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Andrew Tavin

@andrewtavin.bsky.social
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Writer, Comedian, friend to the animals. Well, one animal. Listen to House of House podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/house… And Sound Snackz: soundcloud.com/soundsnackz

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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We created a machine that spews fire in random directions, but don't worry, we built a barrier around it. Also sometimes we remove the barrier to see what will happen, but if it hurts anyone or damages any property that's not our fault, that's on the machine so you're not allowed to be mad at me.
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Just wondered "how come everyone who makes a series of Youtube videos playing through every single game on a given Nintendo console seems to be autistic" and then realized that was probably a silly question
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
BREAKING: Tilly Norwood found dead of suspected overdose on the floor of her Hollywood Hills Hard Drive
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Honey, I said I'd clean the BATHROOMS not the BACKROOMS. This is gonna take forever!
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Nope! Don't like this!
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I have to admit sometimes Trump is relatable. I, too, would make up a work thing to get out of going to Donald Trump Jr's wedding
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I love videos of those goats that get dropped off to clear yards of weeds. Imagine being shoved into a trailer and when you get let out there's just a field of sashimi for you and your buds to chow down on.
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Oh good they got our sponsor in there after all!
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Nikki.⁺₊⊹˚☾ @killerxnikki.secondlife.bio · 18/04/2026
@andrewtavin.bsky.social @lennyburnham.bsky.social you dont have to share my @ but i loved hearing you shout out my name on the pod! ♥️ Here’s the chapters for this weeks episode, it’s gone away from longer college course titles and to mini chapters 😂
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Lol, it didn't specify the medical disclaimers were about curved penises... but what is a curved penis to a robot?
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS WATCHING NOBODY OR NOBODY 2: "And you call him The Barber despite the fact that he is clearly contantly getting his hair cut, rather than cutting hair?"
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Does anyone know if there's a Mario movie sequel coming out? I think there is but I'm not sure. Maybe 5... 6 max... more videos of the cast talking about their favorite video games growing up and I will be certain.
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I think the basic details, I can get, it's the ones where they add a title as though it was a college course that I feel weird about lol
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Nikki.⁺₊⊹˚☾ @killerxnikki.secondlife.bio · 25/03/2026
@andrewtavin.bsky.social have you seen spotify attempt to give your episodes of HoH “chapters“ ? 😂
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Oh wow that's so weird! I did give it permission to do so (it said it might impact my reach if I didn't) but I didn't know it would do it like this. Lol, thank you for bringing this to my attention!
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I would like yo believe they filmed ten different #Oscars endings depending on what won
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I won
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
*they're playing Greenday's "Holiday" in the sandwich shop* ME: This brings me back SANDWICH COUNTER GIRL: Yeah they play retro stuff like from 2010 *I being to crumble into dust* ME: This was from American Idiot, actually SCG: Ah yeah, 90s stuff, sorry *my disintegration completes*
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
If tech companies were a romantic partner they'd be like "good morning honey, I rounded off all the corners in the apartment while you were sleeping. Also, do you want me to write your emails for you? You can say no but I won't stop asking"
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This girl on the subway has the tiniest sliver of battery left and she keeps trying to search "Ray Romano" on Instagram I promise I wasn't trying to spy but we're underground and the internet isn't working
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I love anime
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Finally a hobbit who will have no time for a game of riddles
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Bill Burr Baggins. Like he talks in the exasperrated voice "we gotta get rid of this freaking ring!"
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Woo! Thanks for listening!
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FallenBishop @fallenbishop.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
@andrewtavin.bsky.social 5/5 Vicodin
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Give yourself a break. You were never supposed to be fully cognizant of your current circumstances
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
And for a biweekly show! Looks like you're 2025's Top Cuddy Buddy! Thank you for listening!
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Nikki.⁺₊⊹˚☾ @killerxnikki.secondlife.bio · 04/12/2025
@andrewtavin.bsky.social @lennyburnham.bsky.social i didnt mean for this to happen but it did, i love my vaguely a house recap podcast 🤍
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
racist guy running for Owl City council: “there were, at most, only about 1-2 million fireflies”
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I get that the "establishment" wants to torpedo upstart progressive populists, but I think it matters what you give them to work with
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
BRILLIANT IDEA: A phone camera that, when you take a picture of shit in the sky, it looks as cool in the photo as it does when you look at it with your eyes
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Because few people care about abortion in their day to day life as much as a small but significant minority of gun guys care about their guns each and every day
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
This is true and bad, but I do think there's a frustration where the right can ban all manner of reproductive care while gleefully knowing nothing about it (with horrifying results) while the same doesn't go the other way. Not totally sure why, whether it's just structural rightwing bias or /
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Hippos and elephants are just chomping down on watermelons whole, like animals, while the sophisticated rhino cuts the melon in half to tenderly chew at the sweetness inside
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
The new House of House is here and it features the return of beloved guest Katie Wright! It's got virgin births, regular births, and more mean teens than you can shake a stick at. Plus it's a Christmas episode! How can you not listen?! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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House of House Episode 105:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 08/18/2025 · 1h 23m
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Different account, to be clear
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Oh and it gets worse
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Unless the message is literally just that people are entitled to have feelings, which, sure yes 100%
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Seems like a quick jump from here to "obviously I believe an accused rapist should have the right to a trial of their peers, but if they're aquitted, the jury should be hunted down and killed"
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
The newest House of House has arrived! Power couple @dankmccoy.bsky.social and Audrey Lazaro join us to discuss a House episode that has a lot to say about beauty and weight loss. Is the stuff it says good? You'll have to listen and find out! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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House of House Episode 104:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 08/04/2025 · 1h 41m
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
At long last, we've created Mecha Hitler from the classic sci-fi novel "Please Create Mecha Hitler" (it was written by Hitler)
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Whoops! Looks like I accidentally released today's House of House a week early and didn't realize till now. If you didn't already listen to this great episode with Alex Kennedy now's your chance! If you caught it early, listen again! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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House of House Episode 102:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 07/01/2025 · 1h 35m
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
At this point they're founding new companies just to make enough ads for Walton Goggins to star in
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
It bothers me a little bit (though as Nathan pointed out, I'm not the actual victim here) to see the narrative of Israeli Jews as carrying out a unique evil in backstabbing their gracious hosts, rather than the still horrible but less unique reality
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
It's a minor point, but I do bristle a little when I see the ahistorical notion being shared a lot online that Ottoman and mandate Palestinian Arabs welcomed Jewish refugees- some did, many didn't (arguably understandably), and while it obviously doesn't justify the Nakba and later occupation,
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Yeah, obviously I don't think people should agree with them- I don't- but there's often an attempt to justify the expulsion and oppression of Palestinians in universalist human rights terms but, unfortunately, it is often either self-delusion or deception.
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I hadn't heard about him- darkly ironic to see him writing that a Jewish state would not be able to absorb the entirety of the diaspora population.
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
They do think they "know better" as an oppressed minority. They think universalism is hollow, and no one will save us, and the problem is we weren't strong enough. I disagree and think it's horrible but I wish more people tried to understand the dynamic.
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Agreed! Have a good weekend
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Yes, I'm aware. And are you saying you think two candidates will try this despite it being unlikely to succeed outside of an RCV environment? If you were just saying someone will try it, then sure but if you think it'd be effictive outside of that environment that's the disagreement.
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