iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

There are no English words for how fucking excited I am about this new feature. There are SO MANY repost-happy accounts that I want to follow, but don't, because I don't want my feed cluttered with content I didn't ask to see. I hope this also fixes the self-repost problem too.

A screenshot of the options menu for Bluesky profiles. One menu option, "Hide reposts in feeds", is highlighted.

2170

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Feeling kinda down on my birthday. 🙃 I think nudes would cheer me up. Especially ones that show hole or pits.

A wide-angle shot of me sitting in a recliner, fully naked and fully erect.

1126418

Reposted by Andy Anderjack

Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

How your email finds me:

An ugly version of Patrick Star as a keyring charm.

031

Reposted by Andy Anderjack

Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Live footage of me hanging in there.

Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants as a plush window cling. He has a frightened look on his face.

041

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

3-month surgery belly update: Looks like the fur is back in full force! One of the four incisions was pretty small in the first place, so it blends in really well under the hair. Oh, and my cock was feeling a little fat...

A full-frontal nude where I'm gripping my erect penis.

1540

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I feel weird about being a reply guy lately, but I haven't been feeling all that sexy and exhibitionist these days. And now I have a shaved belly because my appendix acted up 😩 so now I feel extra awkward. I know that's irrational, but brains are funny... But I'm still alive.

A frontal nude photo of me, showing a belly that has been shaved for surgery.

1520

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

If you make a habit of hitting the "repost" button on just about all of your posts, including ones that you posted literally six hours ago, *especially* when you do it multiple times in one day... that's an unfollow. I really wish Bluesky would let me turn off reposts from individual accounts.

480

Reposted by Andy Anderjack

Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

We passed each other this morning. I waved, and they put up a solidarity fist. A nice highlight to the day.

091

Reposted by Andy Anderjack

Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I hope you enjoyed your Tuesday morning, because they're getting ready to tear them down. There won't be any more Tuesday mornings.

A picture of a strip mall storefront for the home goods chain Tuesday Morning. The building to the left of it is being demolished.

241

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Let's do the math. House-sitting + no roommate to keep quiet for + all the hot cocks and asses on Bluesky + a jar of Albolene =

31182

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

It's super disappointing to see Mascular Studio use generative AI so extensively to promote some event they're organizing. Like, entire minute-long videos (plural!) of absolutely nothing but AI-generated naked bears. And they've disabled replies so people can't call them out on it anymore.

170

Reposted by Andy Anderjack

Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

The visual contrast here was appealing. I really love fall.

A deep green ivy bush, with an assortment of yellow and orange maple leaves loosely scattered on top of it.

051

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I mean, it's fine to like cigars. It's even fine to really *really* like cigars... But if every. single. last. solitary. thing you post is cigar-related, it gets really tedious. You have other interests besides cigars, don't you? I'd love to see those too.

040

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Me: "I think the people who designed the Hyundai Santa Fe were secretly pups." Them: "What makes you say that?" Me: "I mean look! 😂"

The rear end of a Hyundai Santa Fe driving on a Korean highway. The tail lights kinda look like dog bones.

180

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

In some alternative universe out there, the slang abbreviation of "blowjob" is "bloje", and I dunno, sometimes I find myself thinking about them. What's it like over there? How are they doing?

020

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Gays having the decency to not take dick pics while sitting on a toilet challenge (impossible, apparently 🤮)

030

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

There needs to be a "No! Nut November!" meme, along the same lines as the Lionel Hutz "No! Money down!" gag from The Simpsons.

020

Reposted by Andy Anderjack

Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Heads up: If you get an unexpected "Delivery Status Notification (Failure)" email, it's a phishing attempt. Don't open it. Don't download any attachments. Don't click any links inside. Just delete it. Read this article to learn more.

lifehacker.com

That Gmail Delivery Status Notification Is Probably a Scam

If you are getting delivery failure messages in your Gmail inbox, don't engage with them. Scammers are using mailer-daemon spam to spread malicious links.

022

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Who else is gonna be here? 🍆💦

The promotional event poster for Western Xposure in Fall 2025.

080

Reposted by Andy Anderjack

Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

A member of Congress just stole my shopping cart. How's *your* day going?

131

Reposted by Andy Anderjack

Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

When deejaying isn't paying the bills and you decide to just give up and go live on a farm... but a very small part of you holds onto the dream.

031

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Go visit my safe-for-work profile, where I'm posting a slow trickle of camping trip photos that are a month and a half old by now, oops. 😅

040

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Just came across a profile where someone got all huffy about strangers following them. "My profile literally says if you follow me and I don't know you, don't get offended if I block you", they said, "and yet I had to block a bunch of people for following me! The nerve!" ???

130

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

I was thinking about the hole I'm fucking tonight, and my pants suddenly got very uncomfortable.

A downward view of my erect penis poking out of the fly of my jeans.

An upward view of me sitting on a couch, fully clothed, with an erection poking out of the fly of my jeans.

31619

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Gay smut profiles that say "no women" in their bios are surprisingly common. And I just... don't get it. Imagine putting your naked pics online for the world to see, and then getting upset because you forgot that roughly half of the world is women. What do you think you're accomplishing?

270

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

I'll find an opportunity to share a dick pic or something soon. But in the meantime, more pics from my camping trip! Quote-posting here so it gets more eyes.

040

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Another non-porn post about my camping trip. Check it out!

050

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Sharing here because my non-porn Bluesky has basically no followers, and I'd like it if at least a few people saw my normal-life stuff. 😅

080

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Does anyone have a birthday present for me? 😘

A selfie with me laying in bed, naked and erect.

624713

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

I hope someday the gays will come up with a different thing to say when they post their haircut selfies. 😂

140

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Are Christians TRYING to be homoerotic?

A decal on a car. It says "HiM" in the upper half, and "I AM IN HIM" in the lower half.

1222

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

I hope the person riding a motor scooter around Portland while wearing a trans pride flag as a cape is having a good day.

060

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

"Hey stud! Are you big in EVERY way? 😉"

The book "Flirting With Alaska" by Belle Calhoune.

060

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Happy #FCF. Took these at the nude beach the other day. A guy noticed me playing with myself and asked me to fuck him. 😈

A close-up of my crotch with an erection.

A close-up of my hand around my erection.

61753

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

I just want someone to cuddle up to me, give me belly rubs, and fondle my balls while they have their face buried in my pit. Is that too much to ask? 🥺

3220

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Sorry to interrupt your porn. But the camas I'm giving to a friend has just started blooming, and I'm so jazzed and wanted to share!

070

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Just finished changing my oil, and greased my ball joints and tie rods. Now my hands are gonna look like this for a couple days... I wonder if Albolene would help. 🤔

050

Reposted by Andy Anderjack

Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

I have this brain worm that only gay people who use Linux will understand, and I have no one to share it with, and it's driving me up a wall, so I need to just let it out... YaST queen

1115

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

If I'm following you, and you flood my feed with so many reposts that I find myself wishing I could turn off reposts from you specifically... that's an unfollow.

140

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Can I ask people who identify as demisexual, or somewhere on that spectrum, to chime in? What does being demi mean for you? How did you figure out you were demi? Asking for... reasons. 👀

230

Reposted by Andy Anderjack

Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Me: "Why do I always struggle to put my thoughts into words?" My thoughts:

041

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

If you meant to do this but it slipped your mind, this is your reminder to do it now!

020

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

I keep getting new likes on that Tim Walz thing I posted a while ago. Every time, I'm like, "Oh yeah, Tim Walz, I remember him... He would have been so cool..." And I have to let out an exhausted, bitter sigh.

030

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Sometimes I cosplay as a gardener. I'm really excited to see this batch of camas bloom in a couple months.

090

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Happy #FCF! Here's a throwback to a recently busted nut that felt especially good.

A downward view of me holding my cum-covered cock after jacking off.

41093

Andy Anderjack @anderjack.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I like to think the people who see thirst trap photos and reply with "hooooot" are just enthusiastically playing out their owl fursona. (Or is it a feathersona? 🤷‍♂️)

190