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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!)

@andrechic.bsky.social
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18+ | Suggestive | Goblin | Furry Adjacent | 30. I am now Unc. NSFW Alt to @andrechrissargent.bsky.social Minors will be blocked on sight. Commission me! vgen.co/AndreChrisSargent I'm an artist with a love for the styles of old.

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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man, Draco Malfoy is a child. The hell y'all doing.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
- Confucius, and later Karl Marx in the Columnist Manifesto
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never allow the audience to see your character with bedroom eyes unless you're okay with your eyes seeing the audience put that character in a bedroom.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[Serious Post] Please message me if you have a commission in waiting. They're still on, but it may be a tick before I can get to them and I'd like to note down what I need to do still. Life has been... dynamic, and punctuated with grief. It may be a moment before things become "normal" again.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gosh I just can't think of any.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you for your patience and trust. I apologize for the lack of immediacy that I've been known for in the past.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[Serious Post] Please message me if you have a commission in waiting. They're still on, but it may be a tick before I can get to them and I'd like to note down what I need to do still. Life has been... dynamic, and punctuated with grief. It may be a moment before things become "normal" again.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what if i just drew nsfw without it being fanart or r34
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of those hits where people assume AI = GenAI. Machine Learning isn't bad by default. Machine Learning is an incredible development tool. The immorality of dataset acquisition and devaluing of humans is the main issue.
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Cai Behr @caibehr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Something that the article seems to fail to mention is that this isn't about AI generated assets, its about using AI to run and validate human made code. This is like saying "spell check" is AI
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Crazy that Mamdani isn't allowed to run for president because he's only lived here most of his life but that orange shit gets a pass despite his obvious serving of foreign interests above americans. But hey, at least he was born here I guess.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
r/evilwomeninc is kinda gross and weird and uncomfortable.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Alright so to recap, this week we have... The creation of the "Department of Religion" AI being redesignated as "Super-intelligence" Hegseth calling trans folk a slur on TV OneyNG behaved inappropriately Eminem stands by Kid Rock And I'm tired, boss.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
>Oneyplays No please no >had NO NO NO >Inappro- NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For what it's worth r/losercity is the funniest subreddit.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just before I'd gone to bed I was watching some Knotts Scary Farm videos so I guess I was setting myself up for it but still. There wasn't even anything funny about it beyond my saying "Ew, I don't want to see that" as if it were a movie or something. It was just straight up gross.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When your dreams decide to remind you what a nightmare looks like it's always a humbling experience. Last night I had one of the most disturbing, hellscape, incoherently horrific sado-sexual dreams I've ever had. People murdered and turned into cellos, mutilation of important pieces, defilement.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man every time there's some natural disaster some wiseass who got lucky says "clearly, god was watching out for me" I guess the dude who burned alive in his car just wasn't well liked up there, huh?
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really want Pritzker to run for President.
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Anthony Hurd (American, b.1975) "You Have This Hold Over Me," 2025 Acrylic on wood 24 x 30 in #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tired of the narrative that just because you were a pleasant person to be around or you had your kind little quirks it made your politics okay. Bush and McCain might not have acted out of malice. They still had regressive ideas and were complicit in the machine that got us here. They deserve blame.
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re🐠mane🐠dur @remanedur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BATCH NUMBA TWO IS HERE www.furaffinity.net/view/66505895/ www.furaffinity.net/view/66505895/ www.furaffinity.net/view/66505895/
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
John Lasseter was previously head of productions at Pixar who was ousted for sexually harassing almost every woman at work, very touchy-feely. David Ellison is the owner of skydance studios, and also the son of Larry Elison, a fascist donor in the pocket of Donald Trump.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey so, I'm working up towards a new PC -- old one is getting a little sketchy and I'd like the ability to keep up with modern graphics in case I ever do 3D. So I'm offering some sliding scale character commissions! Single character, faux print style -- examples below! I do SFW and NSFW!
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I see your point.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bruh people are so insecure about how the sausage is made on any given project. They get so defensive like, sorry that I hurt your ability to watch your comfort show guiltlessly. Its creator is literally killing people but hey. You got your bread and circus so who's the real winner here
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey so, I'm working up towards a new PC -- old one is getting a little sketchy and I'd like the ability to keep up with modern graphics in case I ever do 3D. So I'm offering some sliding scale character commissions! Single character, faux print style -- examples below! I do SFW and NSFW!
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Well, I draw Goblins. So I shall draw a goblin and sell them to you! Now with colorful euphemisms! SB: 40 AB: 200
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SHAME ON YOU, Brad Bird. If the only people who want to fund your movie are those whose values benefit the ultrawealthy, who want to strip civil rights, then you FIND ANOTHER FUCKING WAY. You're enormous enough to kickstart. Everyone loved Incredibles and The Iron Giant. Thanks for ruining both.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man I really fucking hate that I have to make this post. Brad Bird's Ray Gunn is not only being produced by John Lasseter, but David Ellison of the Ellison Dynasty, responsible for the conservative takeover of CBS and Paramount. This is who you're in bed with, Brad? Are you fucking serious?
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
... elaborate.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
knowing anatomy is getting sad because you know that when someone is bent over the lines where the big butt meet the big thigh disappear and there is nothing that can bring them back
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
might (will) draw some popular vore characters n-not because i LIKE them or anything-
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HELL YEAH
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if @cdprojektred.com cares about their fans at all there will be a femboy body type in cyberpunk 2. Last fucking thing a scav hear before being turned into an abstract concept by an arm cannon should be a single "uwu" echoing off the brick wall of a dank alley alright LAST FUCKING THING
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ONLY LOSERS CARE ONLY ABOUT SEX, GO OUT AND SEE A MOVIE WITH SOMEONE YOU LIKE BRO JUST LAUGH AT SOMETHING WITH SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sex comes after. Sex is the cherry on top of a relationship. It's the reward for liking eachother.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
only losers care only about sex, go out and see a movie with someone you like bro just laugh at something with someone you care about is that so fucking hard
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well he's going to be a little bigger in an hour or so.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Little fanart of Andre being obsessed with @jinti.bsky.social's fat goat cock. Probably going to draw this a few more times, the two have almost identical body types.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Who's a good girl~" Andre on the cusp of experiencing not one, but two gocks obliterating his femboy rear end. How does this keep happening... ? Comm for @sassinthedark.bsky.social!
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earflop @earflop.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Top: A thought bubble with static appears above my fursona's head. Text reads "Figure A: The mind's eye of the rabbit is blocked. He is far removed from joy and purpose." 


Bottom: Another thought bubble is shown with furries dancing inside. My fursona is happy. Text reads: "The imagination returns and the rabbit is happy. He delights in the world he indulges within his mind."
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Honestly I didn't notice a negative taste. Nor is it particularly dangerous because it's chemically curdled rather than bacterially
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yeah.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yesterday I decided to see what those LDS folks were up with that 'Dirty Soda' trend, so I added milk to River City Root Beer just to see if they were onto something. Like a float, but just milk. Regrettably, folks, I must say it slaps. Milds the flavor a lot, and makes it kinda creamy.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We made it guys. We're officially a scapegoat. US Politics is the least funny joke ever.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone pointed this out, but the Republicans realized that they can't go after the LGBTQ+ like they did with the Lavender Scare, People of the Islamic Faith are getting elected so they can't 9/11 scare anymore. So they're going after *furries.* They canonized fursecution in the lore guys.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm not gonna lie. I'm actually kind'a sad when my politics drive away artists I admire.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I made a post today that I think was important critical dialogue on the relationship between class and racial intersectionality. Then I deleted it. It felt like I was just lecturing a black person. It wasn't quite appropriate for someone in my position of privilege.
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