Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Had my first Pringles in some time. Would it shock you to hear that their structural integrity has gone to shit like everything else has 040
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The level of art criticism I'm capable of: in Goodfellas when Joe Pesci says he likes his mom's painting and notes that "one dog goes one way and the other dog goes the other way" 020
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My son the last time OU scored an offensive TD vs Texas; him now 020
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Been out for 15 mins in my OU gear and a Texas fan already hit me with a Hook Em. It's so hard repping a team that's ass 100
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Got to show my son what helium does to your voice. Of course he was loving this classic shit 020
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026For very sad reasons I feel like I've developed an understanding of how Trump's "mind" "works" but with some stuff, like his insistence that we call it "super intelligence," I have utterly no clue what he's on about 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Continually confused about why we're told over and over that AI could annihilate everything and the federal response is "Okay, let me know how it goes" 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Oh wow www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXNV...youtube.comVince Staples - Tulsa, OK (Audio)YouTube video by Vince Staples 000
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This is how Dems should always talk about Republicans 000
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I wanted to know how doing The Wave at a stadium was invented. A guy named Krazy George got the first one going. Thank you Krazy George 100
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We'll keep Veteran's Day the following week bc I'm never giving a way a holiday even tho the stated reason for it ("they fought for the freedoms we enjoy") will no longer be true 000
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I feel like if we learn in a month that this country no longer has free and fair elections that we should get the next day off 120
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I don't want anything bad to happen to LeBron but commuting every day on a gambling company's helicopter to your job for the notoriously cursed Sixers is tempting fate way more than I'm comfortable with 141
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026AI-generated posters have a visual stench to them. I am repulsed by them before I even focus my eyes enough to discern what they are 040
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Not all that long ago you could do things like see Alex G *as an opener* in a small club for fourteen damn dollars. I didn't know in 2016 that in so many ways, life as I knew it was over 000
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026When I tuck in my son I tell him "Sleep well sweet boy" and his response is "I will." Yeah, I bet. You have no responsibilities or stress and thus sleep soundly 12 hours a night 000
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Stirtz can shoot the shit out of the ball but god he looks overmatched on D 000
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Grayson Allen isn't capable of having "a good look" but I do like him letting the grays grow in 000
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Me to my toddler: These aren't quite ripe. Let's wait on them Me the next day: I need you to eat five of these badboys right now 020
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I've decided I don't like bananas enough to deal with the deadlines and burdens they impose on me 120
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He's having a hard time coming to grips with the fact that baseball season only lasts a fraction of the year, and with the nature of time in general 040
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Durham is so woke that when a Michelin-rated BBQ place owned by a MAGA asshole plans to come here, the public yells at him til he cries and changes his mind. I love it here 140
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Samuel Alito, on January 3, 2027, a new Senate with a Democratic majority will be sworn in, and you will begin to cough 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You're on very thick ice mister. My patience is wearing thick. This is my straw, I have many more 000
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Mike Tomlin Minecraft thing is one the best events in sports history. I'm gobsmacked about it 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tying a balloon to Spider-Man's car was a big hit. No I did not get to play with it 030
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My dream job is college head coach who was run out of town after several losing seasons and despite my eight-figure buyout 2143
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's not his bday anymore but he's addicted to the happy birthday song and candle routine. We've done it four times. We have plenty more cake and thus several more "birthdays" to go 040
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He told me his friend hurt his feelings by telling him "you're not my best friend." I used that as an opportunity to reiterate that he shouldn't (as he often does) say that to me when  he's mad because it's hurtful. His response was "well HE hurt MY feelings." Utterly bad faith conduct 020
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My toddler son is like Donald Trump in that I'll use the Socratic method and have him logically cornered but nothing sticks to him because he does not respect reason 220
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's so cool that breweries sell THC infused drinks now. I want to have a good time chatting with my friends then feel like a stupid weirdo whom everyone's staring at in about 45 minutes 020
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fantasy commissioners should have a statutory right to get injunctive relief against owners who aren't doing what they're supposed to 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Chaos is a ladder" I whisper to myself as I cut three minutes off my arrival time with effective zipper merging at a lane closure 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026She has seven brain cells pinging around that precious head and they're usually devoted to fear. If I open the attic door she hides because one time years ago I threw a box down and it landed too loudly 020
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This girl is doing irrevocable damage to pitbulls' vicious reputation by hiding under the bed all day bc there's balloons around and one time one popped and scared her 231
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My partner got a truly weird amount of healthcare company swag mailed to her for some reason and we were like "Fuck this is a burden." But it included these squishy balls that the toddler can throw in the house as hard as he wants. He cherishes them. Thank you Partners Health Management 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me a few weeks ago: Damnit I scheduled August's bday party during OU-Georgia Me yesterday: What incredible foresight I had 020
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If I tell the toddler something cool that happened to me he'll tell it back to me but swap himself for me Me: Earlier a butterfly landed on my back and rode on me Him [thinking]: Today a butterfly walked on my back and was my friend 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026His ability to stick around is proof the Dems are more a trade association for pols than a political party bc the man has no constituency 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's funny he goes to these games bc he's starved for attention and love but his presence makes getting into the stadium a hellish ordeal and fucks up the broadcast audio. Wherever he goes a stench follows, flowers die etc 000
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Secret Service ushers our dumbass President to the bathroom for a diaper change and alters the national championship picture 110
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026She has the sweetest little face I've ever seen 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Remember when the GOP ginned up a panic about the "migrant caravan" and CNN was giving moment-to-moment updates on its whereabouts. That was a telling time about a lot of things 000
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I remember thinking The Office (UK) was funny when I watched it 20 years ago (the year Ricky Gervais tragically died from choking on some gross beans) but it's six total hours. This is generous 110
