Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Next week I will have been married to @lizziedanger.northsky.social for 14 years. Together for over 16 already. I still choose you every day. Always will. 1161
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Perpetually exhausted. Still here. Mostly. 040
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This was about a year and a half ago and I was completely zooted. But it's still representative of my values amd interests. 020
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Macklemore having more integrity than Pink was not on my 2026 bingo card. Macklemore wasn't on my shit list, but Pink's was a self-serving response - patting herself on the back, and doubling down. Equating "Free Palestine" with antisemitism is Zionist rhetoric used to shut down opposition. 110
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If you only knew how badly I want to scratch my back right now... 010
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Most responsible looking parent in the pickup line? 140
Reposted by Garlic Bread Slut🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 16841
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 07/09/2026More @lizziedanger.northsky.social hair practice 060
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 04/09/2026@lizziedanger.northsky.social being patient and sitting for an hour or so each night pays off some of the time. 4 new looks I tried this week. Plenty of others failed, lol. 140
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Extra proud of this DNA braid I did on @lizziedanger.bsky.social last night 230
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It's been a really sad and stressful couple days for other reasons, too. But these two departing really stung. I'm not one for celebrity worship or anything like that. I just grew up loving them and what they put out into the world. Humor, kindness, and authenticity. RIP 💔 010
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Tonight I did a fishtail braid woven through the middle of 2 french braids. @lizziedanger.bsky.social 020
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Recent hairsperiments on @lizziedanger.bsky.social 030
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Our child has been marching around chanting "skin, skin, skin, skin..." and I feel like that would be disturbing to someone less weird. 130
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A good day to stay indoors. Cold and rainy. The barometric pressure shifts are making my POTS and fibro flare badly but I am medicating and things are pretty good rn otherwise. I'll take what I can get. 120
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Look at our adorable idiot son forgetting he's a cat. He is perfectly capable of jumping this. Also he doesn't meow right so he's just standing there opening his mouth at me to open it. 170
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Why tf do I look like I'm part Dalmatian?? Zero clue where a single one of these bruises came from. 030
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Best damn cheese curds I've had in my life hands down. 040
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Ugh! Rude of my wife to be this gorgeous tbh. @lizziedanger.bsky.social 070
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Did a dragon braid on @lizziedanger.bsky.social for Pride event today. 070
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Lizzie saw my face when I spotted this weighted wooly bear and handed it to me. The face intensified (see pic 2). She decided I needed it and was absolutely correct. Not only is it cute and soft, the weight makes it so so comforting to hold and nuzzle. It's like holding a little puppy or kitten. 🥹 050
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 14/08/2026When you don't have enough people to play with your parachute the normal way... improvise! 010
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 14/08/2026More hairstyles I've done on @lizziedanger.bsky.social recently. 130
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I did an infinity loop braid on @lizziedanger.bsky.social last night and I'm kinda proud of it. 020
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 14/08/2026So many burned cds... my favorite pastime in high school 000
Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. My body. My mind. 010