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Andrew Salter

@andrewsalter.net
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An L.A. kid who loves to read. Fascinated by movies and their craft, arts of all kinds, the Dodgers, and cat photos.

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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 9h
Randy Newman with an Oscar
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 07/10/2026
Randy Newman at the table with a cigarette 
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 03/10/2026
Randy Newman leaning on a fence
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 01/10/2026
darth, has Spain got you covered
A plate with a Spanish tortilla on it, as well as another plate with patatas bravas
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 27/09/2026
There’s the oldest operating bookstore in the world (with a pretty good English section, and a wine bar in the back), and a super old public lift.
Entrance to Bertrand Bookstore with a flyer in the window:

GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS
CERTIFICATE
Established in 1732.
Bertrand bookshop, located in Lisbon, Portugal, is the oldest operating bookshop.An old elevator
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 06/09/2026
@cabel.panic.com the fact that the Nintendo Music doesn’t have 7:00 PM - Clear (Cabel’s Version) is a crime.
Screenshot of Nintendo music app with 7:00 PM - Clear from animal crossing new horizons playing
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 05/09/2026
Lyra and Obi checking in and knowable
Pastel calico in a ball but watching youA black lab. That’s it. That’s the photo.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 26/08/2026
Hadestown subtitles be like
Subtitles read

- Laaa la la la la la laaa
- Huh, kkh, huh, kkh
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 17/05/2026
Pirates: Black Pearl’s additional music is a regular “who’s who” of up-and-comers and workmen alike
Movie credits reading:

ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY
RAMIN DJAWADI BLAKE NEELY
JAMES DOOLEY JAMES MCKEE SMITH
NICK GLENNIE-SMITH
GEOFF ZANELLI
STEVE JABLONSKY
MUSIC DESIGN AND ARRANGEMENTS BY
MEL WESSON
MUSIC PROGRAMMING
HANS ZIMMER
BART HENDRICKSON
ROB WILLIAMS
SUPERVISING ORCHESTRATOR BRUCE FOWLER
ORCHESTRATIONS BY
ELIZABETH FINCH SUZETTE MORIARTY
BIT.I. LISTON CONRAD POPE
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 23/04/2026
Makes me think of Erik Estrada spotting Cool Cat
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 23/04/2026
We’ve got a new revision of the SNLA scorebug. Much better ABS challenge indicators. Still DIN ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SNLA scorebug showing ABS challenges integrated next to the score.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 27/03/2026
Hi Darth here is Obi on Mt. Hollywood.
A black lab with his tongue out with Mt Lee and the Hollywood sign in the background.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 01/03/2026
I am basic.
Pokemon 30 logo featuring Jolteon
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 31/01/2026
Me when there is no fish sauce on this ship. (Cc @annleckie.com )
Adjoa Andoh in a fabulous purple getup looking disparagingly at a chess board
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 27/01/2026
I saw this character on a streetlight getting heckled by some crows and not giving a hoot. Thought of your posts!
A red tailed hawk on a lamppost presumably thinking “hmm”
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 02/11/2025
The Burger King saying “where is your god now” and Craig Goldstein saying “I don’t have any oh my gods left”
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 02/11/2025
Randy Newman again
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 01/11/2025
Randy Newman smoking at a piano
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 28/10/2025
Stephen understood the marine layer’s game and did a different variety of Steiner
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 28/10/2025
Randy Newman looking almost as tired as I feel
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 26/10/2025
Randy Newman reclining in plaid
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 24/10/2025
Disney, renowned for thoughtful design, attention to detail and place making. And Calibri. (This might be exclusively for @cabel.panic.com )
Tamu Tamu ad hoc sign using Calibri font
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 18/10/2025
Randy Newman looking satisfied
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 18/10/2025
@darthbluesky.bsky.social Xenon is watching baseball
Dog staring at the camera from underneath a table. A dodgers jersey is visible.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 17/10/2025
Randy Newman in plaid reclining
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 15/10/2025
Randy Newman in a dark shirt
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 10/10/2025
Randy Newman in a checked shirt and coat
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 07/10/2025
Randy Newman with a cigarette
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 05/10/2025
Randy Newman with a cigarette
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 02/10/2025
Randy Newman on an overpass wearing shades
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 01/10/2025
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 25/09/2025
Randy Newman with shades on
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 20/09/2025
I dunno man
Screenshot reading: Tanner Scott replaces Kirby Yates
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 21/07/2025
Lyra claims to not know what happened to the last Popeyes chicken strip. @darthbluesky.bsky.social
A pastel calico cat with a totally innocent look on her face.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 18/07/2025
Same energy
Alan Grant in Jurassic Park: “and even the word ‘raptor’ means ‘bird of prey’”
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 21/05/2025
I could make an entire Bluesky account with just the opening desk frames of the McElroy Family Clubhouse.
Justin, Travis, and Griffin McElroy at a virtual desk with no chill in their smiles
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 12/05/2025
Yo you down there? (Yup, I was also there)
Empty Dodger stadium circa 2014
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 30/04/2025
We celebrate in weird ways.
Screenshot of a text thread spelling out the beat drop from “Let’s go” by Calvin Harris followed by two gifs of rectangles
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 26/03/2025
@darthbluesky.bsky.social look at how big Xenon had got
Lab retriever mix puppy
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 25/03/2025
My brother and I have made our own list of (sadly) mostly fictional names.
A List of Very Good Baseball Names™
(Note: we made most of these up)

* Lars Nootbar - LHP
* Jared Colegrass - RF
* Tray Trayson - SS
* Trey Treyson - 1B
* Jimmy Fields - 2B
* Gerry McGriff - SS
* Barry Borders - RF
* Carlos Coriander - 3B
* Ortega Highway - DH
* Coleslaw Henderson - CF
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 24/02/2025
@scalzi.com finally snagged one in Hawai’i
Orange cream Coke Zero with Waikīkī in the background
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 20/02/2025
I do like the “he’s got a point: we make dope games” part
Defendants recognize that the allegation in Paragraph 2 that Halo and Destiny are "some of the world's most legendary video games franchises" is a matter of opinion, but Defendants are of the opinion that Destiny is indeed a legendary video game
franchise.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 10/02/2025
If he shouts mustard
Philippe mustard
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 05/02/2025
I can’t get over the fact that my route for the Disneyland Half Marathon looks remarkably like Ed Gamble and David Baddiel’s ill-fated church drawing on @taskmaster.tv #taskmaster
A race map displayed above a screencap of Taskmaster S9 of Ed Gamble unhappily holding a drawing next to David Baddiel’s poop-eating grin.
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 13/01/2025
The law is inside out. The world is upside down. #mbmbam
MY BROTHER, MY BROTHER AND ME
MBMBaM 745: 2 Year 2 Naming
JAN 13, 2025 • 58:36
We think it was pretty obvious that our growling stomachs had an outsized impact on the decision last week, so we're continuing the year naming discussion. There's so many rhyme schemes we didn't even consider, like saying "und" a hundred times, so we're doing our due diligence. Buckle in, we'll get there!
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 01/01/2025
Cat watching the Rose Parade
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 01/12/2024
Good sleep from Lyra and Xenon
Lyra the pastel calico cat sleeping in a cat bedXenon the golden retriever puppy mix sleeping with his back against a couch
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 22/11/2024
Juan Uribe in a Dodgers road uniform sitting dejectedly against the outfield wallA football player about to land on a terrified band member Brandi Chastian on her knees in celebration
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 15/11/2024
Lyra-approved laundry.
Lyra the pastel calico cat, chin resting on folded sheets
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Andrew Salter @andrewsalter.net · 09/11/2024
I saw the Bruins beat Iowa at the Rose Bowl last night and got to go on the field after! So, that was pretty great.
A photo of the Rose Bowl at night as a football game ends
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