AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bruh people are so insecure about how the sausage is made on any given project. They get so defensive like, sorry that I hurt your ability to watch your comfort show guiltlessly. Its creator is literally killing people but hey. You got your bread and circus so who's the real winner here 0235
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hey so, I'm working up towards a new PC -- old one is getting a little sketchy and I'd like the ability to keep up with modern graphics in case I ever do 3D. So I'm offering some sliding scale character commissions! Single character, faux print style -- examples below! I do SFW and NSFW! 03715
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Man I really fucking hate that I have to make this post. Brad Bird's Ray Gunn is not only being produced by John Lasseter, but David Ellison of the Ellison Dynasty, responsible for the conservative takeover of CBS and Paramount. This is who you're in bed with, Brad? Are you fucking serious? 612144
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Little fanart of Andre being obsessed with @jinti.bsky.social's fat goat cock. Probably going to draw this a few more times, the two have almost identical body types. 29316
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Who's a good girl~" Andre on the cusp of experiencing not one, but two gocks obliterating his femboy rear end. How does this keep happening... ? Comm for @sassinthedark.bsky.social! 34815
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026And here I thought our plan was airtight. Okay seriously though who the heck gave Grandpa the keys. This is psychobabble buzz words. On that note, I *would* give head to an avian pilot, no notes. 3120
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026@sassinthedark.bsky.social's Jade noticed a certain femboy goblin staring at the massive bulge in her shorts. She decided to show the observer just what he was gawking at -- though she probably didn't anticipate just how quickly he'd end up on his knees worshipping such a massive breeding rod~ 39422
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026They're not prepared for this. 120
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My conversation with a scammer. It begins. Follow for live updates. 2130
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026HEY YOU STRAIGHTIE How about instead of drawing HETEROS fuckin you draw TWO HOT GUYS (of the femboy or non-femboy variety) EVER THOUGHT OF THAT??? 0101
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026only two brown-haired kirks i recognize as culturally relevant. 070
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Heyyy turns out I was overestimating my financial security. I'm still open for these and I have to say, I'm fast, cheap, and dedicated. These are really a good way of showing support. I'm also open for regular commissions as well! SFW and NSFW 01810
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026A new #adopt for Halloween! usd40 for this lad, a halloween clown that kinda looks like he has a clown's balloon down there... Wonder if it has a knot tied in it. DM me or comment below to claim! 220131
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Eyy just showing off some of the portraits I've done recently! I'm still open for these! 0212
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'm bringing back Spongemock. 1220
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Yeah well they're fucking idiots who have been convinced by Spicy Autocorrect. Current genAI is about as close to achieving any form of sentience as a toaster from 1945 is. It has no goals. It has no desires. It can't develop them. Even its threats are based in fiction. It's just predictive. ffs. 110
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Oh, Dolly :( She passed away today. I only recently discovered her music properly. It became a regular listen. Jolene, Coat of Many Colors, 9 to 5. I didn't dive deep into her discography, but from the outset it was amazing. She was a bright, bright soul. Rest in Peace, Mrs. Dolly Parton. 0171
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026@orforf.bsky.social he had a wardrobe accident on the tennis field probably looking at a cute twink or smth (is this fanart if i am the originator of the character???) 221131
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026NSFW Alt. It seems this Mad Doctor has the TOOL for ANY job! 1417
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026NEW #adopt ANNOUNCEMENT. Since corporate america has decided it's halloween, that means it's halloween for me too. Which means I'm starting up an adopt train! At least once a week, I'll be making a halloween hottie complete with a SFW and a GHOULISH nsfw alt below! All priced at USD45! 15712
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Redo of a my fanart for @pinkpalooka.hyper.wang! Kept looking at the original and going "hm." about a few of the choices, so here's a quick redux! 317822
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026@pinkpalooka.hyper.wang treats Andre to some... Heavy petting after the lad expresses interest. 224836
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026"If she didn't want it, then why did she dress like that" mindset coming to you live from the AI community. When "no" is not respected, "no" must be enforced. 4305
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I heard it was gonna be your birthday @orforf.bsky.social, so in honor of you taking one more step towards the grave I have designed you a new bespoke sad dad for you to own and cherish. Happy Birthday! 9554132
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026New quick adopt! 25 USD for a big drgn! Message below or in DMs to claim! 0153
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Got a very @orforf.bsky.social coded wolf available to #adopt. At first, he looks impressive, but just wait until he starts coming in hard with the facts about the common lemur. If you're interested, hit me up in messages or the comments below! USD45! 124834
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My half of an art trade/collab with @raddanart.bsky.social of Beni and Andre having... a moment. Seems something the lad did gave her an absolutely MONSTROUS problem to deal with! And, you break it... Thanks to Rad for help with dialogue, color, and highlights! 418823
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Got a cute lad up for adoption! Message me if you're interested! As a sidenote, the great part about doing general nsfw art is at any point you can just grab one of your dorks and then turn them into a character. 17516
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It's hot. Comm for @sassinthedark.bsky.social! 19515
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026amazed that this is a foreign concept. 1233
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Well, she was just enjoying that RED lemonade when I guess her pants sort of just exploded. Luckily, there was nobody in the way of the wardrobe malfunction she was completely oblivious of. ... Oh wait. (Comm for @cammycreature.bsky.social!) 016426
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Somewhere out there, there is an innocent man on death row for a crime he didn't commit who ticks every single box here. He is not doing well in life. 1141
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is funny in a DARK kinda way. fwiw these accounts are likely scams taking advantage of Israel's illegal attacks on palestine. 2150
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I feel attraction towards this bird. 113016
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Sometimes you just have to use all of you... 210922
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 10/07/2026UM.... UHMMMM>>>> (Andre getting HOT and BOTHERED by @uni-apex.bsky.social) Side note I really like painting *this* kind of portrait so if anyone wants a close up of their character's assets hmu. 34410
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 01/07/2026My commissions are still open, and to the point, here's several works I've done for clients so far! Now in Carousel mode! 211022
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Okay, I hear you, but counterpoint: 0112
AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 29/06/2026i was going to draw nsfw of jax but then I remembered i don't want to fetishize trans people so i was like "huh" but then I remembered EVIL jax who is CIS and EVIL 2252