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Andy Anderjack

@anderjack.bsky.social
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he/him/his Warning: not safe for work! 🍆💦🔞😏 Portland, OR

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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That was me a couple weeks ago. I hate needles so much, but I do my part. Also, that's a really sexy flex.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your smile is VERY nice. 🥰
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cruel fate 😭
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That mustache is making me feel a certain way.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man I wish I had a buddy like you to work on cars with.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
⛰️⛰️⛰️🌴♨️♨️⛰️⛰️⛰️
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wish I could bury my face in that pit! 🐽
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'll do anything you ask, just please don't hurt me 🥺
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Help, I've been ensnared in this thirst trap!
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Family Guy: Peter Griffin's 'Just Wanna Talk'
ALT: Family Guy: Peter Griffin's 'Just Wanna Talk'
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can't imagine how difficult that must be. I hope they're able to fix it and you heal up well. *hugs*
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate that blood, gore, and violence is so prevalent in media. I hate the gratuitousness of it, and I hate that people just gobble it up.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's so hot... But how did this get tagged for "intolerance"?
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This whole time I was thinking it was some new TV show, the way everyone was vagueposting about it. 🫥
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🐽
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn daddy!
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm a sucker for a good pit, so I'm excited for when you feel good about showing them off.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That would fill up my throat nicely.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your moans and grunts are so hot!
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I just wanna know which horny pervert I need to spray with cold water." 😂
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It really broadcasts a lack of care. If you can't be bothered to hire real models and artists to show off your goods, why should I as a consumer be bothered to consider buying your goods?
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You look really hot in it! But I'm not wild about the AI-generated images they're using in their marketing. 🫤
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CNC and free use are things that turn me on, but I've had very few chances to really explore.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Careful buddy! Otherwise you might end up with a dick in your hole. 😈
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
no step on snek
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm trying! Fuck.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I prefer actual pictures of you over AI-generated ones. 🫤
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That shade of blue really works on you. Woof. 🍆
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hoopla is awesome! It's surprising what's streaming for free on both Hoopla and Kanopy. It's amazing what just having a library card unlocks for you.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In case you aren't already aware, if your library doesn't have a specific item you want, they can help you place an interlibrary loan request so they can get it from a different library for you. I'm doing that all the time. I love it.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I bet your doctor was like, "And hey, when you're all healed up, 🫦 call me..."
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I dunno, I kinda dig it.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Deserves a good rub!
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Man that sounds really rough. I hope more pleasant times are coming your way.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Search isn't turning up any Bluesky profiles with that handle...
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How sweet of you! I was sad about how few hole/pit pics I got for my birthday this year, but this is a nice consolation. 🥹
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Rabbot Lists Days of the Week - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
ALT: Rabbot Lists Days of the Week - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seconded
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Your moans of pleasure are such a turn-on. 🥵
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🐽
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wish I could help you out... 🍆
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Damn, I need to feel my cock slip inside.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sadly, even if the brand you own isn't currently doing what LG is doing, you're not necessarily safe. Check out the video cited in the article. Skip to 1:20:00, and listen to what they say about Vizio.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was gonna say "holy shit yeah, Gamers Nexus did a big expose on this, here's the link to their video", but then I saw the article already links it. Unfortunately, it's not limited to LG, and we're hurdling towards a world where "just don't connect it to the Internet" won't address the problem. 🤬
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My gay clone? You mean my alter egay?
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There's so much foreskin there I could chew it like bubble gum. Damn. 🥵
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I would "fold" the fuck out of your "laundry", if you catch my drift.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Old-timey newsreel announcer voice: "This has been another installment of... PREVIOUSLY UNSAID SENTENCES IN HUMAN HISTORY!"
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm sorry that he didn't let you have the close fatherly relationship you deserved to have. Hope you're taking good care of yourself. *hugs*
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Like cuteness aggression turned up to eleven? 🤭
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