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the red menace

@amstar.bsky.social
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noisy and chaotic, unenthusiastic American in NC she/her

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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Of all the "Twitter people" (this will only make sense to some) @jaredwsmith.com was the best of us. Did anyone dislike him? It was impossible. I'll be thinking of his wife, who he was married to for less than two weeks.
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@kenagain.bsky.social Quite the beating! It was okay there for most of the game. At least we got a scorigami. Good luck this season. 🐻⬇️
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My dad left NC for Chicagoland and lived there for almost 3 years. It was either relocate or lose his job, and he was too old to find another job. He only went so my family could have health insurance.
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Oli @oliaworth96.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
One of my good friends from high school is an actor. During basketball games (we won state finals and stuff) he and another guy had the greatest flops. They had finesse, subtlety. What CC is doing on that court is tragic.
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Erling Caniac confirmed. I don't really mess with FIFA since they're terrible, and I don't keep up with men's futbol. Watching the antics of Norway and Scotland has been great, though. They are two great countries to visit.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Graham Platner can still become a Senator. If he runs as a Republican.
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A ham radio operator (W2EDL) riding in an RV convoy in southeast CA has reported the finding of a Marine captain walking in the desert dragging a parachute behind him. We can only assume this is the pilot who may have ejected from his F-18 during this morning's aborted dogfight.
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
7:00pm, Eastern Daylight Time, July 2nd, 1996. The moment the world ended. If - BIG IF - humanity survives this, we will mark time before and after this date and time. Civilization, obviously, has changed.
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The spacecrafts have seemingly come to a halt over the White House and the Empire State Building, but there have been no other actions or attempts to communicate with or from the alien ships.
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Caitlin Clark is so "off" to me. White fragility for everyone.
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Everything about Jesse Watters is so repulsive. His whiny ass didn't get shoved into lockers enough in school. I'd like to *scene from American X* him good.
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Folk will go on camera, peer into that bright green, peeling disaster water, and proclaim it's a beautiful, clear blue. We're so done.
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Me: It's 10:30. I think it's safe to take my sleepy weed gummy. This game is going to wrap up. Me now: O_O
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pokemon-caniac.bsky.social @pokemon-caniac.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hart heard there was Bussi on the ice and lost his cool
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I can't get Tripp and Mike to sync with the tele broadcast. I want my emotional support announcers. #soundthesiren
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I get to keep my jersey!
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I have a winning team! #soundthesiren
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I love Canes-Carolina Panthers crossovers. Luke's on the siren and Jonathan Stewart is running around like a maniac. Both teams get no respect.
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Is Hassett that fucking dumb, or is this just some "on your knees" bullshit?
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Wade Minter @wademinter.com · 22/05/2026
#SoundTheSiren
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
After careful consideration, Ive decided I’m just not built to be so well informed about so many people I dislike so intensely
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Sean @seanfranchise6.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Folks, I need y'all to hear this stat. Since April 2nd, the Carolina Hurricanes have lost ONE GAME. Ironically, it was to the Flyers. They are, as of now, 15-1 in their last 16 games! Hottest team in the league, I think so. #SoundTheSiren
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I did not predict Dark Stormy. 🤭
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Oh come the fuck on man how come every morning it’s more Airbud shit to wake up to, except the dog can only play basketball if it’s racist or whatever
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hallsy for the wiiiiiin! #soundthesiren
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Yay for Jarvy!
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BarDown @bardown.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The beef we didn't know we needed 😂
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Is Gritty allowed within state lines? 🫣
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This looks like "draw Amy a perfect senator," doesn't it? Sundrop ✅ matching sweaters ✅ hope for North Carolina ✅ @roycoopernc.bsky.social
A smiling man is being interviewed, and the mic is a Diet Sundrop. The man is wearing a black Carolina Hurricanes Take Warning jersey.
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
One of my friends asked ChatGPT to tell him what dosage of his new medication he should take. 🫠
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
pope leo is weak on crime lmao. sometimes priests wear a cape type situation but he’s not batman, dude.
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My neighbor would probably find it extremely funny that her husband and son are going to be agonizing through visitation tonight because it's during the Duke game.
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Me: Storm? Psh, what storm? Also me: *drives over a tree in the road*
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
There are a number of people in San Francisco asking me what the differences between North Carolina and South Carolina are. My answers are shameful, but accurate.
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I forgot how stupid and rude people act when I have a prominent tremor. Don't observe that I'm "nervous" while checking out with the key code thing at a store. One of these days I'm using the Parkinson's excuse. People just *assume* my dad has Parkinson's. We're a shaky paternal line.
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Hi! I am experiencing neuro problems again. My typing is awful and I'm pretty dizzy. Not doing stairs. 😵‍💫
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I feel bad for all the Heated Rivalry watchers who are just now finding out about men's h@ckey players. I'm pretty sure Slavin is a good guy, but he is registered R. It's exhausting to go through a whole team with a spy glass. "I like you, I don't like you, I really don't like you, you're cool..."
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
berating mansplaining straight dudes into deleting their replies is good, actually
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Heads up! USA Men's hockey is rife with MAGAts. Don't feel bad about sleeping in. I doubt I will be watching.
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
It seems sensible to AirTag myself and my phone when I go to San Francisco. If you know me at all, you get it. 😆
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
all the b'ys have a point in the Olympics 🙌🏻
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I have no idea why people are sad about that little twerp who skates to his own voice and gave himself a stupid nickname. Peak ugly American behavior. Me and a friend were cackling. He was very gracious afterwards, I'll give him that.
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
tbf, most of our violent criminals are currently working for ICE.
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
watching the after footage of the tree people leaving the tunnel like they were being sneaky was amazing
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Less Lindsey Vonn, more Breezy Johnson.
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Earlier I told my friend in Durham that it looked like he was in a No Snow Zone. In Bussi we Trussi 🫡
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the red menace @amstar.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I am
media.tenor.com
a woman with pink hair is sitting on a bed with the words you are bored lethargic and
Alt: a woman with pink hair is sitting on a bed with the words you are bored, lethargic, and practically dripping with ennui
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/01/2026
ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murder…
ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began
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