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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Seems to be the pattern…

AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Earlier this month, Trump's State Department ordered the nation's public libraries to stop processing passport applications. Trump wants you to have ID to vote. Also, he doesn't want you to have ID. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

My favorite of Trump's recent trade deals was when he traded his golf ball that landed in the sand trap for the one his caddy threw down.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Reagan gave us trickle-down economics, and Trump is giving us trickle-down psychopathy.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Roger Stone just called me "retarded" for pointing out that he's riding the coattails of a pervert, in case you're wondering how things are going over on Twitter.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

It's so cute that men were once afraid women would replace them in the workforce in jobs that required their manly intellect. Ha ha. We have robots for that now.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Independence Day felt so authentic. Mostly because the country is going to have indentured servants again, just like in 1776.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

I don't usually give advice, but here's some: If you ever see Tom Homan coming toward you with a shovel in his hand, RUN LIKE THE WIND.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Karen asks to see the manager to complain about the unacceptable quality of the drinks offered by this shoddy establishment.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Donald Trump is making enemies so fast, I'm worried that $1 trillion won't be enough for the defense budget.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

America is learning the hard way that not all psychopaths are masterminds.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

People need to stop making fun of Dan Bongino for getting man-grappled by an "incredibly talented" expert. Yes, he was left with "swelling," but that's a perfectly natural reaction to all the friction.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

My dream date is me, Tom Homan, a shovel and a bag of quick lime for a ride to the New Jersey pine barrens, where we bury a body, and then we go to a tattoo parlor and get each other's names inked onto our lower backs. ❤️

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Tom Homan seems like the kind of guy whose enemies disappear just when the concrete is being poured at a nearby construction site.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Just checking in to make sure I'm not getting any traction here. Looks good.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

If you're worried that the guy from The Apprentice is fucking up the economy, you can relax. The guy from Shark Tank has an idea.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Trump's propaganda machine is blasting out fart clouds of nonsense 24/7 and his cult is inhaling with a joyous frenzy. It's so utterly depressing.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Fortunately for everyone living through Trump's trade wars, liquor is still made in America.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Have these bastards even said "thank you"?

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Pete Hegseth looks like the sound it makes when you walk in wet sneakers.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Donald Trump is trying to grab Greenland by the pussy.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Starting to think the kompromat Putin has on Trump is the result of Trump's IQ test.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Pretty soon, Donald Trump's wall will be keeping people in instead of out.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Donald Trump is fixing our broken immigration system — by turning the United States into a place no one wants to be.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

When is Trump going to put a tariff on adult diapers?

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

People compare Trump to Hitler, but that's ridiculous. He's way dumber.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Who cares that Elon Musk is a ketamine-snorting billionaire who stays up late, retweeting sordid clickbait from over a decade ago? It's not like he's ruining people's lives or anything.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

MAGA wanted America first and instead they got Trump first, and I swear to God, those idiots can't tell the difference yet.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Speaking of cheaper groceries, how's everybody liking the free shit sandwich DOGE is serving?

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Terrible news for MAGAs: Trump wants to make English our official language.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Donald Trump and I have something in common. Neither one of us wants him to be the president.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Do you wish you could live in a hell of your own making? Ask your doctor if Algorithmz might be right for you.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

The only business Trump truly understands is show business.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

What amazes me most about JD Vance is how he manages to be wildly dangerous yet incredibly boring at the same time. Very few people can do that.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Let's call it The Gulf of Who Gives a Shit, Trump Is Letting Musk Destroy America Right Now

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

I can't wait for this class war to start. My pitchfork hand is tingling.

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Let's call it The Gulf Between the Rich and the Poor Is Expanding Under Trump. Or is that too long to fit on the map?

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AmysGotBirds @amysgotbirds.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

I don't get how people think billionaire Elon Musk doesn't care about money. That's exactly what he cares about. It's like saying a fashionista doesn't care about dresses because she already has a hundred dresses. Honey, that fashionista wants *more* dresses.

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