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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m glad I took my meds this morning. 😅

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just what we planned. 😅go hawks. 😅

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just found out there are three Seahawks Sounder trains to and from the Sound Sound again and I cannot be happier. 🙏

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have lots of Mariners issues this season, but the special ticket giveaways are high on my list of insignificant things that piss me off. My conspiracy is that they are a deal made with Ticketmaster as a concession due to flex plan members being able to avoid fees. 100% not buying those tickets.😡

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You got something on your jersey - me to every Cardinal player

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ok…what are we doing here? First The Bear and now Widow’s Bay? Does the word comedy mean nothing? Both shows were great but there was very little humor in The Bear and Widow’s Bay was so scary I had to stop the show and watch with my husband. 😅

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Maybe the Mariners are being punished for removing the Macklemore song from the seventh inning stretch. I complained about the song for a bit, but the choice of Macklemore was proven correct by two years of that awful Louie Louie remix.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My husband worked for the Wall Street Journal on 9/11. I just pulled this news press thing (I don’t know what it’s called) from the 9/12 printing to show my 2001 baby. Crazy stuff.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I just remembered that the federal courthouse in Seattle has several 1776 flags decorating its outside walls. It feels weird? I get the 250 years thing, but it was never an official flag was it? And it doesn’t represent most states?

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It’s good the Seahawks won bc otherwise I would not be able to stomach all of this Rams worship.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Not much I want more than the Mariners making me regret not buying post season ticket strips for the first time in four years. 🙏

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The Seattle Mariners: Not a Fun Time -the series

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Ahh, but also if you want to learn the skill of fishing, make sure you’re prepared to pay for lessons plus interest for your entire lifetime probably!

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My manager changed her email font to bold, purple cursive so I guess I need to quit my job. 😑

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I fear my mental health is depending far too much of the Seattle Seahawks. 😅 Last year every win…up until the last, felt like a bonus. This year I have, expectations. 😂

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The Seattle Mariners, who have tortured us since March, should let us have Geno Suarez as a little treat. 🤙

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dear Grim Reaper: I hear the third time is the charm. You know what to do next.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

JESUS CHRIST PICK ANOTHER FUCKING 80 YEAR OLD. LET US HELP YOU!!! 😭😡

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’ve been trying to buy tickets to a game through our season ticket account with the Mariners for two days and Ticketmaster won’t let me because they keep flagging my account for suspicious activity. We have shown ID and faces and they say it might take THREE DAYS for them to allow purchases.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Always taking the wrong 80 year old. 😭

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

FYI, after naming our kitten Cali after Cal Raleigh in January, I was hesitant to share about our new baby, Rosie, who we named after Randy Arozarena when she joined our family on August 1. Say hello to our fierce little girl who everyone just adores. 😍

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Fucking Seattle Mariners. (Complimentary) 😍

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This is so funny to me bc once my husband got drunk at a game and got a custom Dee Gordon jersey made and he’s going to the game today. Huge missed opportunity to wear a jersey he had MAYBE worn once. 😂

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

My husband bought tickets to the Mariners game on Saturday and even Ticketmaster couldn’t believe it so they made him pass a fraud check. 🤣

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My daughter is extremely offended by the score bug on her phone. 🤣

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Ketel Marte wasn’t taken by ICE?

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Headache from trying to tell Donovan to challenge that pitch.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Just learned our baby cat is a basketball fan. 😍

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

You guys…my son watched the Mariners game at the small restaurant where his girlfriend works. And guess who was there eating dinner and not watching the game at all? Young Colt Emerson. 😂

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I just hope the 2026 Seahawks are again planning to soothe the pain and scars from a heartbreaking Mariners season. 🙏💙💚🏈

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Part of me wants to turn on the mariners game, but the part of me that prioritizes mental health does not.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Reporting my coworker to HR for stealing my water.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Well, I’m back from PT and it was in fact less painful than this game.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

“What in the world is going on with Cal Raleigh?” a question that weighs on all of our minds…including Cal, I imagine.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Doing something I’m bound to regret. (Watching Seattle Mariners baseball)

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Going to have to add “Dan Wilson” to my blocked phrases.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I’m glad we have Hard Knocks to turn on. 😅

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Absolutely dying over Cal Raleigh liking my son’s crying emoji on a hopeful Mariners/Ted Lasso crossover Tim Tok. Cal is one of us. 🤣😭😍 GOMS I guess. 🤣

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I saw someone calling Mariners fans who might boo Alex Rodriguez “bad fans” and I’m a grown adult who literally named my newborn baby after ARod in 1998, so I’ll react to him however I choose. 😅

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

My son suggested Stefen Romero throw out the first pitch tonight in an attempt to restart the Mariners. ⚾️🤣🔱

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Last night I had a dream that my house was on fire. I called 911 and had to listen to a bunch of ads before being connected to dispatch and then they sent a fire fighter ahead of the firetruck to collect a payment. This is how it currently feels to be a human living in the United States.

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I’m the same age as Ichiro and I bet he just wanted to go home and get in bed. 😴

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Amy (Depraved Moron) @amybryner.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

This is more fun than I expected. 🔱⚾️🔱

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