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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Today on Defenestration: We've had a bit of a cartoon drought on the site recently, but Mason Whitfield has a cool drink to tide you over.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Today on Defenestration: Zoé Mahfouz tells a fictionalized story about her foray into the world of Scottish radio comedy.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Today on Defenestration: Jessie Lea Pingle (@jessieleapingle.bsky.social) takes us on a trip into the mind of a Canadian goose. But not just any goose. That one goose at your apartment. You know the one.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

He's what you would look like if Matt Damon were superimposed over you.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Today on Defenestration: Ashley Lemley reviews the latest Apple product, but not the one you're probably imagining.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave is excellent. I played it all weekend and I will have to clear my schedule to dedicate all my time to it. If you need me, contact Nancy, my secretary. (Nancy does not exist.)

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Defenestration is open to short story and poetry submissions today! We're reading for the December 2026 issue: bit.ly/105Enuu

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Today on Defenestration: Your parents might have been thrifty, but Steve Carney is willing to bet they weren't as bad as his. Read quickly; you don't want to waste precious battery life and use up expensive electricity to recharge.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My wife bought a mirror and the warning label is amazing.

The box reads:

WARNING!
- The Mirror Product!
- FRAGILE!
- Please Handle with CARE!
- Placed: Lie Flat, do not Stand Upright!

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Okay, I've beaten the main story of Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment. Now nothing will distract me from going all in on Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave when it comes out next week!

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Today on Defenestration: Justin Schwab spins a tale of sweet, swampy revenge. What the heck did Megan do to Sharon from the swamp?

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Today on Defenestration: When Eric Goldfarb's son died, he purchased a memorial bench to be placed nearby. Only the bench ended up extending 18 inches onto his son's grave...

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Today on Defenestration: It's a Sunday special from Defenestration veteran Michael Fowler! If your bones creak and your bowels squeak, you might want to read this one.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It's been a rough week, but my wife came home from work and surprised us with this amazing pile of Pokémon donuts from Krispy Kreme!

A Jigglypuff cup... that was filled with even more donuts!

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Today on Defenestration: What Emerole Clinton's written for us today is one of those pieces that is, for now, a work of fiction. But it probably won't be fiction for that much longer, based on how things are going.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If you haven't already, check out Tim Curry's autobiography Vagabond. I recommend the audiobook, which he narrates himself. Tim Curry was an amazing talent, and it's interesting to look at his career through his eyes.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If I write a book about current events, I'm going to title it "Glass in the Ice Pops, Iron in the Bread: A Story of American Exceptionalism."

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It's 7:00. I've eaten precisely 16 chicken nuggets. The August 2026 issue of Defenestration is live. Life is good. (You don't have to have eaten 16 chicken nuggets to enjoy the issue, by the way. You can read it here: bit.ly/4hKid3g)

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Fun fact: If you were to print out the August 2026 issue of Defenestration and eat it, it would be safer to consume than 80% of the food in the United States. That's right, Defenestration isn't contaminated with glass or radioactive waste, and it won't give you diarrhea. Read it here: bit.ly/4hKid3g

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Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

We interrupt your regularly scheduled lunch break to bring you fresh reading material from some very talented and funny people. The August 2026 issue of Defenestration is here! Read it now: bit.ly/4hKid3g #DefenestrationMagazine

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

A new issue of Defenestration just dropped!

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Today on Defenestration: If you woke up this morning yearning for a refreshing take on the zombie apocalypse, Dianna Heitz has got you covered. Needless to say, toddlers see things differently.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

What a weird time to be a parent, right?

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Friends, my wife and I have successfully raised a child to adulthood and helped him move into his college dorm today. What a wild month. 🥹 I still feel like a 27-year-old dude but all this deeply adult stuff just keeps happening to me.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Today on Defenestration: Eric Schaal wants to make it abundantly clear that to do the dishes would be tantamount to surrender.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Today on Defenestration: Stephen Parrish spins a tale of unusual contraband. In these troubled times, everything is illegal and hard to find, but not impossible to buy for those willing to pay the price.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Today on Defenestration: James B. Kobak, Jr. wants to help you move into your dream home.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I would have loved to sleep in but one of the dogs unleashed the foulest fart I've ever smelled and I had to evacuate the bedroom.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Today on Defenestration: Colin Bishoff has an idea to remake Jesus Christ Superstar with a heavier sound. Also Jesus is a mermaid.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Today on Defenestration: Meg Reid gives us a look at what Al Gore's been up to lately. Apparently he's become a modern-day Frankenstein, lamenting his greatest creation.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Today on Defenestration: Alex Dermody has done it, friends. He's figured out how to save Hollywood with a slate of movies sponsored by the hottest corporations!

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Today on Defenestration: Poetry requires a lot of processing power, and poetry centers seem like a good investment. Learn more in the latest by John Walker.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Today on Defenestration: Most people think that the only job English majors get is teacher. Thankfully, Scott Talbot Evans has shown us another path: menu writer and amateur restaurateur.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Today on Defenestration: It's important to read the classics, but Nathan Leslie wants you to be absolutely prepared before you crack open this one. Will 23 trigger warnings be enough?

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

If any of you want to feel ancient, my oldest kid just graduated high school today. 😛

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Today on Defenestration: Emily Morrow pulls back the curtain on the strangest government agency you've never heard of. Only the highest quality chemtrails will do!

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Today on Defenestration: The last of our current batch of comics is here! This one by Jospeh Kinzer is lovely and romantic. 🥰

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Today on Defenestration: I got so busy last weekend that I totally dropped the ball on sharing last Sunday's comic strip! This one's actually a series of strips by Mason Whitfield. Enjoy!

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Not enough of you are eating delicious baked potatoes. 🥔

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Sad to hear about John Blanche passing away. If you're familiar with Games Workshop at all, Blanche was one of the original artists that made the various Warhammer worlds come to life with his really distinct style. Truly a legend.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Today on Defenestration: A story about the economy, in this economy? Scott Erickson tells a tale that few would dare, all in the name of capitalism.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

The jungle plants are 3D prints from Goon Master Games and the lizards are models from the old Lizardmen army of yesteryear.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I was painting bases for some other #Seraphon models but decided to do the base for the Stegadon, too; he's so low to the ground that it's easier to paint them separately. Nevermind the fact that I haven't even finished putting him together. 😆 #WarhammerCommunity

A painted base for a Warhammer miniature. The base has lizards and jungle plants on it.

A partially assembled dinosaur miniature.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Today on Defenestration: Yes, we know it isn't wintertime, but with the wild weather and swings in temperature lately, you'll forgive us a little seasonal flexibility. Bundle up and read Yisa Sun's latest! 🥶

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Today on Defenestration: We've got another comic by Jospeh Kinzer, this one about your friendly neighborhood lycanthropes.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Today on Defenestration: D. P. Lankiewicz gives us a history lesson! Let's all learn about Alfred Thayer Mahan, who by all accounts was the Launchpad McQuack of early American naval power.

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Today on Defenestration: We're continuing our Sunday comic run with another single-panel strip, this time by Mat Mendonca!

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Andrew Kaye @andrewkaye.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

They'll let you send anything in the mail these days.

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