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A.N. Conrad

@anconrad.bsky.social
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Aspiring author, victim of the ADHD procrastination problem, and total nerd. But at least I’m funny around 30% of the time. They/She My cats are the only Orange jerks I support.

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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
@team17.com what’ll take for you guys to consider adding a content warning on Friar Errol for the way he talks about food? The Eating Disorder recovery is making it tough to talk to him over here. Might have to make my fiancé play his portions.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
TERFs: we’re the only people that actually support women. TERFs the second a trans woman does anything: UM ACTUALLY, men are biologically superior to women so trans women are cheating at everything!! #transrights #terfsaredumb
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Makes sense! Well, if you’re interested, I know a newly engaged fan of yours (me) that would be happy to invite you to their wedding!
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
There is a non-zero chance that my fiancé and his friends are just gonna be a Dragon Ball watch party as a bachelor party if that makes a difference.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
@ifycomedy.com I have questions. 1. Are you still able to officiate weddings? 2. How would one go about convincing you to officiate their wedding?
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Check out the poetry book that my friend self-published on Amazon! Brittany is an amazing author and I hope some of you will check out her writing! (TW: dark themes and mentions of SH) Give Silent Echoes by Brittany Cheng a read! #booksky #authors #poetry #queerauthors #disabledauthors
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Trump’s anti-trans order stating that people are the sex they are at conception really solidifies that he should not be the person making decisions on this. Btw, everyone is female for a few weeks in embryo development. The Y chromosome doesn’t kick in right away. So welcome to womanhood, everyone.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Lord and lady Macbeth (I’m assigning Lady Macbeth to Musk)
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Hey, give me done of your favorite LGBT musicians! I need to check some new stuff out #musicrecs #lgbt
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Remember when I thought this would last at least 24 hours…
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You know, Elon’s “gesture” at the inauguration really isn’t surprising when you remember that he insists on using a diagnostic term coined by the Nazis for his autism. The whistles just aren’t for dogs anymore. #politics
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Well, at least with TikTok gone, I can maybe train my brain to stop just falling into adhd rabbit holes and actually do some work. Gotta fix my attention span.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
John, was this just an excuse for you to point out that they called you a “hot brunette”?
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Me, screaming loudly as I drop my post with exactly 0 likes back on my followers feeds: HEY DID YOU GUYS MISS THIS ONE? Did you see it? Meow?
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Have you ever read The Space Between Worlds by Micaiah Johnson? It’s a bit more on the Sci-Fi side, but the twists and drama are great and really fed on edge feeling that thrillers give. It also has a really interesting relationship subplot.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Goro has discovered a new hiding space (and his ability to open drawers himself) #cats
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Alright folks, I’m almost done reading through The Odyssey. What am I reading next? My top ideas are Anne of Green Gables, Heavenly Tyrant, or The Fruits Basket Manga. #reading #Booksky
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Trying to get my friends to proof read my writing shouldn’t be as hard as it is, but I blame how exhausting their retail jobs are. Capitalism is making writing harder for me, personally. #writing
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
“Cats are antisocial and hate people” I spent a month just sitting by my cat, minding my own business because he was too anxious for me to pet but I wanted him to get used to me. Now he routinely asks for snuggles every night before bed. Cats aren’t antisocial you just haven’t built trust. #cats
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
“The world nowadays sounds like the plot of a dystopian novel” yeah. That’s the point. Dystopian novels aren’t written to be distant concepts. They are meant to hit close to home because the authors want you to look around you. I’m not shocked.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
The bees were reminded that they have jobs and are doing their work so you can do yours. (Honestly tho ADHD medicine has worked wonders on my mental health. Having control over your own brain is a game changer)
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coopmike48 @coopmike48.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Also, it does not matter if he’s right about some things. The things he’s wrong about should be a deal breaker. This man is going to get people killed and we should not accept that because of his take on food dyes or whatever.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Hey what kind of omen is it that all of my friends are too sick to do New Year’s Eve stuff tomorrow? Should I be worried…??? #newyears
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I need a choreographed fight scene for six hundred strike with Pepe now
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Specialized doctors also do this when you’re experiencing a chronic condition.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Which muppet is Poseidon? Personally I see Miss Piggy as Calypso, and Kermit as Telemachus. But I need to know who Poseidon is
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I keep seeing ads for AI novel writing tech and like… you guys don’t have to write a book. If you don’t want to, that’s fine. Just do something else. #aihate #writing
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Idk if the girlboss fans can handle that, but I’m looking forward to it
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Yeah, cause he’s too fun and interesting.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Google searches at 3am: If cat love me then why suffocate me in my sleep? Cat serial killer? Why does my cat have the wettest nose? Why does cat shove his nose into my face at 3am? #cat
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.
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Daniel Rolph Author @danielrolphauthor.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Have I read all the books I own? No. Will I keep buying more while re-reading my favourites? Of course. My bookshelf, my rules.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Someone should study the “kid that hates naps to constantly exhausted adult” pipeline
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Ignore the typos in the draft 😅 it’s still in editing
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I can’t tell if you’re trying to humble your brother or praise how far he’s come… or both?
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Morrigan, the main character of my detective novel, learned a long time ago that people’s hobbies often told a lot about them. And sometimes the leftover proof of abandoned hobbies told even more. #writing #wip #wipsnips #writesky
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
When will my husband (my boyfriend that I live with) return from the war (his job working retail)? It has been ages (2 minutes), and I miss him dearly…
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Sam, I don’t know if anyone BESIDES BRENNAN could stay awake to watch the entire runtime of his response to that.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Mine is: Open WIP Write One sentence. Delete sentence. Watch YouTube and try to think of better sentence. Forget about writing. Just watch YouTube. Wait, wasn’t I trying to do something?
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Ngl, I usually narrow that down to favorite food or flower when I’m doing it so I don’t drive myself insane.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Ooo that’s fair. I think we can blame that one on Mr. Hates Progress Lovecraft letting his weird takes on other cultures seep into that trope. I think it’s just based on a lot of gross misunderstandings of less common belief systems, so I can see why it would give people the ick.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
#readers #authors what’s your least favorite trope of your favorite genre and why? I love mystery, but I hate the trope of detectives sleeping with victims that come to them for help. I think that one is too easy to write as gross on accident. #reading #writing #booksky
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Everyone that suggests I’m just out of shape owes me $10. DM me for my Venmo, bitch.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Hey #chronicpain community, how are we doing lately? I, personally, got no sleep last night because I was too sore from *checks notes* one push up. I wish I was making this up.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Mental illness and addiction is not an inherent death sentence or curse that makes people violent and dangerous and we as a society are failing if we’ve decided that these people are lost causes just because of that.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Side note: the reason that homeless people don’t just suddenly start succeeding the second they get housing is that we haven’t addressed the societal problems causing their issues. Like lack of accessible mental health care, healthcare issues leading them to “self medicate” for chronic pain, etc.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Elon says enough insane shit without us having to fake it, y’all. Like 1 hour ago, when he said “homeless” is a “propaganda word for violent drug addicts with severe mental illness.” Pulled that straight from his Twitter (which I only look at to fact check screenshots like this).
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I have learned from @hankgreen.bsky.social that you can just drop lore about a character boob size on social media and now I’m desperately hoping for a chance to do the same some day.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Damn. I thought everyone’s grandparents were too busy being tricked by AI generated images of soldiers or hot women!
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