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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin

@andrewminyard.bsky.social
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they/them, 28, sometimes nsfw. aftg, 911, bruins, carry on, and more... i write things: archiveofourown.org/users/mostly_ma… mostlymaudlin everywhere else!

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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
NOW INTRODUCING... #10DaysTo1K may 23 - june 1 a multi-fandom short fic writing challenge where the word count is the point! i'll thread details, but all info is on our tumblr & ao3 (including plain text versions of graphics): t.co/QvR8YX4Xna t.co/0BW3Z2QyJK
title banner for 10 Days to 1K event
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
hi everyone it's been a minute but im doing a thing !!! hold on i gotta make a thread
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nana 𓃹 | 🐰♟️🔪 @kevinday.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I'm participating in @fandomtrumpshate.bsky.social this year! If you've ever wanted to pick my brain about an idea for a fic, now is the time! Donate to a cause and get a little treat 🦊🧡 #fandomtrumpshate #aftg #aftgfic Link to my auction page: fth2025offerings.dreamwidth.org/411221.html
cream coloured banner with the words "fandom trumps hate" in orange lettering with black outlines. below sits a similarly coloured fox paw from the cover of 'the foxhole court'
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I DONT WANNA GO TO WOOOOOOOORK
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mari 🎀 @decaflondonfog.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
cher jean (pearl cotton and six strand floss on cotton, jan. 2025) inspired by vintage stamps and, of course, one of the many liferuining lines in The Sunshine Court: "Kevin’s postcards had been Jean’s only real glimpse of the greater world outside of Evermore."
photograph of an embroidery piece showing four different stamps (california with california poppies on the top left, baltimore with a ship and two stars on top right, japan with mount fuji on bottom left, and north carolina with a red cardinal on bottom right.) and the words Cher Jean across the bottom of the piece in a calligraphy style font
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laureb 🌅 @starwarned.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
wrote a silly little fic today! rated T, 1.5k, andreil <3 archiveofourown.org/works/62539378
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moonie 🌻🌾⛅ @moonix.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
ao3 e-mails are the only e-mails that find me well
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
my orange cat Ruby looking like an angel
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syd ✨🖤 @seasy33.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
impulsively decided to post the first chapter of my FWB fic i’ve been working on for over a year 😌🧡 (hoping to update it weekly) archiveofourown.org/works/618547...
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Book cover for the classic alien abduction book Communion that features a ‘grey’ alien face with a slight smirk. Title and copy read:

THE ALIEN THAT
SUCKED ME DRY

A MALE ALIEN BLEW ME AND IT WAS SO GOOD I'M GAY NOW

BY DEVIN HERTING

LADIES, YOU'LL JUST NEVER UNDERSTAND
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Back cover synopsis for The Alien that Sucked Me Dry

APRIL 12, 1987 — 3:13AM
I woke to find an alien standing homosexually at the foot of my bed. I was unable to move, shocked at how incredible his body looked. My wife slept next to me as the alien slid his long fingers down my abs and into briefs.

THEN THAT GALACTIC TWINK ABSOLUTELY SUCKED ME DRY

He blew me like I've never been blown before - he understood cock mechanics for he had a great cock himself (I saw it). That greedy, little, gay alien abducted all of my cum, and when he was done he did a little spin then jumped into his UFO and flew away.

Next thing I know, I'm sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast with my wife who's staring at me like she knew something fucked up just happened.

I told her nothing of my encounter, but she could tell that I ejaculated every last ounce of heterosexuality out of my body. Later that day she divorced me.

My alien experience changed me, and no one will believe me when I tell them that it left me absolutely gay. Sure, I never liked breasts - and sure, I prefer the company of strong men (they make me feel safe), but now I'm the one roaming the planet looking for close encounters of the same-sex kind.

Please, heed my story - it's really hot.
Think you've got the whole story? You have no idea. That alien sucks his cock for like forty-three pages.

•A PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOK•
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demonvinegar.bsky.social @demonvinegar.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
HEY! #aftg #andreil
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AFTG Mixtape @aftgmixtape.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Posting instructions (as well as additional helpful information/reminders) have just been emailed! We are two weeks from the first day of posting - yeehaw!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
this sort of naked cynicism is jarring, but you’re going to see more of it because this is how kleptocracy works. it makes groveling and sycophancy the rational choice, because it will very often be rewarded.
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
posts my cat would make: cant eat receipts anymore bc woke :/
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
huge news... there are words in my notebook
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
mixtape preview….. my prompt song is definitely The song….. But this is Kevin’s song …. open.spotify.com/track/0N8Q3j...
open.spotify.com
Salt Lake City
Motherfolk · Motherfolk · Song · 2014
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
text from my gf reading: RORY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
hmm. should i kill buck ?
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
life is so good
text that says: alsoooo would u perhaps like to partake in 2-3 of these activities… watching 911, writing, making out
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Every time I call the vet I make an absolute fool of myself LOL
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
warning: french. in case that's a trigger
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Blood As Lube
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Fran @galacticidiots.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I think this will be another great year to read and write about the same people falling in love in thousands of different little ways.
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Paul Cooper @paulmmcooper.com · 03/01/2025
The best historical artefacts are the accidental ones that freeze a moment in time forever. I thought I’d try to find all the times pets have ruined their owner's day and recorded that instant for all of history.
An illustration of a cat licking itself in the margins of a medieval manuscript.A cat pawprint left in the ink of a medieval manuscript.
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
my new years resolution is actually to get more screen time
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AFTG Mixtape @aftgmixtape.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
www.tumblr.com/aftg-mixtape...
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AFTG Mixtape Vol. 5 Exchange 2025
Hey mixtape creators! We’re less than two months from posting, and we’re so excited to see your work! As we ramp up to posting time, we invite you to give your excitement a wee outlet by  asking you…
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
here’s some #aftgmixtapespoilers memes for my fic, which I definitely have written more than zero words of!! and I would definitely never lie abt that!!!!!!
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I miss being Online :/
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Ishgard's Least Wanted @eevswah.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Fandom is inherently a very silly place and you should never forget that. The drama is not world ending. If you catch yourself getting heated over fandom stuff, take a moment to sit back and remember how silly that is.
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Birdie @cbirdrabble.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Make your praise public (comment on fics and works instead of just privately in discord or DMs so the creator will see it!) and your crit private (if you don't like something, find a friend to vent to privately instead of airing that shit on social media or in tags used by fans who like it)
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
carrot cake exclusive
A cute fluffy orange cat staring up at the camera
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
ohhhh my next commission is gonna be fucking sick if I can ever actually finish it
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Maybe im the problem w bruins v jackets games bc i dont think ive ever been watching when we beat them
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
i have extreme prejudice against people who recline their seats on airplanes
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Avenley @avenley.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Book 3! Im excited to turn these into dust jackets in the new year #aftg
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Avenley @avenley.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Book cover #2! #aftg
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Avenley @avenley.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I have no idea how this works but I’m determined to try. Here’s the first book cover in a trilogy of fan art covers I made! The rest will be released this week.
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sickorax @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
i love a good folgers holiday
Screenshot of a tweet saying “a merry brocon christmas” showing an image of a greeting card with the words “merry christmas to my wonderful brother and boyfriend”
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I hate America but I can’t argue that EVERY HEART! BEATS! TRUE! FOR THE RED WHITE AND BLUE
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
this is my version of NYE fitness goal setting
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
google search workout routines specifically to make u less tired while using the strap
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
if the US could do eurovision would just perform “youre a grand ol flag” every year and automatically win
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
can i bruinspost on here… bc wtf 😭
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
whoah laureb’s phone number is so aftg coded
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
thought about writing today… huge news actually
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Gonna put the bears in these mini mason jars w Hershey kisses & ribbon isn’t that so cute… this is a craft account now
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
some things I made while watching food network baking shows
Christmas cats made out of clayColorful teddy bears made out of clay
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rory ✨ mostlymaudlin @andrewminyard.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
a christmas-ish dystopian andreil one shot, from me to you this holiday season <3 ✨read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/61493875
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