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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ojai is preparing for the war against AI by swatting the vacuum bot. I suspect she has also been putting her toys in it's path to jam the brush so it stops working. I get the notices, and have to move it to the base when I get home.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think she's forgiven me for getting her fixed and chipped.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Went to Old Tunnel State Park to see the bats leaving for their nightly hunt tonight. This site houses about 3 million bats.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Ojai is home. She hid initially but joined me on the couch for pets. She was pregnant, it was addressed. This is the part that the cat distribution system neglects to tell you, that free parking lot cat can be expensive!

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My free parking lot cat is getting spayed today. The doctor called to confirm she is pregnant, so they wanted approval to terminate (yes), and it's causing her to be anemic so they want to keep her overnight. DO NOT F- ME OVER UNIVERSE!!!

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Well crap. If anyone needs me I'll be hanging out on my couch with Lady Ojai watching DVDs!

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Some pictures from my walk this morning. Those aren't eggs on the damselfly, those are water mites. I would have missed the mantis, but there was some interesting lichen on the same tree. All in all a quality walk.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I picked up Lady Ojai this morning and stepped out the back door to let her see the back yard. She freaked out, clawed her way up my shoulder, jumped back into the house and hid. So I guess it's safe to say she won't be running away, like ever.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

She has an eye infection so I have to put drops in them. Apparently, this is where she goes when she's mad and doesn't want to see me. She just doesn't quite fit, so that paw is always sticking out.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Hanging out at the vet for Ojai's first visit. This absolutely beautiful beast came to let me pet it, I have been chosen!

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

With the help of construction here in San Antonio, I was able to make a 15 minute drive in just under 45 minutes this morning! For the low, low price of a tank of gas I can teach you my secret!

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

She came out from under the bed thus morning. She's so skinny, but we'll work on that. Goes to the vet Monday. Meet Lady Penumbra Ojai, or Ojai for short. She was being vocal when I was getting ready for work, so she earned a half scoop of dry food in her bowl.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The cat I kidnapped from the parking lot at work disappeared this morning. I couldn't find it for an hour. I finally started playing momma cat sounds over my speakers and I saw it under this little table. I know I looked under there! How do they do that!?

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The cat distribution system keeps sending me voids. Found this one wandering around the parking lot at work, didn't have any gear so I just had to grab it. Lost a slice of flesh on my pinky, but I couldn't just leave it. No more streets for you little one!

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I just spent 30 minutes at the store trying to pick a caulk. Executive dysfunction blows. There should be an ADHD hotline we can call for someone to just tell us to get the one that's in our hand and stop overthinking it.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I feel like I have all the ingredients to be happy, but I just don't have the recipe to put it all together to actually be happy.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Last night was a good night out with the TG7, there were a lot of spiders and toads and a surprise appearance by a scorpion (which was being consumed by Velvet Mites). You can see the babies on the back of the mom, and she's devouring a cricket.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Tonight on my walk, I was threatened by this chunky scorpion, and I watched a toad poop. I never knew that's what toad poop looked like.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

What do you do when your date cancels on you? Assemble that Lego set you've been staring at for months.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Found this guy at work asking where all the local single ladies hung out.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Nebula is home with me finally. Home where it belongs!

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

My new home was pre-wired for internet. However, even though I've activated service there is still a $100 charge for a tech to come out to "activate" the port. Are all businesses just inherently evil now?

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Oh, so you're closing on your house and moving in today? How about torrential rain, let's just close some of those streets and make this easy for you...

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I don't close on my house until the 15th, but they told me I can go in and take pictures/measurements. So I brought my Bluetooth speakers and am just sitting in my future bedroom listening to my music. This is a good moment.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

BREAKING: The Hee Haw All Jug Band have announced they are pulling out of the Freedom 250 concert.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Well today was my last day in the house. All the cats and the dog slept in the room with me last night. I gave them all hugs and kisses before I left this morning, and a special message for each of them. This is the worst part of my divorce.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I never in my wildest dreams imagined this happening. Stormy and Shanelle this close together and not yelling at each other. Swoon 💖💖💖

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

The face of a little guy that has no idea he's getting up early tomorrow for his deballification procedure. Snip, snip little dude. Welcome to the club, it's mandatory for ALL males in this household. Well I didn't get mine removed, but there was a snip!

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Took Italian Slider to the vet today for his pre-snip bloodwork... not a good day to be there. Several pets brought in for triage, I broke when a man walked in carrying a box. Praise to the people that work there and help us through these times.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I was really, really late getting home from work yesterday. All my animals were starving and so happy to see me. I apologetically filled their bowls... then I found the note from my daughter that they had already been fed. The punks lied to me!

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Well I took my final ride on my little Yamaha XMax. Took it to the shop for consignment. Just not using it enough since I got the Piaggio. The Yamaha always feels so wild when I ride it, it's definitely more sporty. I hope you find a good home Smoke!

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I just need the rain to stay away until Sunday. I have a ticket to see Ikebe Shakedown on Saturday. If successful, I will have seen my 3 favorite bands in the last 6 months.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

The brothers allowed the temporary brother to hang out with them at the open window today. It's getting hard to remember he's just a foster, we DO NOT need a 5th cat!

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Had to snap a quick pick of the post-storm sky on the way to the vet this morning.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Just what every rider wants to see. Fortunately they stopped in just enough time that I was able to swerve around the front!

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

After a week on meds, Italian Slider's RBC count has improved. In another week we go back and check his blood again, and if it's better we can talk about getting him snipped and chipped!

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Got Italian Slider into the vet. They think he's about a year old, little small for his age. Going to look at his webbed toes to determine if it causes him discomfort. But he's just chillin' on the counter.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Saw an injured cat in the Walmart parking lot while I was on lunch. Fortunately it wanted to share my lunch meat, so it was easy to apprehend. I'll take Italian Slider to the vet in the morning.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Me: We try to not eat in the (company) car so it doesn't smell. 2 hours later, new guy: I'm just going to keep the door open and eat this food in the backseat so it doesn't smell. SMDH

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

There are two cats in this photo. Guess they want me to turn the temperature up.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Remember when Senator Kelly reminded troops that they can reject illegal orders? We cannot count on their conscience if it ever comes to hurting people here at home. This is why many founding fathers were opposed to having a standing army.

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

New job. Time to get back on the ADHD meds. Got responsibilities now, can't just be winging it.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/12/2025

Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer theonion.com/grandchildren-politely…

Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer

Kids Say They’re Okay Without Tale From Director Of ‘The Fly’

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Toast with cream cheese and raspberry jalapeño jam. Snacking good tonight!

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How do I turn this brain off? @ancientscooter.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

First day of production at the new job. Training was about a month long. Don't have to be at work until 1, but my stupid brain is still on the training schedule so of course it woke me up at 6am. Guess who's going to need a hit of caffeine in a few hours!

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