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Garlic Bread Slut

@ampdreality.bsky.social
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She/Her. Noncompliant. Unhinged. Feral. In my defense, I used to be much worse.

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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Next week I will have been married to @lizziedanger.northsky.social for 14 years. Together for over 16 already. I still choose you every day. Always will.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My little cutie patootie
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm obsessed 😍🥰❤️
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Perpetually exhausted. Still here. Mostly.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gotta start setting reminder alarms girl!
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🫂 felt. Hate this for you.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bsky is kinda the same for me. I narrowed down who I follow by a lot and sorted who I follow into curated groups so it's less to sift through. But I still get bored fast. Probably my least favorite sm platform.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hawt gawth bitch over here.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh god
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm deceased 🤣
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Current mood: Texas toast with cheese
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🫂 I know I can't fix it but I would in a heartbeat if I could. It breaks my heart for you. I see it ebb and flow even though I know it's always there. I hope it at least ebbs soon, my love.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This was about a year and a half ago and I was completely zooted. But it's still representative of my values amd interests.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You can defend the innocent people living there on both sides. But don't try to silence people speaking out about genocide. Silence is violence. Especially in a world where speaking out against genocide is considered controversial.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All of this shows to whom people's compassion and empathy extends. It's deeply disturbing and very telling. Pink came to the defense of Jewish people which is great. But basically all of the Jewish people I know condemn what is going down at the hands of the Israeli government.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literally the very LEAST we can do is speak out against genocide. How can anyone in good conscience see that tens of thousands of civillians and innocent children have been murdered and not feel something about it and those responsible???
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We do not experience having all of our food and medical supplies cut off or being massacred indiscriminately and constantly every day. It's easier to ignore from a distance, but turning a blind eye to it is cruel and unacceptable.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think people take for granted how privileged we are that this is not currently happening where we live. Not that things aren't fucked in a plethora of ways... but not on a level where our cities are piles of rubble.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Her response included a list of times she has done the right thing, a time Macklemore did the wrong thing over a decade ago, using her religion as a shield from criticism, and specifically mentioning Hamas's wrongdoing without doing so about the Israeli government. It had a very condescending tone.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore having more integrity than Pink was not on my 2026 bingo card. Macklemore wasn't on my shit list, but Pink's was a self-serving response - patting herself on the back, and doubling down. Equating "Free Palestine" with antisemitism is Zionist rhetoric used to shut down opposition.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you only knew how badly I want to scratch my back right now...
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A classic for sure.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Would
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Most responsible looking parent in the pickup line?
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Red 🔥
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🫂😭
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
More @lizziedanger.northsky.social hair practice
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@lizziedanger.northsky.social being patient and sitting for an hour or so each night pays off some of the time. 4 new looks I tried this week. Plenty of others failed, lol.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Extra proud of this DNA braid I did on @lizziedanger.bsky.social last night
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's been a really sad and stressful couple days for other reasons, too. But these two departing really stung. I'm not one for celebrity worship or anything like that. I just grew up loving them and what they put out into the world. Humor, kindness, and authenticity. RIP 💔
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Come on down to
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
New dress.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Tonight I did a fishtail braid woven through the middle of 2 french braids. @lizziedanger.bsky.social
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Recent hairsperiments on @lizziedanger.bsky.social
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Today it was "TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH!"
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Our child has been marching around chanting "skin, skin, skin, skin..." and I feel like that would be disturbing to someone less weird.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A good day to stay indoors. Cold and rainy. The barometric pressure shifts are making my POTS and fibro flare badly but I am medicating and things are pretty good rn otherwise. I'll take what I can get.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I've got a shirt for this very issue
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