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Amy Hates Football

@amybryner.bsky.social
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Antiracist and antifascist. Pro-democracy. Middle-aged Swiftie. Seattle sportsball. Binge watching clever television. Reading banned books. Pineapple on pizza. Family.

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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My daughter just sent this from home. 🤣
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My husband worked for the Wall Street Journal on 9/11. I just pulled this news press thing (I don’t know what it’s called) from the 9/12 printing to show my 2001 baby. Crazy stuff.
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Crossover.
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
FYI, after naming our kitten Cali after Cal Raleigh in January, I was hesitant to share about our new baby, Rosie, who we named after Randy Arozarena when she joined our family on August 1. Say hello to our fierce little girl who everyone just adores. 😍
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is so funny to me bc once my husband got drunk at a game and got a custom Dee Gordon jersey made and he’s going to the game today. Huge missed opportunity to wear a jersey he had MAYBE worn once. 😂
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My daughter is extremely offended by the score bug on her phone. 🤣
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just learned our baby cat is a basketball fan. 😍
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Football with my little bestie.
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Reporting my coworker to HR for stealing my water.
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Baseball season is over, so on to football. 😅🤣
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Baseball. If we lose, are we Canadian?
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I made cakes.
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The people renting the house next to mine have put up this horror. The only thing that is worse than how it looks is that it sounds like living next to a data center must sound. My quiet backyard now sounds like a fucking factory. 😡 They’ve had it running nonstop for 24hrs so far…no end in sight. 😡
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Random person here laughing out loud at this photo response. 🤣😍 We agree, though!
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The Mariners are disappointing, but I made a (Tom Cruise) coconut Bundt care inspired by watching Hacks and it is a grand slam.
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
What a game. What an (annoying) team. 🔱
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
First ice cream game of the season.
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Got my sign for the game. I’m not artistic enough to draw two grown ass baseball players shaking hands in an attempt to fix the vibes. 😅🙏
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
What is this moisture? 😅🌧️⚾️
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Found this remnant of the 2025 Mariners season in my stadium bag. 😍 #openingday
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I just realized we watched USA v Canada in Phoenix three years ago today. All four of us remembered watching USA v Great Britain until five minutes ago when I saw these photos. 🤣
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It’s always a good time for cat photos, right? Here’s my baby kitten Cali Raleigh who has grown quite a bit since her last Bluesky appearance.
Tuxedo kitten with a light pink collar sitting proudly on the back of a chair looking at you with judgment in her eyes. Tuxedo kitten sitting upright propped up by white bed pillows and sound asleep like an adult man who has fallen asleep watching television. Her head is falling to her chest and she’s holding a yellow feathered toy in her lap.
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
It ended like this. 😍🤣
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
lol
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Parading with one million of our closest friends!
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Parading with one million of our closest friends!
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
11 years ago today. Hoping for better results seven days from now. 💙💚
A cheerleading team in a pyramid formation on stage. In the foreground a cell phone being held up playing the fateful end of the Super Bowl when the Seattle Seahawks made the grave mistake of not letting Marshawn Lynch run the ball.
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I’ll let you know in a few hours.
In a crowd of Seahawks fans an obnoxious religion pusher with a megaphone and a sign that asks “are you right with god?”
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
It’s my daughter’s 25th birthday, so I baked her a cake. 😅🤣
Rectangle cake with white icing and pink candles. The cake has a close up image of Leonardo DiCaprio’s face and says “Nooo don’t turn 25 you’re so sexy aha” and is the same image as used on Sabrina Carpenter’s 25th birthday cake.
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Kitty making good use of the tread. 🤣
A black and white kitten standing on her hind legs on a treadmill grabbing at a pink feather cat toy. The background is a white cabinet with various plants on it.
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Saw this leaving my unincorporated Pierce County neighborhood today.
A red stop sign on a suburban street corner with “ice” spray painted creating a “stop ice” message.
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Just a sweet dog who was not consulted about getting a new baby and continues to protest. 😅
Woman in a white Seahawks sweatshirt holding a black and white kitten while a sad small, fluffy black and white dog protests the baby.
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Everything is terrible, but new baby kitty secured! 😍
Black and white kitten on a furry beige blanket.
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
A photo of a leafy green plant in an antique horseradish crock sitting on a grey table. There is a sticker on the crock that says “fuck ice.” Above the plant is a framed Maya Angelou quote.
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Getting ready to ring in the new year eastern time zone style. 😅🎉
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Was it Boxing Day a few years ago? I don’t remember, but we got our kids tickets as gifts and went to Seattle with them. My husband and I watched the game in a bar. They’re little babies here, but at least two of them were old enough that they snuck to a pot shop after we left them. 😡🤣
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Randomly looking at ballpark photos and my god this game (you know the one…the very last home game) was just wonderful. What an absolute joy to attend with my family (minus the navy kid) and the people in Edgar’s. 2025 fell just short, but what a season we shared with the Seattle Mariners. 😭😍
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I just saw one of those cute videos where shelter dogs each chose one toy from a pile of people are all “dogs are so selfless!” I’m telling you that one of my dogs would horde all of the toys and growl at any dog trying to choose one. She’s sweet to me, but selfish af. 😅🤣
A sweet but selfish small black dog with a white face and chest and wet from being outside on the rain.
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
More theater. 😍
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Doing culture again. 🌽
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Was extremely disappointed this morning to see this photo of my son ten years ago today. How dare he wear that hat in public. 😒🤣
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Celebrating this game going on forever with dodgers/jays colored ice cream sandwich.
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Wondering if I’m going to have to go door to door to give away my candy. 😅🌧️
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
No sports today, just culture. 😉 #chicagothemusical
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Pumpkin cake for breakfast since summer is officially over.
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Back on my bullshit (the Seattle Mariners) before the Seahawks game. 😅🙏
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Amy Hates Football @amybryner.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Celebrating yesterday, protesting today.
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