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How do I turn this brain off?

@ancientscooter.bsky.social
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I'm here for distraction. Following limited news orgs (if I can even find any reliable sources anymore), so if you post/re-post news go away! Atheist (follow the TST), Liberal, dad (humans, dogs & cats), scooter rider. Love movies and music. LGTBQIA ally.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/10/2026
Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting theonion.com/somersaulting-rfk-jr-e…
Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
But, like I'm a lawyer because I told that guy once that he didn't have to pay the fine from a red light camera.
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Wilderness Girls
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“Sauve qui peut”. This is a French phrase that translates literally to something like "save yourself who's able/can" and roughly equates to “run for your life!” or “every man for himself!”, indicating a chaotic or dangerous situation/stampede. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a shorthaired tabby kitten appearing to burst through a sheet of white paper in a dark frame. Text at the bottom reads “sauve qui peut”.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There were some great spiders at Mitchell Lake Audubon Center this morning. Loved catching the mom with her egg sac.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Scorpio: Your impressive ability to stand out in a crowd will really wow them at the police lineup.
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Record Kicks @recordkicks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
OUT TODAY! Listen to Calibro 35’s new album “Ellroy vs L.A.”, the original soundtrack of the documentary of the same name by Francesco Zippel on noir writer Ellroy. Very last copies of the ltd RK exclusive Clear Blue LP available here: recordkicks.lnk.to/ELLROYvsLA #outnow #calibro35
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This thing I found in a parking lot loves couch time. She's a master at "you move, you lose".
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The cat distribution system works in mysterious ways!
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You won't think less of me if I fold like a paper bag after taking that first hit right? It's OK to run away while I intervene, just promise you'll come back with help.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's too stupid to realize DC is part of the US. That's why it's safe for criminals there.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just taught mine how to throat punch, eye gouge (gotta reach for that brain!), and the correct way to hit a man in the testicles. Also, that almost anything can be used for stabbing.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Time for Over The Garden Wall!
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Over The Garden Wall: Pumpkin People Gathering
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of the best scares ever!
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Exorcist Hospital Hallway Chase
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just found it on DVD for $5 last month. Haven't seen it in years.
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Laughs in Graboid Meme - Bad Movies Rule Bmr
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If they can't send a profile or answers to vote411 you should ask why.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ojai is preparing for the war against AI by swatting the vacuum bot. I suspect she has also been putting her toys in it's path to jam the brush so it stops working. I get the notices, and have to move it to the base when I get home.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why are you giving her any attention? Let her disappear like Rush did, we shouldn't care what she has to say.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So you're going to go after the NFL and the owners right? Wasn't it ultimately their decision to allow this to happen?
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh no, now the military will have to pay billions to replace them with another useless plane. Someone will get rich off of this.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My Walmart has started carrying Ginger Soothie on the juice aisle. Just ginger and turmeric, and I don't know what I'm going to do when they inevitably stop stocking it.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Are you alright?
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Who Hurt You Tell Mama Who Hurt You
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Our government has removed protection for Mountain Lions so they can be killed, and they won't do anything to save the Ocelot here in South Texas. No, we. We need to keep this species as far away from the US as possible.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Where's my ban button?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yep a snip and a tuck, kid didn't even know what happened to them.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Didn't he already do this once and lost? Just another distraction and waste of our time and money.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is all basically the plot for The Last Boy Scout. All we're waiting for now is the opening where Billy Cole pulls his weapon and shoots the opponents. The Last Boy Scout - Wikipedia share.google/hK82iItNILZ1...
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The Last Boy Scout - Wikipedia
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No, no, no it's caused by the other war he promised he would end on day 1 but did absolutely nothing about. It can't be caused by the needless war he started!
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah but have you heard about Sharia law? And that mayor of New York. Do you really want people like him making our lives better!? We totally destroyed the nuke Iran didn't have, yep so much safer!
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That's soooo god. Helped someone find their car keys this morning, but bombs falling on civilians are definitely someone else's problem. You're the best bro!
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Y'all are giving MAGA voters way too much credit. These are the people that applaud not getting benefits just to own the Libs.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My cat needs a little friend so she isn't lonely (she's too small for vax, we're working on it). Looks like we need to take a road trip to Bolivia to fix that.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It used to be better before the chain got bought out by an equity firm. Now it's garbage like the rest.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They haven't done anything even when in session. King Shitzindiaper just does everything by EO and no one stops it.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think she's forgiven me for getting her fixed and chipped.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I did not know this existed. Now my cat and I are going to have to get a tree this year.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What's your take on "A Classic Horror Story" (2021). Not as good as your top 10, but one of my recent favorites from Italy.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah, I don't want soft, soggy veggies either.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Mitch under my bed...
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Went to Old Tunnel State Park to see the bats leaving for their nightly hunt tonight. This site houses about 3 million bats.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I finally saw my rescue cat drinking from her fountain this morning, I've been leaving a regular bowl of water out until I knew she would use the fountain. So I understand your victory.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
IYKYK.
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Leislie Nielsen Condom Safe Sex
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not economically viable.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's my ADHD. If I don't eat it when it's fresh, I'm never going to finish it. Food sensitivity limits what I will eat as leftovers, so I have to get it all in there before my stomach knows it's full.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yeah but you have a slight advantage, like insider trading. You have the equipment at home to practice on, I have to hope someone else will allow me to use theirs to figure it out.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah I have ADHD myself, I know it can be hard. So I always tried to give those that needed it the space they wanted. I know most people on self checkout didn't care, but I tried to help those that needed it.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Some of us are.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Didn't you read the fine print? You can only get the $5000 in Melania or Trump crypto. Or he's going to send you a note thanking you for your donation to his arch.
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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I immediately thought of the ice cream vendors when I saw your Peanuts post.
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