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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 26/09/2026
music.youtube.com
Losing My Mind
YouTube video by Police In Paris - Topic
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 26/09/2026
The billionaire/PE/VC groups are trying to downplay Anthropic’s IPO, make it seem like it’s at risk or going to tank, even get frozen by the SEC/USA. Hurriedly promoting their only competition in all the comms they can control. That can only mean one thing: it’s gonna be the biggest IPO of all time
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 24/09/2026
music.youtube.com
M83 - My Tears Are Becoming a Sea (Summit & RYX Emotional Schranz Edit)
YouTube video by NOS - Not only SoundCloud
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 23/09/2026
music.youtube.com
Hustlin'
YouTube video by Rick Ross - Topic
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 20/09/2026
They need an new emoji with a 🤖 face behind the laptop: 👨🏽‍💻🧑‍💻👩🏾‍💻👩‍💻👨‍💻
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 17/09/2026
Took me like 20 minutes to make a classification and rules engine for profiling data. If Jev was available as a local model? Wow. I get like 200ms average response in the browser playground. Although my questions were about 15 keys wide.
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 11/09/2026
Guys they figured out lstm and other advanced neural nets for gaming since like 10 or more years ago, stop doing free marketing for billionaires
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 06/09/2026
Nice Shazam alternative
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 04/09/2026
Just rename the company OpenBenchmarks if that’s all they talk about
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 03/09/2026
ethical token consumption
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 03/09/2026
Akira 4K is currently playing at Cinemark and some other theatres, limited release
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 01/09/2026
But they can be faster :)
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 01/09/2026
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 31/08/2026
Skipping church to watch cooking infomercials explains so much
youtu.be
Stavvy's World #196 - Nick Mullen | Full Episode
YouTube video by Stavvy's World
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stellz @piss.beauty · 29/08/2026
leather or agent ones are both welcome
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 27/08/2026
Why ban meta glasses? Just ban dorks and perverts
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 27/08/2026
This could’ve been a draft.
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 25/08/2026
Honestly kind of beta move from Apple to not go up to a 1TB Mac Studio model in the new releases
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emma 🍞 @bnuuy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
// SAFETY: i legit just dgaf
let range = unsafe {
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 19/08/2026
Can you honestly be a fund called Situational Awareness and end up losing $35 BILLION dollars on trades!? Wild
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 09/08/2026
post quantum this, post quantum that, how about post quantum nudes
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 07/08/2026
More 2TB GPU Porn, probably $260k? Anyone want to start a Claude Co-op? $1k membership. That's 15,000,000,000 tokens per month split between however many people are a part of it.
gigabyte.com
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 07/08/2026
Can I start a gofundme to run kimi k3 locally? Only a quarter milli
store.supermicro.com
Supermicro 8U GPU SuperServer (AS -8126GS-TNMR)
Key Features/Applications: High Performance Computing, AI/Deep Learning Training, Machine Learning (ML), Database Processing and High Density Storage CPU: Dual AMD EPYC™ 9005/9004 Series Processors ...
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 06/08/2026
So, part of the palantir and anduril interviews is them talking about how dangerous China is? And if we (Palantir) don’t increase our force levels, we’ll be taken over in a few years? Thats what I heard from interviewees. Does that mean we’ll have hotpot and Dan Dan noodle stands everywhere?
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 06/08/2026
Man In The Middle Attack
sfstandard.com
A San Francisco renter did everything right to avoid a rental scam. He got scammed anyway.
With a panicked rental market comes a new surge of scams — including one that the city’s watchdogs have never seen before.
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 04/08/2026
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 03/08/2026
What psychos still pay for 3D movie theatre tickets?! Stop it please so they can convert them to higher end Dolby or Laser projection and sound
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Eris @isolyth.dev · 29/07/2026
That'll do it. aint go agent getting into my infra any time soon! Would like to see GPT-6 try to get past this...
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 28/07/2026
I have a dear friend who is urgently seeking a room to rent in or around Seattle to escape an abusive situation. If you know of an opportunity, please let me know. If you’re in the area, please repost. I want my friend to be safe. Please help her.
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 28/07/2026
Sam Altman really wants this huggingface attack to be a disclosure day level event. Where people everywhere will now clap for him and forget all his lies and weirdness. It’s a flop bud. 100% the all in podcast millionaires will try to gas it up, no dice tho. Mythos already did the cybersec angle
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 27/07/2026
They wouldn’t do this unless it worked at some noticeable quantity
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 26/07/2026
Chik Fil A Guest Wifi make bsky app and claude.ai not work, confirmed gay
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 22/07/2026
Corner smokeshops are truly the last resort in trying to sell interesting drinks & snacks to the public, they usually cant get big contracts like a megacorp supermarket, they go offbook. It’s good cause they usually have interesting yerba mate drinks you won’t find anywhere else. Ty for your service
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 20/07/2026
Mr Krasky sounds like a SpongeBob character
music.youtube.com
Krashkee - The Berghain Project [Techno]
YouTube video by MrKrasky
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 20/07/2026
Raise gas prices! Lower drink & club entry prices!
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 19/07/2026
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 18/07/2026
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 17/07/2026
204,822,241 records in 45GB is ~220 bytes of data per record 🤔 in psql maybe 10 columns but thats like fname, lname, phone number, SSN, street name, zip code, primary key/uuid
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 17/07/2026
sovcit but for your operating system and data
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 15/07/2026
Why do newer Macbook Pros even have monitor mode for wifi? It corrupts half the packets and is not true monitor mode. Calling this monitor mode should be illegal. Pre-2016 MBPs had much better implementations. Just crap on a $4K device, now I have to dig around my garage to find my Alfa antenna
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 14/07/2026
A type of guy that consumes sticks of gum by unwrapping it like a mini burrito and taking little bites from the open area, chewing on tiny pieces at a time. Slowly unwrapping it as they make their way down over 30-40 bites.
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
in the post-epstein world the only thing still considered a scandal on the right is failing to perform sympathy over dead war criminals and podcast guys
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 11/07/2026
Why does this instagram ad this seem like ‘poppers for straight people’?
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 11/07/2026
youtube.com
Nick Mullen Breaks Down “Bong Hit Transplant” 😂🤣💀
YouTube video by Comedy Commodity
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 08/07/2026
Nothing more disappointing than getting a Diet Coke from a restaurant soda fountain and it’s not mixing well or is overly watery.
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 07/07/2026
I thought kalshi was a cereal brand
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 04/07/2026
God i wish i could block myself
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 04/07/2026
If "ALGOS" is Greek for "pain" - and as a software developer, I deal with algorithms everyday, do you think it would be easy for me to file for disability?
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 01/07/2026
My algorithm is paying dividends
youtu.be
Selunia | Butan Club | 1,5H Hard Techno & Psytrance DJ Set
YouTube video by Selunia
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 20/06/2026
had to fix my kali nethunter phone cause it bricked itself, should help anyone to restore just need to download Spacewar_FastbootROM_v2.5.6.7z from any archive
gist.github.com
mac-focused recovery flasher for Nothing Phone (1) A063 on Spacewar 2.5.6 that validates everything before writing partitions: it locates fastboot/adb from your local Android SDK first (with download ...
mac-focused recovery flasher for Nothing Phone (1) A063 on Spacewar 2.5.6 that validates everything before writing partitions: it locates fastboot/adb from your local Android SDK first (with downlo...
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