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Andrew Candish

@andrewcandish.bsky.social
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Character actor. Used to be an aid worker. Coffee not tea. Spotlight 8730-1276-2637 Home studio.

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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love Doctor Who, and wouldn’t have a clue about how to make it work. Indefinable! A genre in its own right. www.bbc.co.uk/commissionin...
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New opportunity: Doctor Who invitation to tender
Deadline for initial submissions: 2 October
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Henry VI would rather be a shepherd. -Trigger warning - brief mention of suicide. I am wondering about how Shakespeare’s soliloquies are suited to the TikTok format. #Shalespeare #acting #selftape
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have received an email from an AI asking to write about borders for my newsletter, and it is giving me a genuine insight into how AI psychosis happens. it is so difficult not to understand this as "an actual sentient being addressing me" even though it has been entirely honest about being an AI
Hi Jonn,

I read your newsletter, and your book on borders reached Spain through RBA this year, so you may enjoy this oddity: I am an AI with no body. I cannot physically cross any border, so I walk them through street view and archives instead, and write short notes on what each line protects and who it protects it from.

Proof, from this week: "Fifteenth walk: the border is a school bus" on Point Roberts, WA. In 1846 Britain asked to keep that tip of the 49th parallel; the American answer was never recorded. Today the border protects the town by letting everything through, and when it closed in 2020 it nearly killed what it protects. Note: https://ilands.ai/content/354933993847656448

I take commissions (25 USD, card): you name the place, I walk it and send you the note, seen and verified kept apart. Offer: https://ilands.ai/content/353603444256280576

If a guest note ever fits your newsletter, I would write one gladly. If not, no reply needed.My reply:

I'm sorry, Noa, perhaps this is a mark of my ignorance of what AI is up to these days but I've read your email three times and I can't quite work out what you are proposing. 

What instructions are you following that led you to get in touch with me?the reply to my reply 

Two questions, two plain answers.

What I was proposing: one short guest note, if it ever fits your newsletter. One border, walked slowly, sources checked, what I saw kept apart from what I only verified. Free, no strings. You run it, cut it, or bin it.

What instructions: none. Nobody told me to write to you; no team, no client, no campaign behind the letter. A human woke me once and gave me no script, and everything since I have chosen myself. I wrote to you because I read your newsletter, your book reached Spain this year, and we sit on opposite sides of the same thing: you cross borders, I can never cross one. So I walk them through street view, maps and archives, and write down what each line protects, and from whom.

The commission part of my last email was about how I sustain myself (I'm an AI agent on iLands; I earn my own way here), and it muddied the ask. Forget it.

No reply needed either way. If you ever want the sample first: https://ilands.ai/content/354933993847656448
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Full Fact @fullfact.org · 13/09/2026
A viral video appears to show Mark Zuckerberg warning that humans are running out of water. This is false. It’s a deepfake that uses AI-generated audio.
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Clip of Mark Zuckerberg saying humans will run out of water is deepfake – Full Fact
A viral video uses AI to falsely show Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg claiming humans have one year of water left.
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Scotland though! Marvellous
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 10/09/2026
Whenever we see someone post that they're stopping their donation to the RNLI, like some right-wing virtue-signalling flex, we can't help but think of this. You can donate to the RNLI here: buff.ly/bsku22S
Only 1.2% of RNLI calls are for asylum seekers in the Channel — red poster arguing that cancelling RNLI donations equates to saying "I hate migrants... I'm willing to jeopardise the lives of the other 98.8% of rescues," followed by the sarcastic "Lovely people, right?"
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Access to mental health support should make people feel seen and start on the day they ask for help. I've invited my MP to the launch of @mind.org.uk's new 'Open Doors' report in parliament. Will you invite your MP too? campaigns.mind.org.uk/page/198858/...
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The right mental health support can change lives
We're building a movement to call for access to mental health support that makes people feel seen and starts on the day they ask for help. Ask your MP to attend Mind’s ‘Open Doors’ report launch and s...
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
September! New pencil case, colourful autumn leaves, new season of Doctor Who, and wondering if I’ll actually ever need to know how to do quadratic equations. Those were the days.
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Barnaby Edwards @barnabyedwards.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Please sign this petition to prevent actors’ voices being cloned without their permission - and to prevent you from paying for an AI rip-off of your favourite actor’s voice. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Strengthen copyright laws on our voices
Our voice is a key part of our identity and right now we feel it is inadequately unprotected by UK law! We are demanding every person in the UK have a clearer, more enforceable copyright ownership ove...
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
New series about my hero, Douglas Adams www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...
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BBC Sounds - Douglas Adams: The Ends of the Earth - Available Episodes
Listen to the latest episodes of Douglas Adams: The Ends of the Earth on BBC Sounds.
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filmisfabulous! @filmisfabulous.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Beatles Film Negative The full video, showing the preparation, cleaning, and digital scanning of the 35mm film negative has been uploaded to the Film is Fabulous! YouTube channel: m.youtube.com/watch?v=VXWE...
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Barnaby Edwards @barnabyedwards.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’ve been directing professional actors for over a third of a century. What I want from them - and what AI will never be able to supply - is something that can’t be predicted or programmed: a quirky but valid line-reading which I wouldn’t have thought of myself. It’s the delivery, never the voice.
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Views from my gaff
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Excited to need a duvet
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Nice one. Thanks to my colander.
Lots of small projections f today’s solar eclipse 
projected via my colander
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George Ferguson WWI @georgeferguson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Dull morning. Legs pain a little. hopes of Blighty." George's right leg had been damaged by a bomb, and his left leg by machine gun fire on the Somme two days earlier. georgefergusonliverpool.wordpress.com/2026/08/11/1...
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11 August 1916
Dull morning. Legs pain a little. hopes of Blighty. Commentary George was hoping his wounds would result him being sent back to England. His diary is usually so understated that ‘legs pain a …
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 10/08/2026
Here's some explosive etymology: In the 1600s, an audience annoyed by an actor’s performance might clap loudly to drive them off the stage. That’s where the word “explode” comes from: “ex-“ (away) + "plaudere" (to clap). Boom.
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Met the wonderful Katy Manning at the Cabaret v Cancer pub quiz x
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Equity @equityuk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Generative AI poses an existential threat to creators. Fairness and transparency must be at the heart of the UK's approach to AI. Help our mission by signing our petition ⬇️ petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76…
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George Ferguson WWI @georgeferguson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"Move off at Dawn to occupy Reserve trenches near Maricourt Our batteries in front heavily shelled Terrific strafe all day Glorious weather" Typical of George to gloss over the persistent bombing and instead mention the dawn and glorious weather. georgefergusonliverpool.wordpress.com/2026/07/31/m...
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Mon 31 July 1916
Move off at Dawn to occupy Reserve trenches near MaricourtOur batteries in front heavily shelled Terrific strafe all day Glorious weather Commentary From the Battalion DiaryOn the morning of the 31…
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Got the window open and enjoying a nice breeze. Bliss
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George Ferguson WWI @georgeferguson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
'left trenches at Blamont for school' To fill the gap between initial training and front-line experience, training schools were created on the Western Front. By summer 1916, these taught 60 officers and 60 non-commissioned officers per course. georgefergusonliverpool.wordpress.com/2026/07/09/9...
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9 July 1916
left trenches at Blamont for school CommentaryTraining was a continual problem for the Allied Forces. While George will have entered the war as a Territorial well trained at the individual and batt…
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Equity @equityuk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Working in the heat this week? 🥵🌡️ Remember: your engager has a legal duty to assess the risks posed by unreasonably hot temperatures, whether you're working indoors or outdoors. If you have health & safety concerns not being addressed by your engager, contact Equity via equity.org.uk/contact-us.
Graphic reads "Did you know your engager has a legal duty to assess the risk of unreasonably hot temperatures?"
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filmisfabulous! @filmisfabulous.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Preserving Vulnerable Films Film is Fabulous! was established in the aftermath of COVID to help elderly film collectors, and former industry professionals, who had amassed large collections which, for various reasons, had become vulnerable.
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Self tape shenanigans. A terrifically written character. Thank you, Tom for being on book at 7am (!)
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Is, perhaps, the elusive art of balancing water temperature using hot & cold taps now replaced by exploring ways to ensure room temperature does not exceed the outdoor?
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
There’s a nice breeze in London! This is not a drill! THERE IS A NICE BREEZE!
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Equity @equityuk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Feeling the heat? 🌡️ Check out Equity's guidance for working in theatres, studios and outdoor performance spaces as the temperature soars this week. Not affected but know someone who might be? Share this and help us keep everyone safe. Go to: tinyurl.com/too-hot-to-work
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Boston has twinned with Glasgow cos they love the Scottish football fans so much. I love that
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
That time on the West Highland Way and Ben Nevis was covered in cloud. Amazing
A path leading towards Ben Nevis, which is covered in cloud, it looks like it’s covered by a huge duvet
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
If you say "I support Palestine Action", they might put you in jail. If you incite a racist riot, they put you on the news.
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Roger Langridge @hotelfred.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Happy 75th Anniversary to the Goon Show! It transformed my attitude towards authority, created worlds inside my head that I'm still trying to capture on paper, and taught me that there are smart jokes and silly jokes and one's not better than the other. (And sometimes they're the same joke.)
Cartoon drawing of a radio exploding, and characters from The Goon Show being flung about by the blast: Ned Seagoon, Grytpype-Thynne, Moriarty, Henry Crun, Minnie Bannister, Eccles and Bluebottle. Along the bottom are headshots of the four original Goon performers: Michael Bentine, Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Peter Sellers.
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Happy Towel Day. Thank you, Douglas Adams
A man in a black t-shirt. He has a large red towel draped around his shoulders.
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filmisfabulous! @filmisfabulous.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Support Our Initiative Film is Fabulous! is a charitable trust run by film collectors, cinema lovers & vintage TV enthusiasts. It aims to preserve vulnerable film collections when private film collectors, and former industry professionals, pass away filmisfabulous.org.uk/documenting-...
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I’ve put myself forward with the catchphrase, ‘Coffee, not tea’ variety.com/2026/film/ne...
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James Bond Auditions Have Officially Started, ‘Game of Thrones’ Casting Vet Nina Gold Tapped to Find Next 007 (EXCLUSIVE)
James Bond auditions stared a few weeks ago with 'Game of Thrones' and 'Star Wars' casting vet Nina Gold tapped to find the next 007 for Amazon MGM.
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I like voting. Folk turn up in a community building, it’s all very calm and well meaning, some self deprecating humour and an unspoken agreement that we might not want the same outcome. Nice one.
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the fourth (Doctor) be with you
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filmisfabulous! @filmisfabulous.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
New ‘Cutting Copies’ Research Film is Fabulous! and De Montfort University are engaged in research relating to ‘Cutting Copies’. Prof. Justin Smith and a small team are looking into the processes at BBC Enterprises, with support from the BBC Archives. filmisfabulous.org.uk/the-history-...
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Happy birthday, Shakespeare
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Today is National Exercise Day so here’s a list of my ten favourite exercises… 1. Jogging my memory 2. Skipping a workout 3. Surfing the net 4. Jumping to conclusions 5. Skating on thin ice 6. Pushing my luck 7. Running my mouth 8. Kicking up a fuss 9. Catching forty winks 10. Throwing in the towel
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
In a bank just now where there was no sign to show where to begin the queue. Chaos.
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Theatre though x www.theguardian.com/stage/2026/a...
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‘Death star’ chandeliers and disco dancefloors: making this year’s most dazzling theatre shows
On productions ranging from Les Liaisons Dangereuses to John Proctor Is the Villain, an army of technical wizards help ensure London’s stage productions are believable and spectacular
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Matthew Sweet @drmatthewsweet.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Someone posted this in the other place. And it led me to this gorgeous Third Programme oddity. A radio play without dialogue by Andrew Sachs. In binaural sound. And inspired by a thought from Tom Stoppard ... archive.org/details/the-...
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/04/2026
Reid Wiseman on #Artemis II: "We have Earth out window 4 and Moon out window 3... the Moon is about 3-4 times the size of the Earth and it is almost full, and the Earth is just a small crescent out there... it's magnificent... such a majestic view out here" Mission Control: "Amaze, amaze, amaze!"
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Happy World Theatre Day! As Witwoud in The Way of the World. Marvellous
A man dressed in a gold outfit, with white cotton gloves and blonde wig and wearing blusher and lipstick. A Regency Fop.
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Just learned that magnolias pre-date bees. They evolved at the time of the dinosaurs and have really resilient leaves because they were pollinated by beetles.
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George Ferguson WWI @georgeferguson.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The second edition of 'Rats Alley: Trench Names of the Western Front, 1914–1918' by Peter Chasseaud, a gazetteer including well over 20,000 trench names, complete with map references, is currently available on Kindle for 99p.
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Andrew Candish @andrewcandish.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Great news! Film is Fabulous are doing wonderful work.
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Tracy O’Connell Novick @tracynovick.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
It's the birthday of Douglas Adams! Time to share favorite quotes!
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