Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026IDK maybe we can have fun with it this time we're all old as fuck 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That guy's for sure pounding off with a 25-pound glove. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sometimes I wonder if my best friends in the world are still alive and then remember I don't have time to care. # nightswimming 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If you like podcasts, Episode 2 of Degenerated: A Horror Fiction Podcast, features my story "Kill Your Neighbor." #horror #podcast #free degeneratedpodcast.comdegeneratedpodcast.comDegenerated: a Horror Fiction PodcastA horror fiction narrative podcast. Human-made, no AI. 020
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Lunar eclipse caught me 100% by surprise. #outoftheloop (Accompanying photo flickers briefly) 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Rowing is basically communist walking. #dontletpeoplegather #maybevikings 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Fuckness has walked me through every stage of my adult life. 010
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Today we went to Dollar General and bought a new water dish for Flops. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026We sat around church and talked about pornography. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026We're all sitting around the office talking about how hard our assistants pounded us last night. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026It's 1986 and the line to enter the dance factory is around the block. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 11/08/2026At this age, every birthday party is also a cancer party. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026They smell like your favorite substitute teacher. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It's only hilarious because we like being close to each other 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026We watch Emmy-winning shows the same way we used to watch The Room 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026You are exactly what the doctor is looking at. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026They are people who pay money to feel safe, and they are the rest of us, and we are not them. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026There are people who pay money to feel safe, and there are the rest of us. 110
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I thought they were pretty cool folks until they got into a Tesla and drove away. Then I learned from social media it was an Uber driven by a white couple trying to make spending money and that they filled that thing with vomit before getting out at rehab. Suddenly pretty cool again. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 30/07/2026"I'm going to form the Humanist Political Party." "I don't like politics." "We'll call it the Humanist Party." "I like parties." "Who doesn't?" 010
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Terry came over wearing his hog boots again. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Starting a protest lawn. If the air quality is too bad to go outside, fuck it. I'll let things go. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Pretty sure just I used so many exclamation marks I came. 010
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I waited until I was 47 before I married the love of my life. It felt like we'd been together forever. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Witches, Devils, and Ghosts have kept me alive for 50 years. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Nice People Dancing to Techno and Garden Patio Vibes. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Charles Bukowski was 67 when the film "Barfly" was released. He died a little over 6 years later. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I don't know a lot about writing. I just do it the way I want to. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Feels like a new weed I've never heard of before is gaslighting me every year. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Backrooms was pretty Officecore #therewasamoviecalledbackrooms 010
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 05/06/20266 days without nicotine and the world feels kind of weird. 010
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I've read The Myth of Sisyphus at least 3 times and can't quote a single sentence from it. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I no longer leave the house without feeling completely AI. 000
Reposted by Andersen PruntyKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Yesterday, charges were dismissed for myself and five others protesting ICE. Yes, it was a win. But it’s not justice. And it’s not over yet. 21581211794
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 14/05/2026The Universal Payment Method Church. *accepted everywhere in the universe 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Most people remind me of 7 or 8 sticks glued together to loosely resemble a human being. 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I learned to type with my toes and started wearing keyboards as shoes so I can be twice as efficient. #hustle 000
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 06/05/2026As with most things, it's unfortunately out of my control. 120
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 06/05/2026The audiobook of DREADITATION is now available. It's filthy and bonkers. Geoff Sturtevant did a great narration job. If in the U.S. or U.K., visit my website for a free Audible code: notandersenprunty.com/2026/05/05/f...notandersenprunty.comFree DreaditationMy 2022 novel, Dreaditation, about a hapless douchebag who infiltrates a wellness retreat, is now available as an audiobook. Audible has loaded me up with free codes, which I’m sharing with y… 131
Andersen Prunty @andersenprunty.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Hi Tyler. Here you go: 7MZLQET4W8FX7 Enjoy! 010