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Andrew Salter

@andrewsalter.net
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An L.A. kid who loves to read. Fascinated by movies and their craft, arts of all kinds, the Dodgers, and cat photos.

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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 8h
Good call today. You and Mo are a joy to listen to.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 9h
Randy Newman with an Oscar
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 07/10/2026
Randy Newman at the table with a cigarette 
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 05/10/2026
The downside of not being a nap person is that when you DO decide to take one, your cat freaks out and starts yelling to anyone who will listen that something is very wrong in this house.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 05/10/2026
Gosh, I love a two-out bases-loaded two-run go-ahead walk-off single with two strikes in the playoffs. It’s pure baseball fun and a completely justified use of hyphens.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 05/10/2026
Certainly I’d prefer if they sold ACTUAL spam musubi as well as their famous paradise cake at the ballpark, but I acknowledge it’s Levy’s and not actually King’s. A man can dream.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 05/10/2026
It was VERY messy trying to eat at my seat. Pleasantly tasty.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 04/10/2026
I did shake fan favorite Keith Williams Jr.’s hand, though, so that was cool 
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 03/10/2026
Randy Newman leaning on a fence
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 03/10/2026
It’s hot. Game’s fun. It’s VERY hot.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 03/10/2026
I’ll be right above you
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 01/10/2026
darth, has Spain got you covered
A plate with a Spanish tortilla on it, as well as another plate with patatas bravas
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 29/09/2026
These are my favorite jays! Really vocal, cool looking.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 28/09/2026
You love it when it’s a completely stereotypical pilot voice on the mic.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 27/09/2026
There’s the oldest operating bookstore in the world (with a pretty good English section, and a wine bar in the back), and a super old public lift.
Entrance to Bertrand Bookstore with a flyer in the window:

GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS
CERTIFICATE
Established in 1732.
Bertrand bookshop, located in Lisbon, Portugal, is the oldest operating bookshop.An old elevator
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 26/09/2026
The dragon in the first one is so cute! The second one is rad.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 25/09/2026
After the pedestrian paradise of Galicia, Madrid sure is a kick in the teeth.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 25/09/2026
Como se di “jerk face”
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 25/09/2026
Galicians send their unpleasant people to drive busses where they play Maroon 5 all day, and I think that would be a great punishment if I also did not have to be on that bus.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 23/09/2026
And it’s taken so long that you can track the flight still in the air on the way to PDX. Wild.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 22/09/2026
To be a @taskmaster.tv fan is to find yourself saying “I just gleeked!” with a certain air of triumph.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 12/09/2026
Who won this, btw
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 10/09/2026
Man, I had really hoped the magic of streaming would let us just choose “actually, today I want the tall one in 3D”.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 06/09/2026
@cabel.panic.com the fact that the Nintendo Music doesn’t have 7:00 PM - Clear (Cabel’s Version) is a crime.
Screenshot of Nintendo music app with 7:00 PM - Clear from animal crossing new horizons playing
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 05/09/2026
Lyra and Obi checking in and knowable
Pastel calico in a ball but watching youA black lab. That’s it. That’s the photo.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 04/09/2026
Then again, judging by the other PSAs, the kid is going to be naturally curious about water, not a statistic, not a foster child, maybe have Lyme disease, and, if he doesn’t drink or text while driving might find the love of his life by almost hitting with his car while watching a shark video.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 04/09/2026
I just noticed it I think last night
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 04/09/2026
“He RUNS…FAST…ENOUGH!” is a good call from Joe Davis.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 27/08/2026
Mookie Betts, hello.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 26/08/2026
Hadestown subtitles be like
Subtitles read

- Laaa la la la la la laaa
- Huh, kkh, huh, kkh
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 24/08/2026
Manfred: “I’ve watched three Little League World Series games today and I can only conclude that we need a salary cap.”
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 21/08/2026
Stop
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 18/08/2026
That was delightful
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 16/08/2026
I forgot the part of Battlestar Galactica where Adama and Roslin get baked on space weed.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 08/08/2026
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social I like the ones where John talks about Alaska.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 08/08/2026
Jiminy what an at bat.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 01/08/2026
Whenever anybody says “Brand New Day”, I think of the Tokyo Disney Resort 35th Anniversary theme song.
youtu.be
Brand New Day - Tokyo Disney Resort 35th Anniversary Theme Song
YouTube video by WhereMagicLives95
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 31/07/2026
First order of business after seizing billionaire money is funding everything arts.
latimes.com
'It's been the right time for a long time': Behind Watts Towers' $22-million campus renovation
Groundbreaking begins in October on a $22-million renovation of the Watts Towers Arts Center Campus. With this work, one of Los Angeles’ most important cultural landmarks is entering a new chapter aft...
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 30/07/2026
This is @cabel.panic.com coded
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 18/07/2026
There was a cottage industry of people doing spoofs of these during The Eras Tour and some were pretty great
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 17/07/2026
Napoleon Dynamite.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill. One of the greats. 🫡
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Stephen Nelson @stephennelson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Haha definitely a suboptimal series—a big, steaming pile of 💩, in fact! So we tried to send folks off into the break with the smallest of jokes.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 13/07/2026
I feel bad when @stephennelson.bsky.social gets the stinker series on TV, but “Sorry for watching” was a good line.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 12/07/2026
I’m curious about the same thing but first pitch home runs!
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 03/07/2026
YEARS ago you posted a “behind the scenes” of the Mike Pence selfie and it had the “no step on snek” flag and I laughed at that for days.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 03/07/2026
I’m still shaking
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 23/06/2026
I only recently noticed Damon’s almost imperceptible eyebrow furrow when he clocks that he just spoke German. I watch this movie frequently.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 23/06/2026
The sound his hand makes grabbing the baton paired with the “hey!” gets me every time.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 23/06/2026
The Dodgers need to bring a portable steamer for their little background curtain on road games.
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