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FakeAndres

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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 06/09/2026
Nice Shazam alternative
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 01/09/2026
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 04/08/2026
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 22/07/2026
Corner smokeshops are truly the last resort in trying to sell interesting drinks & snacks to the public, they usually cant get big contracts like a megacorp supermarket, they go offbook. It’s good cause they usually have interesting yerba mate drinks you won’t find anywhere else. Ty for your service
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 19/07/2026
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 18/07/2026
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 17/07/2026
204,822,241 records in 45GB is ~220 bytes of data per record 🤔 in psql maybe 10 columns but thats like fname, lname, phone number, SSN, street name, zip code, primary key/uuid
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 11/07/2026
Why does this instagram ad this seem like ‘poppers for straight people’?
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 05/05/2026
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 17/04/2026
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 11/04/2026
🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 09/04/2026
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 15/03/2026
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 04/03/2026
$5k, a car payment, for a new MacBook? Yikes! I remember in 2019 I had the maxed out Intel i9, I believe it was barely 3.5k. But you can get the GMKtec AMD Ryzen AI 395+ with 128GB APU RAM for $2.7k, a little more for a framework - does a little less but is usable as a replacement for this MacBook
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 02/02/2026
I both deal in making bugs at work and monitoring bugs in my off time
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 29/01/2026
Guess the training corpus:
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 28/01/2026
Memory Pressure: Yikes
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 09/01/2026
Check this little guy out
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 09/01/2026
A few more drives until I get to 300TB. Maybe 20 more drives, including a few spares.
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 03/01/2026
Venice, Italy
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year 🥳
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 31/12/2025
Some pics of the installations at 39c3
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 29/12/2025
Good coffee but this laptop policy could be a little flexible. There’s like 5 of these signs o z Deathpresso Hamburg
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 26/12/2025
mate obtained
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 26/12/2025
Hinodeya Ramen Bar Little Tokyo, Los Angeles This is the slightly unusual chicken soup ramen, usually you see pork miso or other bases. I don’t know if it’s just their chicken broth base but it leaves a little bit of a tingly almost numbing like Szechuan food feeling. Overall not bad 6.9/10
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 16/12/2025
Imagine taking this and chugging a sugar free Red Bull Jesus will be giving you wings personally
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 03/12/2025
"What was it called?"
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 21/11/2025
Is this AI generated?
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 09/11/2025
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 27/10/2025
Cumtown is actually short for Community & Unity Mobilization Leadership Council
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 24/10/2025
some trees
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 18/10/2025
y en consequencia, yo soy
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 13/10/2025
Mr Ramen Little Tokyo, Los Angeles Not bad, very fast, good chashu pork. Gyoza and sides were good. More of a family Ramen restaurant than what most people consider a ‘ramen’ shop. I got the spiciest level but it was not spicy at all. YMMV 7.5/10
soup
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 12/10/2025
Logging on
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 10/10/2025
One is a pumpkin spice latte
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 09/10/2025
The Nobel Piss Prize
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 07/10/2025
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 06/10/2025
Dumpling Soup!
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 10/09/2025
Loving the current footer menus on amazon.com seo-brain
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 09/09/2025
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 03/09/2025
Salad
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 30/08/2025
Cumtown Patreon still makes 40k a month
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 30/07/2025
I think it’s very cool that Unix based operating systems run both the RPi Slurpee machine and the Solaris GPS/Satellite Tracking and Communications terminals put on US Humvees in early 2000s Iraq/Afghanistan. There’s overlapping code in there somewhere between the two, gotta be.
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 10/07/2025
Very good coffee in Whistler, BC at a place called Alpha Coffee. Like top 10 cappuccinos and espresso I’ve had, it could’ve also been the great weather and elevation but really good. 👍
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 21/06/2025
I almost had this thing maxxxed out at 900/800 but the drives just couldn't keep up. This is with 2 1GB ports both copying SSDs and HDDs to a raidz1 instance. Unfortunately, this is via disk recovery apps, so there is a lot of hashing and preloading going on. It's much better direct off a SSD -> NAS
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 20/06/2025
What about a programmable keyboard like this and then just make a two column 10 key on the left with the custom keys? Then you have more options like split keyboards instead of the one or two options available, where the full ten key is actually available on the left.
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 13/06/2025
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 04/06/2025
A Marathon movie mostly in the style of the 90s game mixed with this new unreleased game would be good. Keep the dry campiness of the original with a little of the new ones hyper rave flair. Maybe a comedic actor as the lead Security Officer or main BoB. Could be what Halo wanted to be, media-wise
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 03/06/2025
Damn just missing me some good green tea
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FakeAndres @andres.rive.ro · 01/06/2025
Ooink Capitol Hill, Seattle This is the mala koterri ramen, at their max spicy level of #4. Black garlic & numbing flavors. Noodles are al dente so you gotta ask for them more cooked. Nice small staff, bus your own table sized restaurant. For a place called Ooink, the pork was very good. 7.8/10
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