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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 1h

Thrown out of an event for protesting by a security guard: “I understand sir, you are just doing your job.” By a boomer attendee: MUTHA FUCKA YOU ARE GOING TO DIE TONITE

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 10h

I don’t do bad reviews. But… How bad does a #restaurant have to be on service to drop them a line?

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Good news bad news: Bad news: there’s a very small window in life in which lunch beers are viable. Good news: quality lunch beer options continue to improve.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Me playing Lego #Batman: I AM the world’s greatest detective, surely nobody has ever figured out this secret! The game: Good job buddy, that’s just how you get to the next room, and this is still the tutorial, but good job. Me: I AM VENGEANCE, I AM THE NIGHT…

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Protesting is important and what not, but also, bulldozer rentals in Ithaca NY are surprisingly affordable. www.miltonrents.com/rentals/eart...

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Last gin & tonic of the summer. Because it’s fall tomorrow.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Haven’t worn these pants in like a year, what’s in the pocket?

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We are in a cognitive window in which a savvy aid could, in a Spinal Tap-esque way, convince him that the arch is done, and he is holding it in his hand.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I ate a calorically significant amount of mustard. AMA

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m 46 years old, I’ve worked hard all my life but I’ve also been lucky. I tried to be the man who’d someday get this email. I’m finally that man. I’m crying a little.

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CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

now entering my lexicon:

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Camper English @alcademics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My attitude toward writing was always "don't compete with people who will try to do your job for free" but that was a long time ago when cocktail expertise was rare. Now between influencers and slop jockeys, welp, here we are.

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is the most masculine video on the internet right now

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am not a fun person. But it makes me happy that people I’ve met over the years will text me videos of them sabering champagne. I have at least, “taught fun.”

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you serve me from this indeed lovely glass and I shall know it was stolen from Scotch Lodge.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The current plagues of DC Comic’s Gotham City are pollen and dick pics. I thought I was here to take a break from reality.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

T.J. Maxx employee to me: “do you want a bag?“ “No, let them know who I am.”

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Look, only people well familiar with colonoscopy protocols read the news this way, but when you take in the full front page, 2026, W T F?

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Having a dozen drafts of jokes about FBI agents and bestiality seems like fish in a barrel* for a satirist but it’s actually just the apocalypse for all of us.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I so wish that definition of good vs evil wasn’t the fight of our times. Because the fight of our times could be: Corn or potato: which is more important?

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Painted up a #dungeonsanddragons questers box for the players at my table who need readers: all of us.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Just another morning seeing if what I read in the news is real.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Shoutout to Buffalo Trace keeping a human employed sending out a press release that Pappy Van Winkle, exists. They didn’t need to pay someone to do this, but it not an AI flyer.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Bartenders know more secrets than data brokers but we don’t know anything and you weren’t even here.

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

“A self-described “anarcho-confectioner,” Mr. Godin led the International Patisserie Brigade, a gang of custard commandos who referred to their assaults as entartements. They deployed pies with soft crusts to ensure that their caloric projectiles would only injure pride.”🫡

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’m not into sports but I love sports people. Because I think being opinionated is cool.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

To fuck with an old person is to perchance make an enemy with someone who knows the pain of having plucked a white nose hair.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Imagine being so flaky at your job that you brag about showing up to work.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

So they say, but do they mean it?

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Does your barista/bartender hate you? If you ever wonder this, the answer is no. If you never wonder this, the answer is yes.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I would like to remind you of what the word “agitator” covers these days.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Sup nerds, question for the #startrek inclined ones: I watched the first couple seasons of Deep Space Nine back when it was first out but probably dropped off before wars started warring. I’ve been wanting to watch the later seasons. Do I need to rewatch or can I start on s3 or s4 or something?

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The head of the canine mafia Original post

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

IDK, I think it’s kinda cool what the Supreme Court is doing. It used to be hard to convince straight white men that the government hates them too. It’s like “wait a minute, my rights don’t usually get restricted, that’s more of a women and minorities thing.”

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Imagine a beautiful world In which this is the only thing we were talking about on the Internet today.

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Night Noon Games 🔜 ArcaneCon!!! @nightnoon.games · 23/08/2026

The reminder is absolutely appreciated.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

People are like “ooo, bartenders must have the coolest bottles at home.” And we do, but this is what they look like.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I’m not old, but some people just stopped smoking weed when I walked by them, it really hurt.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

When I was your age we only had three rye whiskies and one of them wasn’t.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This does indeed sum up my experience “Queer, Leftie, Weidos Actually Quite Normal, Boring Even.” www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

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Liberal Families Are Looking Pretty Traditional

What I see in my deep-blue D.C. neighborhood undermines the simplistic culture-war narrative.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This show was a treasure of great acting.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I was besandwiched. I word I just invented (?) for when your intention is to only eat half the sandwich, but the power of the sandwich compels you to eat all of the sandwich.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If you have a spare minute, crank out a quick five star review for a small business in your neighborhood. It’ll warm you twice or whatever.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

It’s not a guest shift if you have to take out the trash and mop the floor.

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Andrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I was pouring off some Pineau des Charentes for guests on Friday night and everyone loved it.

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