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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I keep reflecting about a year ago. Earlier I was remembering riding the train home from the Seahawks game and everyone was streaming the Mariners and Cal hit a home run. What a season. 😭 Such a contrast from this year.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Oh, she’s had an entire month. She’s lazy and successfully getting me to pick up slack. 🙄 I already balanced it for her this morning. She’s just scared bc she had to send it way up the leadership chain and doesn’t want to get her work returned (again!).

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My coworker sent an insane spreadsheet for me to review and give feedback on at 4:30 today. Sorry, lady, I’m not opening that until Tuesday bc off Monday.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yes. Be a quiet billionaire please. We are begging you. 🙏

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m glad I took my meds this morning. 😅

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Are they? I’m not sure yet. 🤣😅

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just what we planned. 😅go hawks. 😅

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just found out there are three Seahawks Sounder trains to and from the Sound Sound again and I cannot be happier. 🙏

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How dare they make us feel things. 😭

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They really are! Get some really good enzyme spray to neutralize the odor while you figure it out. 😅

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Expensive meds were prescribed that she also refused. Finally she decided to eat. She’s still grumpy and weird and we are out $$$$. 😅🤣 Good luck! ❤️

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Later when we got a new kitten, she stopped eating. We honestly thought she was dying. To the vet again and the vet said sometimes cats refuse food in protest and it can literally kill them within a day or two.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I love cats, but they can really be insane. Ours did this because she was mad, I think. We brought her to the vet for it and there was nothing wrong. She stopped once our son stopped staying over with his dogs so often.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sorry, Ticketmaster has locked your account due to suspicious activity and multiple login attempts.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Last season you could at least buy a box of them separately.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have lots of Mariners issues this season, but the special ticket giveaways are high on my list of insignificant things that piss me off. My conspiracy is that they are a deal made with Ticketmaster as a concession due to flex plan members being able to avoid fees. 100% not buying those tickets.😡

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sadly, no. We had the Amazon Cop one and it was great…except for obvious reasons. We replaced it with Eufy because the videos are all saved locally instead of being uploaded to whoever, but it doesn’t catch wildlife like the old one.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You got something on your jersey - me to every Cardinal player

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

He’s like 30, so he knows everything obviously…except the actual HOA rules.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It’s hilarious bc he owns a junk removal business and, I swear to god, often parks THREE massive trailers with his business logo on them on the sidewalks on our streets. Sometimes with an extension cord from his house to a trailer on the other side of the street. Like, that’s an actual issue! 🤣

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The people renting the house next door to mine threatened to reporting us to the HOA for parking on the street on our side yard bc it “passes their property line.” Try learning about public easements asshole. Or ask the person who you’re renting from for the covenants. 🤣 (also HOA’s are stupid)

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’ve grown four humans and omg. Parasites. 😅 I love them, but pregnancy is a lot on a body.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I mean, you are correct. They should try to learn a bit about how a human grows inside the host human.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just confirmed this with my son who was at the game.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Arod was the youngster on the Mariners when I birthed my third son who was named Alex after said ball-player. I guess I was also a child. 🤣

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Imagine my surprise to find that Alex Rodriguez, a literal child in my mind, is only two short years younger than I am. 🤣

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Right! They are mostly barely formed adults on a way-too-big stage! I posted a bit ago about my own son seeing Colt Emerson in a quiet bar a day or two after his injury…turned away from the TV his team was playing on. It’s gotta be so tough and it’s so sad to watch sometimes.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I just laughed at myself a bit realizing that my own boys are actually on the older end of the Mariners and maybe closer to baseball retirement age at 28 and 30. 🤣 Oh, well, time flies.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It’s honestly so hard. My boys played baseball and are in the same age group as our Mariners boys, so I feel very motherly toward them…it’s hard to see them struggle just like it was watching my own boys. The victories are so sweet and that’s why we keep tuning in. 😭🔱

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m Amy,a Seattle Mariners fan, and at the demise of the 2026 season, I want to be sure to mention that your posts over the season have been lovely. So nice to see a little optimism and kindness toward the team that ultimately ended up a disappointment…but, you made an attempt to enjoy!

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

No, they just want to horde money and power and destroy everything else.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My daughter just read “girl, your stylist is a mole paid for by Aaron Rodgers.” 🤣

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’ve caught up a bit and I may be too old to comment on the unusual outfit choice. 😅

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You just helped me remember I’m behind bc had to rewind/pause for my daughter. 🤣

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ok…what are we doing here? First The Bear and now Widow’s Bay? Does the word comedy mean nothing? Both shows were great but there was very little humor in The Bear and Widow’s Bay was so scary I had to stop the show and watch with my husband. 😅

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The issue with the song was that it was corny or something, but that’s what the 7th inning stretch is! And Louie Louie is also extremely corny.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Maybe the Mariners are being punished for removing the Macklemore song from the seventh inning stretch. I complained about the song for a bit, but the choice of Macklemore was proven correct by two years of that awful Louie Louie remix.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I told her that! Sorry, girl, this is the inheritance you’ve been given. Sorry you’re not a nepo-baby, but our legacy is being annually disappointed by the Seattle Mariners. The cycle cannot be broken. 😞

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My daughter became a Mariners fan for the first time last season (the rest of us have been long-time fans). So heartbreaking that she had to witness this current disaster after being so enamored.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I turned 28 on 9/12 which is insane. I was younger that 3/4 of my children. Which is crazy because I can’t be turning more than 40 tomorrow?

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My husband worked for the Wall Street Journal on 9/11. I just pulled this news press thing (I don’t know what it’s called) from the 9/12 printing to show my 2001 baby. Crazy stuff.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My daughter and I discussing this being the most punchable face possible. Only rivaled currently by Dan Wilson. 😅

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I just remembered that the federal courthouse in Seattle has several 1776 flags decorating its outside walls. It feels weird? I get the 250 years thing, but it was never an official flag was it? And it doesn’t represent most states?

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