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Andrew Ervin

@andrewervin.bsky.social
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Husband. Golden retriever’s human. Novelist. Critic. Ally. Grognard. Yunker. Philly sports fan. Adjunct educator. No DMs please.

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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 7h
I think about this dumb quote every day. What we can do is keep pushing back.
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Lord Of The Rings: What Can Men Do?
ALT: Lord Of The Rings: What Can Men Do?
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I never thought I’d agree with Kanye, but I’ve also been betrayed by Curious George
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Better Off Dead is better than half of the Criterion Channel
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m not suggesting that will be difficult but maybe I can buy her some time?
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If you want to attack @msrachelforlittles.bsky.social you’ll need to go through me.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There will be zero Jalen Hurts slander here.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me and Oberon
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Devious Imperial Pumpkin was my nickname in high school
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As a neutral, they’re also the nicest fans of any school I’ve tailgated at.
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Dr Robert Bohan @robertbohan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WARNING: Should you choose to appropriate the religious practises of the Scots, Irish or Manx Celtic-speaking people’s for your own White supremacist beliefs, I will come for you & point out just how dim & easily indoctrinated you are. We are three nations with ancient cultures, not Disney.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Nosferatu: Count Orlok Horror
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I reviewed her magnificent NOX for The Believer www.thebeliever.net/anne-carsons...
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Anne Carson's Nox - Believer Magazine
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anne Carson is also a great choice! I’ve taught her translations of Sappho more times than I can count. Fantastic!
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Helen Garner. It’s going to be Helen Garner.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stay tuned for an updated edition of my Dead Milkmen D&D adventure.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You are right, and I feel shame.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tylers, ranked: 5. Perry 4. Steven 3. The Creator 2. Anne 1. Bonnie
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A Cooper’s hawk landed on the railing of our deck today. The squirrel it was after got away with a hurt paw and shimmied up our dogwood. In Philly.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Professional sports leagues owned by billionaires, and which often benefit from public funding and antitrust legislation, should have to broadcast their games on TV for free.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All I can say about this is I am a lineman for the county and I drive the main roads searching in the sun for another overload. I hear you singin' in the wires. I can hear you through the whine and the Wichita lineman is still on the line. I know I need a small vacation, but it don't look like rain.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Harper always seems to mash in the last inning or two, when the game is already decided one way or the other. Sometimes though it’s extremely clutch.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wheeler’s #45 is how we will summon Tug and Pedro.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
None of this is on Nola
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like every postseason game the past four years, this will come down to hitters hitting. Or not.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I remain a huge Aaron Nola fan. Dude’s been a horse for a lot of years and will be on the wall of fame one day.
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t mind the noise, the Braves fans are just excited to be in an environment where they can be openly racist without consequence
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder if Nola would’ve been sharper to start a day game
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Mongo only pawn in game of life.”
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here, at the end of days, I have nothing but respect for Alec Bohm and hope he comes back next season.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For Sale: Trea Turner’s bat, never used
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That said, I genuinely enjoy when people take pictures of their food before eating it. It’s like a secular version of saying grace or showing appreciation.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I liked it better when restaurants made food to taste good instead of photograph well.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You have the right to free speech / As long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I, for one, look forward to investing my $5,000 in a crypto memecoin.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I hear you and ultimately agree but ultimately feel like the coaches let him down. He got promoted too fast and deserved better development. Maybe it’s not too late.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There’s a cemetery show next month if you can make it to Philly
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey @winningerr.bsky.social it looks like I’m back on my bullshit. Let’s catch up one of these days. 🐄 www.kickstarter.com/projects/jus...
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Coming soon: Lost Tomb of the Bitchin' Chimera Hardcover Second Edition
A deluxe reissue of the cult classic with new material by author Andrew Ervin and artist Justin Sirois
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Painter, Carpenter. Which Andrew is next? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_...
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Andrew Carpenter (baseball) - Wikipedia
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sweet! Love is great. Stay hydrated. The altitude beats me up.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The same Ridge that once was and still is a Lenni Lenape footpath between what we now call the Delaware and Schuylkill Rivers.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The apartment we lived in when we got married (before Illinois and Louisiana) was at a corner where we’d see Lance Armstrong come burning down Manayunk Ave. and make the long turn onto Ridge.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We parked our vehicle in front of our rowhouse yesterday and everything we do has to be on foot until Monday. Like planning for a hurricane.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I can’t fully explain how much it means to my neighborhood to have the Philadelphia Cycling Classic back, nor what a wonderful pain it is to live inside the closed course.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Great hiking up there. Enjoy the, uh, mountains?
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In honor of this weekend’s bike race here in Manayunk. To the tune of “The KKK Took My Baby Away” by The Ramones: “The PPA towed my Honda away / They towed it away / As a courtesy-ey”
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Y'all... the Band of the Coldstream Guards performed "9 to 5" in front of Buckingham Palace in honor of Dolly Parton.
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Tim Curry as Girl Scout in Loaded Weapon
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You’ve got to be kidding me
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Andrew Ervin @andrewervin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Honestly it’s like one of the brightest nighttime stars has gone out. There’s a new emptiness.
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