & Automobiles experience

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Neal Page's Tantrum in Planes, Trains & Automobiles

Alt: Steve Martin throws a tantrum in Planes, Trains & Automobiles

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 22/09/2026

It's really hard to get to the top of the "Dumbest Thing in the World" list these days, but this is definitely up there!

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 22/09/2026

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 22/09/2026

Saw Guess Who earlier this year and Bachman played a couple of his hits, including this, and it still sounded fantastic!

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 21/09/2026

"Maiden flight" term inapt here, methinks

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 21/09/2026

I just switched my electric service to Time Of Use rates, so I can charge my EV from nearly empty to nearly full overnight for about $8. Such a shame (travesty!) Trump has done so much to hinder growth of EV market in the U.S.

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 19/09/2026

I might have had a Happy Days one at some point, but this is one I remember for sure...

Welcome Back, Kotter lunchbox showing the sweathogs & Mr Kotter

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 19/09/2026

He's going to sign an executive order renaming AI and only those companies who go along with him will be able to get government contracts, isn't he?

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 19/09/2026

He could have at least piped his stupid post through ChatGPT to have it make some grammatical sense

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 17/09/2026

The normalization of lies, blatant and obvious, starting from day 1 of his 1st term, with no shame or political repercussions, may be the most damaging of all. So many bad downstream effects come from the nonstop disregard for the truth that goes unpunished.

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 17/09/2026

Now I'm gonna have The Preamble stuck in my head all day! 😉

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 16/09/2026

🎶"My datacenter's a dud all stuck in the mud somewhere in the swamps of Jersey..."🎵

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 16/09/2026

So many twists and turns I'm starting to feel like a paper clip. Uh oh...

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 16/09/2026

I don't really think it's likely, but *if* AGI agents were able to hack into pretty much any internet-connected system and were "inclined" to do so, they could cause tremendous damage (shut down & destroy systems) which could lead to massive social disorder, uprisings, etc., which could lead to wars

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 14/09/2026

So this is how AGI works! ;-)

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 13/09/2026

Except the bag is full of lumps of coal not cash

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 13/09/2026

Dart showing he's way ahead of his time. By that I mean he already sounds as if he's had a dozen concussions.

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 13/09/2026

Your man looks like his mascara and eye liner *was* tested on animals

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 12/09/2026

Hahahaha! I'm still not going to root for the Steelers again until Rodgers is gone, but even he realizes what a bag of shit he's been peddled (& been a part of peddling).

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 12/09/2026

92.4% of all statistics are made up on the fly

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