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Andy Anderjack

@anderjack.bsky.social
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he/him/his Warning: not safe for work! 🍆💦🔞😏 Portland, OR

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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Careful buddy! Otherwise you might end up with a dick in your hole. 😈
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
There are no English words for how fucking excited I am about this new feature. There are SO MANY repost-happy accounts that I want to follow, but don't, because I don't want my feed cluttered with content I didn't ask to see. I hope this also fixes the self-repost problem too.
A screenshot of the options menu for Bluesky profiles. One menu option, "Hide reposts in feeds", is highlighted.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fuck yeah, I'd love to bend you over and drive my cock home. I'm really curious to know how your pits smell.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Feeling kinda down on my birthday. 🙃 I think nudes would cheer me up. Especially ones that show hole or pits.
A wide-angle shot of me sitting in a recliner, fully naked and fully erect.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
3-month surgery belly update: Looks like the fur is back in full force! One of the four incisions was pretty small in the first place, so it blends in really well under the hair. Oh, and my cock was feeling a little fat...
A full-frontal nude where I'm gripping my erect penis.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I feel weird about being a reply guy lately, but I haven't been feeling all that sexy and exhibitionist these days. And now I have a shaved belly because my appendix acted up 😩 so now I feel extra awkward. I know that's irrational, but brains are funny... But I'm still alive.
A frontal nude photo of me, showing a belly that has been shaved for surgery.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
A close-up of a novelty shirt. It shows Jesus in front of a rainbow, holding a lamb. The text on the shirt says, "Jesus was a gay icon. He was nailed by multiple men."
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Fuck yeah buddy! How's it smelling right now?
A close-up photo of me shirtless with my arm raised to show my armpit.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
"Everyone liked that"
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Let's do the math. House-sitting + no roommate to keep quiet for + all the hot cocks and asses on Bluesky + a jar of Albolene =
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Same!
A low-quality photo of a child sitting on a throne built out of boxes of Pepsi cans. On top of the photo is the text "Your AI slop bores me".
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The Klamath River, in southern OR and northern CA. One of only three rivers that cut through the Cascade Range, if I recall correctly. Also one of the few "upside-down" rivers, meaning that the major population centers on this river are clustered around the source instead of the mouth.
The Klamath River in a canyon in northern California.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
First boner of the year.
A top-down shot of my erect penis sticking out of my pants.A top-down shot of my erect penis with my pants around my ankles.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Vancouver, WA
A sign for two businesses: a Taco Bell, and a cannabis shop.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Me: "I think the people who designed the Hyundai Santa Fe were secretly pups." Them: "What makes you say that?" Me: "I mean look! 😂"
The rear end of a Hyundai Santa Fe driving on a Korean highway. The tail lights kinda look like dog bones.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Who else is gonna be here? 🍆💦
The promotional event poster for Western Xposure in Fall 2025.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
You're really working that younger Richard Riehle look. 🥵
Richard Riehle as the Seamus hologram in the Star Trek: Voyager episode "Fair Haven".
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I was thinking about the hole I'm fucking tonight, and my pants suddenly got very uncomfortable.
A downward view of my erect penis poking out of the fly of my jeans.An upward view of me sitting on a couch, fully clothed, with an erection poking out of the fly of my jeans.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Does anyone have a birthday present for me? 😘
A selfie with me laying in bed, naked and erect.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Are Christians TRYING to be homoerotic?
A decal on a car. It says "HiM" in the upper half, and "I AM IN HIM" in the lower half.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Hope you like it! 😄
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
"Hey stud! Are you big in EVERY way? 😉"
The book "Flirting With Alaska" by Belle Calhoune.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Happy #FCF. Took these at the nude beach the other day. A guy noticed me playing with myself and asked me to fuck him. 😈
A close-up of my crotch with an erection.A close-up of my hand around my erection.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
This is a really hot flavor of intimacy. Warm and cozy, yet deeply primal. "Jake wasn't ready but knew he needed to be"... Holy fuck!
A downward view of my erection while laying in bed with the covers pulled back.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
A cartoon in two panels. In the top panel, a person at a computer has a disgusted expression on their face. In the bottom panel, they have turned away from the computer, still looking disgusted, but now an erection can be seen through their pants.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Me in a locker room, bent over in front of a mirror with my pants down, showing off my hairy ass, balls, and cock.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The pit in question:
A close-up of my hairy armpit.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
You're making me wish I were in Florida (something most mere mortals couldn't pull off 😉)
Me in a locker room, bent over in front of a mirror with my pants down, showing off my hairy ass, balls, and cock.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Just finished changing my oil, and greased my ball joints and tie rods. Now my hands are gonna look like this for a couple days... I wonder if Albolene would help. 🤔
A close-up of grimy fingernails.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
"Repost this if trans people should get bat'leths"
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Happy #FCF! Here's a throwback to a recently busted nut that felt especially good.
A downward view of me holding my cum-covered cock after jacking off.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Plankton from SpongeBob SquarePants holding a Valentine's heart that says "SLAP MY FACE WITH UR DICK"
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Scratch that. Guess I was too hasty in conducting my check. Sorry everyone, I'll try to do better next time.
Me with my pants undone, showing off my erection.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Yup, that's a soft penis alright. ✅
Me with my pants undone, pulling the front of my underwear down to show my soft cock.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Picture of a dog with "f slur" written over the dog's mouth.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Random meme for a random craving.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
In a previous post, I said that I emailed support@onlyfans.com and reported the "marcrose" OnlyFans spam bot. I got this somewhat promising result. If we all do this, maybe it'll help? 🤷‍♂️
A reply email from OnlyFans Support, affirming that an OnlyFans user account associated with spammy activity on Bluesky will be reviewed.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I highly suggest emailing support@onlyfans.com to report any OnlyFans spam bots that follow you. I don't know if it'll help, but if they get a bunch of emails about it, I guess the chance of it helping will increase.
A screenshot of an email to support@onlyfans.com urging OnlyFans to address the spam bot problem on Bluesky.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
My cock was begging for attention this morning. #FCF
My morning wood partially sticking out of my blanket.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Never shaven! Just return the favor and let me bury my face in your pits. 😉
Me laying in bed with my pants part-way down, showing off an erection.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
These pumpkins are... thiccc. 😬
A pumpkin with a very large stem, with my hand gripping the base.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
The compound emojis that get suggested by Android's emoji keyboard are just wild and unhinged. Like, oh perfect, I was yearning for a hot-and-bothered-turtle emoji.
A partial screenshot of the compound emoji feature of Android's emoji keyboard, showing variations of the "hot face" 🥵 emoji.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
On the one hand, I feel like Walz is way too wholesome for this. On the other hand, I guess I wouldn't NOT watch. 👀
A picture of Jason Kelce taking his shirt off, next to a close-up picture of Tim Walz, with the caption "I really think a Jason Kelce x Tim Walz sex tape could heal the world."
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Cultures with the color grue:
A shot of Pam from the show The Office, at the moment she says the line "they're the same picture".
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
I was thinking about how good Albolene feels and wanted to treat myself. Those very first strokes after you grease up feel just... e x q u i s i t e
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Here's where my horny alt and my main profile stand. I guess my main being one of the first million technically makes me an elder? Is this the validation I crave? 🥺
My account @anderjack.bsky.social was the 1,620,551st account on Bluesky.My account @trickvro.bsky.social was the 784,803rd account on Bluesky, making it among the first 10% of users.
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Hump Day again already?
A shot from the show Beavis & Butt-Head. Butt-Head is standing in the drive-thru. The caption says, "I'd like to order a butt."
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Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
I tried napping before starting a project on a friend's car. But my cock was positively throbbing for attention, so I have to fix that first.
Me, sitting on the couch, naked from the chest down and showing off an erection.
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