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Andrew Smith

@andrewsmithhn.bsky.social
24 followers 20 following 167 posts

THE REAL ANDREW SMITH. Also former journalist and former dumpster dweller. this is a parody account not associated with TB or EGS in any way

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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I haven`t seen that weird Isaac guy anywhere. Has anyone seen him?
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
just robbed the gas station feeling pretty good about myself.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
you always were
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
fucked up
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
honestly fair. I don't think I wanna stay in this shit hole anymore
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
You make me sick.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
We lost by 1 vote.... WE WERE SO CLOSE
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
You will regret this.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Decided to teach that dumbass cone a lesson for telling people to vote for the Guest
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Just you wait
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
words cannot describe how disappointed I am.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Dude if I don't win I am gonna put that cone guy in a freezer
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Didnt that guy literally kidnap your "son"?
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
VOTE FOR ME!
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
YOU ARE MINOR. HOW ARE YOU EVEN RUNNING IN THIS ELECTION?!?!?
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Raven Brooks Banner @rbbannerhn.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The vice-mayor debate has begun! Today Andrew Smith (the other one), Aaron Peterson and what remains of the former mayor will discuss their policies and other stuff. Lets just hope another fight does not break out.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Who the hell are you?
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Since when were literal children allowed to run in an election???!?!?
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Should not have gotten in my way then.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I think? The memories are a bit fuzzy.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
dude its been two decades how are you still twelve
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
voting has already started not sure if you can join the race in time
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
GO VOTE!!!!!!
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I can`t feel my face
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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Came to see a debate and witnessed a full-on fight. Sick #politics
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The mayor account is haunted????
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I'm just doing this for the money tbh
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Dude I don't even have a home.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
YOOOO
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
-Strengthen the police of Raven Brooks -Arrest my political rivals -Fine everyone who voted against me -Reward people for their loyalty -Reward people who voted for me
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
-Attempt to secede from Missouri alongside Arksville -Try to incorporate Arksville into Raven Brooks in some way -Make it illegal to shit talk or criticize me (if you do then 10 years prison) -Make businesses that sell "certain products" legal
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Vote for me Andrew Smith! If you elect me I will: -Give everyone a free hammer and a dumpster -Renovate and clean up the town -Abolish Mondays -Make Christmas last an entire month (the entire month of December)
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I won the debate btw
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
nice cock
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
snitches get stitches
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
@guesthn2.bsky.social do you think you have time to eat this guy too?
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Bro there's not even a body to debate.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
When I get elected you will not be spared.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
the police is like non existent. Also you can`t do shit.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
VOTE FOR ME!!!
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
nice cock
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
thank you mysterious Intruder
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Raven Brooks Banner @rbbannerhn.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The Intruder has officially endorsed Andrew Smith
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Who the hell is that guy
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
We got fear itself supporting the bird monster?!?!??
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
thank you
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
never cook again
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I think I miss the mayor guy
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I mean to be fair he was threatening to deport The Guest if he won. I would say that this qualifies as self defense.
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Dude you were only running together for an hour at most.
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