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Andersen Prunty

@andersenprunty.bsky.social
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Writer. Editor. Sleaze enthusiast. notandersenprunty.com

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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 18h
IDK maybe we can have fun with it this time we're all old as fuck
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 18h
Chapter Seven Santa Cruz
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That guy's for sure pounding off with a 25-pound glove.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New Grindhouse Press release!
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please get off the foam.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sometimes I wonder if my best friends in the world are still alive and then remember I don't have time to care. # nightswimming
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you like podcasts, Episode 2 of Degenerated: A Horror Fiction Podcast, features my story "Kill Your Neighbor." #horror #podcast #free degeneratedpodcast.com
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Degenerated: a Horror Fiction Podcast
A horror fiction narrative podcast. Human-made, no AI.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lunar eclipse caught me 100% by surprise. #outoftheloop (Accompanying photo flickers briefly)
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Rowing is basically communist walking. #dontletpeoplegather #maybevikings
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fuckness has walked me through every stage of my adult life.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Today we went to Dollar General and bought a new water dish for Flops.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We sat around church and talked about pornography.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We're all sitting around the office talking about how hard our assistants pounded us last night.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's 1986 and the line to enter the dance factory is around the block.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
At this age, every birthday party is also a cancer party.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
They smell like your favorite substitute teacher.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Word Correct-level AI
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's only hilarious because we like being close to each other
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We watch Emmy-winning shows the same way we used to watch The Room
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You are exactly what the doctor is looking at.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
There are people who pay money to feel safe, and there are the rest of us.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I thought they were pretty cool folks until they got into a Tesla and drove away. Then I learned from social media it was an Uber driven by a white couple trying to make spending money and that they filled that thing with vomit before getting out at rehab. Suddenly pretty cool again.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"I'm going to form the Humanist Political Party." "I don't like politics." "We'll call it the Humanist Party." "I like parties." "Who doesn't?"
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I immediately take that back.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It's okay if we all become mosquitoes. 🦟
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Thinking about joining a culnt.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The membrane is almost complete.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Terry came over wearing his hog boots again.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Starting a protest lawn. If the air quality is too bad to go outside, fuck it. I'll let things go.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Pretty sure just I used so many exclamation marks I came.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I waited until I was 47 before I married the love of my life. It felt like we'd been together forever.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Witches, Devils, and Ghosts have kept me alive for 50 years.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Nice People Dancing to Techno and Garden Patio Vibes.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Charles Bukowski was 67 when the film "Barfly" was released. He died a little over 6 years later.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Feels like a new weed I've never heard of before is gaslighting me every year.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Backrooms was pretty Officecore #therewasamoviecalledbackrooms
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
6 days without nicotine and the world feels kind of weird.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I've read The Myth of Sisyphus at least 3 times and can't quote a single sentence from it.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I no longer leave the house without feeling completely AI.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Bikepath Dispensaries
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Yesterday, charges were dismissed for myself and five others protesting ICE. Yes, it was a win. But it’s not justice. And it’s not over yet.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The Universal Payment Method Church. *accepted everywhere in the universe
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Most people remind me of 7 or 8 sticks glued together to loosely resemble a human being.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I learned to type with my toes and started wearing keyboards as shoes so I can be twice as efficient. #hustle
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The audiobook of DREADITATION is now available. It's filthy and bonkers. Geoff Sturtevant did a great narration job. If in the U.S. or U.K., visit my website for a free Audible code: notandersenprunty.com/2026/05/05/f...
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Free Dreaditation
My 2022 novel, Dreaditation, about a hapless douchebag who infiltrates a wellness retreat, is now available as an audiobook. Audible has loaded me up with free codes, which I’m sharing with y…
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Allegory Inc.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Got word that the Spanish translation of my book, COCKBLOCK, is nearing publication. In case you're looking for the English version ... www.amazon.com/Cockblock-C-...
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Cockblock
Cockblock [Hunt, C. V.] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Cockblock
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The Sugar-free Nicotine Horehounds
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Grindhouse Press @grindhousepress.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Cover reveal! Coming this June from Grindhouse Press, ONE NIGHT AT THE SKULL SPARK CLUB: DRAYTON FALLS, VOLUME 3 by @bryansmith.bsky.social.
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Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Experimental Health Kitchen
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