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Andrew Tavin

@andrewtavin.bsky.social
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Writer, Comedian, friend to the animals. Well, one animal. Listen to House of House podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/house… And Sound Snackz: soundcloud.com/soundsnackz

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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We created a machine that spews fire in random directions, but don't worry, we built a barrier around it. Also sometimes we remove the barrier to see what will happen, but if it hurts anyone or damages any property that's not our fault, that's on the machine so you're not allowed to be mad at me.
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Just wondered "how come everyone who makes a series of Youtube videos playing through every single game on a given Nintendo console seems to be autistic" and then realized that was probably a silly question
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
BREAKING: Tilly Norwood found dead of suspected overdose on the floor of her Hollywood Hills Hard Drive
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Honey, I said I'd clean the BATHROOMS not the BACKROOMS. This is gonna take forever!
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Nope! Don't like this!
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I have to admit sometimes Trump is relatable. I, too, would make up a work thing to get out of going to Donald Trump Jr's wedding
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I love videos of those goats that get dropped off to clear yards of weeds. Imagine being shoved into a trailer and when you get let out there's just a field of sashimi for you and your buds to chow down on.
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Nikki.⁺₊⊹˚☾ @killerxnikki.secondlife.bio · 18/04/2026
@andrewtavin.bsky.social @lennyburnham.bsky.social you dont have to share my @ but i loved hearing you shout out my name on the pod! ♥️ Here’s the chapters for this weeks episode, it’s gone away from longer college course titles and to mini chapters 😂
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS WATCHING NOBODY OR NOBODY 2: "And you call him The Barber despite the fact that he is clearly contantly getting his hair cut, rather than cutting hair?"
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Does anyone know if there's a Mario movie sequel coming out? I think there is but I'm not sure. Maybe 5... 6 max... more videos of the cast talking about their favorite video games growing up and I will be certain.
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Nikki.⁺₊⊹˚☾ @killerxnikki.secondlife.bio · 25/03/2026
@andrewtavin.bsky.social have you seen spotify attempt to give your episodes of HoH “chapters“ ? 😂
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I would like yo believe they filmed ten different #Oscars endings depending on what won
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I won
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
*they're playing Greenday's "Holiday" in the sandwich shop* ME: This brings me back SANDWICH COUNTER GIRL: Yeah they play retro stuff like from 2010 *I being to crumble into dust* ME: This was from American Idiot, actually SCG: Ah yeah, 90s stuff, sorry *my disintegration completes*
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
If tech companies were a romantic partner they'd be like "good morning honey, I rounded off all the corners in the apartment while you were sleeping. Also, do you want me to write your emails for you? You can say no but I won't stop asking"
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This girl on the subway has the tiniest sliver of battery left and she keeps trying to search "Ray Romano" on Instagram I promise I wasn't trying to spy but we're underground and the internet isn't working
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I love anime
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Finally a hobbit who will have no time for a game of riddles
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Bill Burr Baggins. Like he talks in the exasperrated voice "we gotta get rid of this freaking ring!"
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FallenBishop @fallenbishop.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
@andrewtavin.bsky.social 5/5 Vicodin
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Give yourself a break. You were never supposed to be fully cognizant of your current circumstances
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Nikki.⁺₊⊹˚☾ @killerxnikki.secondlife.bio · 04/12/2025
@andrewtavin.bsky.social @lennyburnham.bsky.social i didnt mean for this to happen but it did, i love my vaguely a house recap podcast 🤍
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
racist guy running for Owl City council: “there were, at most, only about 1-2 million fireflies”
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I get that the "establishment" wants to torpedo upstart progressive populists, but I think it matters what you give them to work with
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
BRILLIANT IDEA: A phone camera that, when you take a picture of shit in the sky, it looks as cool in the photo as it does when you look at it with your eyes
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
This is true and bad, but I do think there's a frustration where the right can ban all manner of reproductive care while gleefully knowing nothing about it (with horrifying results) while the same doesn't go the other way. Not totally sure why, whether it's just structural rightwing bias or /
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Hippos and elephants are just chomping down on watermelons whole, like animals, while the sophisticated rhino cuts the melon in half to tenderly chew at the sweetness inside
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
The new House of House is here and it features the return of beloved guest Katie Wright! It's got virgin births, regular births, and more mean teens than you can shake a stick at. Plus it's a Christmas episode! How can you not listen?! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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House of House Episode 105:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 08/18/2025 · 1h 23m
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
The newest House of House has arrived! Power couple @dankmccoy.bsky.social and Audrey Lazaro join us to discuss a House episode that has a lot to say about beauty and weight loss. Is the stuff it says good? You'll have to listen and find out! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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House of House Episode 104:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 08/04/2025 · 1h 41m
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
At long last, we've created Mecha Hitler from the classic sci-fi novel "Please Create Mecha Hitler" (it was written by Hitler)
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Whoops! Looks like I accidentally released today's House of House a week early and didn't realize till now. If you didn't already listen to this great episode with Alex Kennedy now's your chance! If you caught it early, listen again! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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House of House Episode 102:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 07/01/2025 · 1h 35m
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
At this point they're founding new companies just to make enough ads for Walton Goggins to star in
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Are you ready for a House of House about an episode of House with one of the worst mental health takes of all time? Strap in cause it's here! Will House be able to torture an agoraphobe into being normal? Listen and find out! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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House of House Episode 101:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 06/23/2025 · 1h 21m
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Episode 100 of House of House! Lenny is away but Mike Blejer fills in! House and Cuddy finally kiss and a guy is secretly Middle Eastern. As far as our coverage, you know what they say: 2 Jews, 3 (hundred) Riffs podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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House of House Episode 100:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 06/09/2025 · 1h 42m
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Dropping hints to my dog so he gets me the limited edition Porco Rosso sake set for Father's Day
Porco Rosso cup next to a Porco Rosso sake bottle, both are sick as hell
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
The newest episode of House of House is here! It has lesbian stuff but was actually written by two lesbian writers proving that the House writer's room was ahead of the curve for 2007. The Fox marketing department? Maybe less so. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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House of House Episode 99:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 05/26/2025 · 56m
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
The new House of House is here with returning favorite @saraghaleb.bsky.social Also returning is Wilson! Him and and House have a fun road trip. Some woman also got pins in her head as a baby but don't worry about that! She'll be fine, maybe better now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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House of House Episode 98:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 05/12/2025 · 1h 47m
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
So weird to call it a "Lazy Susan" when it does more work than 99% of plates
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Apple TV is the only streaming service that delivers you content from alternate dimensions. There are two seasons of a Maya Rudolph led comedy that came it in 2023?! No, you pulled that out of another timeline you Mandela Effect ass streaming network.
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The new House of House episode is here! Dan Wilbur returns to discuss an episode where Breckin Meyer is a painter who sees weird stuff and is puffy sometimes. Plus XXX Twilight Zone parodies and the worst game show idea ever! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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House of House Episode 97:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 04/28/2025 · 1h 20m
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
New House of House with Rebecca Kaplan about an episode where Felicia Day has the top of her skull cut off? Yep, and we have a bonus fan fic reading plus so much more! Listen now or regret it forever! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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House of House Episode 96:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 04/14/2025 · 1h 14m
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Look, there was a time when this kind of thing had some merit but complaining about it now is like complaining that typewriters get too jammed too often. Were you just unfrozen from 2015 yesterday?!
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I saw someone in an NYC Comics Facebook group complain about how you can't say anything anymore because of people on Twitter. Twitter is full of open Nazis! It's the fifth year of Trump's presidency! Tony Hinchcliffe is getting Netflix specials! Maybe there's another reason you aren't successful!
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Don't get me wrong, the Nazi stuff is the worst part, but the true reason to leave Twitter is getting a "notification" that when you check it is like "don't you want to tweet about how the NBA is cool?"
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
My haters say they never see me at the dog park. I tell them I never see them at the pet store.
Reggie. The cute dog
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Nice to meet you. I'm Mr. Lecter and these are my sons, Hannibal and Jedophile
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Finally started watching Severance and my main takeaway: Mr. Milchik gets so much cardio in, good for him That guy is running everywhere all the time, he probably has a resting heart rate of like, 12
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
"I wonder how they're going to beat the Demon Army" A 2 SECOND CLIP FEATURING TOSSED OFF DIALOGUE FROM THREE SEASONS AGO PLAYED DURING THE "PREVIOUSLY ON" MONTAGE: "The legend says a frost sword beat the Demon Army, but that's a myth"
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Kacie Tergesen returns for the newest House of House episode which has some very uhhh interesting things to say about feminism. Or maybe it has interesting things to say about work... or motherhood? I dunno, it's a fun podcast, listen now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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House of House Episode 95
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 03/31/2025 · 55m
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Andrew Tavin @andrewtavin.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
So many "prestige" video games feel inspired by film but Flow might be the first prestige film that feels inspired by indie video games. It was fantastic but also could have been a youtube video titled "Flow - All Cutscenes" that you watch because you couldn't nail the jump back to the boat
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