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C.V. HUNT

@cvhunt.bsky.social
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Your creepy uncle. Owner of Grindhouse Press. Sometimes I write things, and sometimes people read the things I write. www.cv-hunt.com

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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's only been 6+ years, but my novella MURDER HOUSE is now available as an audiobook through Audible. www.amazon.com/Audible-Murd...
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Murder House
Amazon.com: Murder House (Audible Audio Edition): C.V. Hunt, Erin deWard, deWord Audio: Books
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's with these AI emails that just repeat the same shit over and over, pulling blurbs from reviewers since it has no concept of reading the actual book, that are 10k words long, only to ask for you to reply to "talk about your work"? Irritating as hell and a waste of my fucking time.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me tired of fighting with insurance companies over inpatient surgeries this week.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I watched a documentary about a river in Australia that is full of sharks and saltwater crocodiles. I'm gonna mention that again. Crocodiles and sharks in the same waters. And yeah, they're eating each other. That's the stuff of nightmares. Reality is so much more terrifying than fiction.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Morning walk photo. It's been overcast and cold here the last couple of days. Fall has arrived. Here's a black cat that was just laying on the sidewalk.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Morning walk. Guy walking dog: *looks at my skeleton hoodie* It's not Halloween yet. Me: I'm a retired goth kid. Every day is Halloween.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Of course, I post that Grindhouse Press is opening to submissions on November 1, 2026 and people think the rules don't apply to them. Deleted without reading. I guess if you want an automatic rejection and your email blocked, you can go ahead and send me your manuscript.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Got my tickets to see the restored and uncut The Devils in the theater. Can't wait to replace my old DVD with a Blu-ray when the time comes.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I always have to bite my tongue when coworkers talk shit about their spouses. I really want to say, "If you hate them that much, or they make you that fucking miserable, why are you still with them?" Even during my 1st marriage, which was a complete shit show, I never slammed my spouse to coworkers.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He's watching . . .
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Finally finished the scarecrow. If anyone wants to dress their 5' skeleton, they wear a boys large shirt and women size 0 jeans. The boots are a men's size 9.5 but I'm sure an 8.5 would fit.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Morning walk photo. I was so in my head while walking that I didn't notice this guy was at the edge of the road until he scuttled back to this spot. Nearly gave me a heart attack.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Half Price Books had a 20% off everything sale today. I thought people were really into the Grindhouse Press books I put in the Little Free Library. Turns out they were just selling them to Half Price Books.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm a thrift store junky. One of my favorites has a 50% off the entire store sale 3 times a year. Today was that day. Found some jeans that I'd never heard of the name brand. They fit like a glove. Looked up the brand to find they're normally $238. I paid a couple of dollars for them.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If I had a dollar for every time I broke my pinkie toe stubbing it on furniture... Not even a full 24 hours later and I have zombie toe.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Well... I didn't want to buy a high visibility vest for my morning walks. I live a block from the elementary school, and these parents are the most reckless drivers I've ever encountered. Not a good idea for a town that has a lot of streets without sidewalks.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I love PEACHES and every music video they make. youtu.be/Yk2GGdxKTIU?...
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Music icon Peaches & Agniia Galdanova unleash inner demons through creature drag on Paris’ streets
YouTube video by NOWNESS
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's not often that I take the laundry off the clothesline and it feels like I'm taking it out of the dryer. Guess that's what happens when the real feel is 110 degrees.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This shit has to stop.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wasn't expecting to meet Mike Diana today, but here we are. Drove two hours to go to Dead Formats.
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Grindhouse Press @grindhousepress.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We'll be vending at an underground film festival next month, right in our hometown. More details soon!
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Someone needs to fire the grim reaper. They keep taking the wrong 80 year old.
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Grindhouse Press @grindhousepress.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In case you missed it, our forthcoming publication is now available for Kindle pre-order. The paperback will be available on publication day, September 26, 2026. #smallpress #horrorbooks #splatterpunk #grindhousepress #horror a.co/d/02pOuVnn
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Cindy Is Plastic
Cindy Is Plastic - Kindle edition by Harkness, Tayla. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Cindy Is Plastic.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Delivery from A24.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This movie did not disappoint. Fucking loved it.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
How I know it's Friday: *Teams message sound going off every ten seconds* Me talking to a wall: Shut uuuuuuup, you lonely fucking cunts! I just want to get through the day without my computer sounding like a fucking pinball machine.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Morning walk photo.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Indian TV dinner in front of the TV. Andy went to visit his mom in the hospital after work. He's the cook on our relationship. I would eat microwave garbage every day without him.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It's been a while since I shipped anything overseas. The last time, it cost over $30, and I thought that was outrageous. This time, I nearly had to take a second mortgage. Holy shit. Sorry, folks, no more shipping overseas.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This weekend, I realized I haven't written anything that's not a short story or coauthored in seven years. This is what happens when you decide to take on running a small press.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I swear, every time I take a nap on the sofa, I wake up to him staring at me.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This guy arrived today. I'm going to turn him into a scarecrow for the yard.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Nothing like the rear bearing in your dryer locking up during a crazy thunderstorm to make you question what the fuck is happening.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My mom was a seamstress as long as I could remember. She started teaching me to sew when I was five. She had a serger, but it always seemed to piss her off, so I never asked to learn it. I bought this Singer serger new years ago, and today, I finally sat down to learn how to thread and adjust it.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Morning photo. Woke up and found 2 bucks sheltering under our elm tree while it's raining.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Got our tickets! I loved I SAW THE TV GLOW and LET'S ALL GO TO WORLD'S FAIR. I can't wait for this one. I will watch anything if Jane Schoebrun is the director.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Texas makes carrying a gram of weed a felony and South Carolina passed bans on WHERE YOU CAN GET TATTOED ON YOUR BODY. I'm I the only one who finds this all fucked? For the love of all that is unholy, cleanse it all with fire.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This morning's photo is out my kitchen window. A tree fell on the church months ago, and they're finally fixing the hole in the roof today.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ever been going along with your life, and out of nowhere, someone you haven't wasted your time to think about in over a decade sends you a message? Yeah, this is why I use a pseudonym.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Still need to make some adjustments, but I'm going as a two-headed ghoul for Halloween this year. And I can not see shit in this mask.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Kavinsky died. The world sucks. Listen to more Kavinsky if you've never heard him. youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY?...
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Kavinsky - Nightcall (Drive Original Movie Soundtrack) (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Record Makers
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
When I'm browsing books in a store, I sometimes wonder, who decides when an author's name should be ten times bigger than the title on the cover? How famous do you have to be before it doesn't matter what the title is, just that your name is so big that it reaches out and slaps anyone walking by?
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Afternoon walk photo. Just the whole family eating someone's bushes.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I've gotten to the age that I wander around for 20 minutes trying to remember where I set down my glasses.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My coworker eating an apple I threw out and watching me hang laundry on my lunch break.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just now getting around to watching season 2 of The Pitt. The first episode was fucking brutal. Pretty accurate from a medical standpoint. Kudos to the special effects.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The cost of groceries is going to make me a breatharian. Who the fuck can afford food? We don't go out to eat anymore, and junk food is luxury. Take a 30% pay cut and add inflation. That's how I'm losing weight. A bag of apples is $10! That's fucking crazy.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I always tell people I hate musicals, then I remember Phantom of the Paradise and Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Let me rephrase that, I hate most musicals.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This album is linked to happy memories.
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C.V. HUNT @cvhunt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The air quality is so bad here with the wildfires that we're being told not to be outdoors for more than a few minutes without a mask. It's definitely choking me, giving me a pulsing headache, and it's hard to breathe. We have 2 air filter fans going in the house to tamp it down.
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