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A.N. Conrad

@anconrad.bsky.social
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Aspiring author, victim of the ADHD procrastination problem, and total nerd. But at least I’m funny around 30% of the time. They/She My cats are the only Orange jerks I support.

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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
@team17.com what’ll take for you guys to consider adding a content warning on Friar Errol for the way he talks about food? The Eating Disorder recovery is making it tough to talk to him over here. Might have to make my fiancé play his portions.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
TERFs: we’re the only people that actually support women. TERFs the second a trans woman does anything: UM ACTUALLY, men are biologically superior to women so trans women are cheating at everything!! #transrights #terfsaredumb
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
@ifycomedy.com I have questions. 1. Are you still able to officiate weddings? 2. How would one go about convincing you to officiate their wedding?
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Check out the poetry book that my friend self-published on Amazon! Brittany is an amazing author and I hope some of you will check out her writing! (TW: dark themes and mentions of SH) Give Silent Echoes by Brittany Cheng a read! #booksky #authors #poetry #queerauthors #disabledauthors
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Trump’s anti-trans order stating that people are the sex they are at conception really solidifies that he should not be the person making decisions on this. Btw, everyone is female for a few weeks in embryo development. The Y chromosome doesn’t kick in right away. So welcome to womanhood, everyone.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Hey, give me done of your favorite LGBT musicians! I need to check some new stuff out #musicrecs #lgbt
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Remember when I thought this would last at least 24 hours…
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You know, Elon’s “gesture” at the inauguration really isn’t surprising when you remember that he insists on using a diagnostic term coined by the Nazis for his autism. The whistles just aren’t for dogs anymore. #politics
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Well, at least with TikTok gone, I can maybe train my brain to stop just falling into adhd rabbit holes and actually do some work. Gotta fix my attention span.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Me, screaming loudly as I drop my post with exactly 0 likes back on my followers feeds: HEY DID YOU GUYS MISS THIS ONE? Did you see it? Meow?
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Goro has discovered a new hiding space (and his ability to open drawers himself) #cats
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Alright folks, I’m almost done reading through The Odyssey. What am I reading next? My top ideas are Anne of Green Gables, Heavenly Tyrant, or The Fruits Basket Manga. #reading #Booksky
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Trying to get my friends to proof read my writing shouldn’t be as hard as it is, but I blame how exhausting their retail jobs are. Capitalism is making writing harder for me, personally. #writing
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
“Cats are antisocial and hate people” I spent a month just sitting by my cat, minding my own business because he was too anxious for me to pet but I wanted him to get used to me. Now he routinely asks for snuggles every night before bed. Cats aren’t antisocial you just haven’t built trust. #cats
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
“The world nowadays sounds like the plot of a dystopian novel” yeah. That’s the point. Dystopian novels aren’t written to be distant concepts. They are meant to hit close to home because the authors want you to look around you. I’m not shocked.
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coopmike48 @coopmike48.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Hey what kind of omen is it that all of my friends are too sick to do New Year’s Eve stuff tomorrow? Should I be worried…??? #newyears
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I keep seeing ads for AI novel writing tech and like… you guys don’t have to write a book. If you don’t want to, that’s fine. Just do something else. #aihate #writing
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Google searches at 3am: If cat love me then why suffocate me in my sleep? Cat serial killer? Why does my cat have the wettest nose? Why does cat shove his nose into my face at 3am? #cat
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.
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Daniel Rolph Author @danielrolphauthor.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Have I read all the books I own? No. Will I keep buying more while re-reading my favourites? Of course. My bookshelf, my rules.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Someone should study the “kid that hates naps to constantly exhausted adult” pipeline
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Morrigan, the main character of my detective novel, learned a long time ago that people’s hobbies often told a lot about them. And sometimes the leftover proof of abandoned hobbies told even more. #writing #wip #wipsnips #writesky
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
When will my husband (my boyfriend that I live with) return from the war (his job working retail)? It has been ages (2 minutes), and I miss him dearly…
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
#readers #authors what’s your least favorite trope of your favorite genre and why? I love mystery, but I hate the trope of detectives sleeping with victims that come to them for help. I think that one is too easy to write as gross on accident. #reading #writing #booksky
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Hey #chronicpain community, how are we doing lately? I, personally, got no sleep last night because I was too sore from *checks notes* one push up. I wish I was making this up.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I have learned from @hankgreen.bsky.social that you can just drop lore about a character boob size on social media and now I’m desperately hoping for a chance to do the same some day.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
For anyone wondering why I’m choosing to write detective novels: I have a degree in forensic science but considering it to the NYPD three days to find a backpack that was left in purpose, I would get fired from law enforcement. Turns out it’s frowned upon to call coworkers useless morons.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Did you know that you can see a report and analysis of murderers committed within New York City here: www.nyc.gov/site/nypd/st... I would love to see the cost and time breakdown of how much time went into investigating these vs the death of Brian Thompson.
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Reports - Homicide Report - NYPD
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Anyone have any #books that they’re really excited for the release of? Personally I can’t wait for Heavenly Tyrant by @xiranjayzhao.bsky.social but I’d love to hear about more!
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Any #authors have any advice on self publishing? And for getting people excited and interested in your book? #writing #books
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Book idea (simplified version of the book I’m writing): What if Sherlock Holmes and Moriarty were lesbians? #readingcommunity
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Cheesepuff just fell off of the dining table and now he’s mad at me for putting my reusable grocery bags in the table. #catupdate
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Why aren’t we making technology do the shit I hate doing? Screw generative AI that makes “art” or “music”. Where’s my free trial of a robot that cleans the snow off of my car?
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
What famous author wants to emotionally and financially adopt me so I can get #writing industry nepo baby status? /j
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
This is what my cat, Cheesepuff, does when I’m trying to work. He gets mad if I don’t let him climb on me and just squeak meows until I give in. #cats
Person sitting in office chair in home office with orange cat laying across the back of their neck.Person in home office holding an orange cat to their chest. The cat is high on their chest and is leaning into the person’s face.Person in office chair with headset on. Orange cat is sleeping across one of their shoulders with his head peaking out behind the person’s.Orange cat sleeping in person’s chest. Cat is curled up into a ball and held up by the person’s hand.
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A.N. Conrad @anconrad.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Me: I should probably work on my novel. I’ve been meaning to write more. Also me: you know what? I haven’t just sat playing rimworld for hours since yesterday! I should fix that!
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