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Garlic Bread Slut

@ampdreality.bsky.social
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She/Her. Noncompliant. Unhinged. Feral. In my defense, I used to be much worse.

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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Next week I will have been married to @lizziedanger.northsky.social for 14 years. Together for over 16 already. I still choose you every day. Always will.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My little cutie patootie
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Perpetually exhausted. Still here. Mostly.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh god
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm deceased 🤣
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Current mood: Texas toast with cheese
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This was about a year and a half ago and I was completely zooted. But it's still representative of my values amd interests.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore having more integrity than Pink was not on my 2026 bingo card. Macklemore wasn't on my shit list, but Pink's was a self-serving response - patting herself on the back, and doubling down. Equating "Free Palestine" with antisemitism is Zionist rhetoric used to shut down opposition.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you only knew how badly I want to scratch my back right now...
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Would
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Most responsible looking parent in the pickup line?
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
More @lizziedanger.northsky.social hair practice
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@lizziedanger.northsky.social being patient and sitting for an hour or so each night pays off some of the time. 4 new looks I tried this week. Plenty of others failed, lol.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Extra proud of this DNA braid I did on @lizziedanger.bsky.social last night
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's been a really sad and stressful couple days for other reasons, too. But these two departing really stung. I'm not one for celebrity worship or anything like that. I just grew up loving them and what they put out into the world. Humor, kindness, and authenticity. RIP 💔
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Come on down to
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
New dress.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Tonight I did a fishtail braid woven through the middle of 2 french braids. @lizziedanger.bsky.social
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Recent hairsperiments on @lizziedanger.bsky.social
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Our child has been marching around chanting "skin, skin, skin, skin..." and I feel like that would be disturbing to someone less weird.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A good day to stay indoors. Cold and rainy. The barometric pressure shifts are making my POTS and fibro flare badly but I am medicating and things are pretty good rn otherwise. I'll take what I can get.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I've got a shirt for this very issue
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Wanna play gay strip poker?
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Look at our adorable idiot son forgetting he's a cat. He is perfectly capable of jumping this. Also he doesn't meow right so he's just standing there opening his mouth at me to open it.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sound up
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Why tf do I look like I'm part Dalmatian?? Zero clue where a single one of these bruises came from.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Best damn cheese curds I've had in my life hands down.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ugh! Rude of my wife to be this gorgeous tbh. @lizziedanger.bsky.social
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Did a dragon braid on @lizziedanger.bsky.social for Pride event today.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Lizzie saw my face when I spotted this weighted wooly bear and handed it to me. The face intensified (see pic 2). She decided I needed it and was absolutely correct. Not only is it cute and soft, the weight makes it so so comforting to hold and nuzzle. It's like holding a little puppy or kitten. 🥹
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oof. Ow.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
When you don't have enough people to play with your parachute the normal way... improvise!
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
More hairstyles I've done on @lizziedanger.bsky.social recently.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I did an infinity loop braid on @lizziedanger.bsky.social last night and I'm kinda proud of it.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So many burned cds... my favorite pastime in high school
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. My body. My mind.
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Garlic Bread Slut @ampdreality.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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