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Amoeba

@amoebareads.bsky.social
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Secluded, cabin dwelling, queer old goth who makes stained glass cryptids & character relics. 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇨🇦 Your words & art are like frozen beef hearts in a tiger cage for me.

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Barbara Waxer 🌈 @barbara-waxer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
When Grammy-winning musician Rhiannon Giddens begins playing “Old Corn Liquor,” a traditional Black American folk tune, acclaimed Chinese pipa virtuoso Wu Man recognizes similarities to Chinese pentatonic music and spontaneously joins in. The joy on their faces says it all.
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Miscellaneous Reasons To Live @reasonsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
eventually being the 'old' person with shockingly colored hair
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d @justizzyhands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Not many people saw so reposting for visibility
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's like if someone got a signed copy of Izzy Hands: Life and Death of a Sad Bastard Limited Edition 1st printing Leather Bound Hardcover From a book nook at a bodega in Missouri Wtf
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Someone beat me at book club so I shan't be reading again (They accidentally got a signed copy of the autobiography of one of the founding members of the SAS from a used book site I am a bit jealous because it was $6 CERTAINLY not because of stupid That is MY Murder Kitten from MY show reasons..)
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d @justizzyhands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I am starting Murder Mystery Sprizzy long fic. If that catches your vibe, check it out! archiveofourown.org/works/946479...
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The gentle dismay of visiting my favorite old people and seeing them getting old
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Black Orchid Wet & wild
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
THANK YOU This bothered me to. no. end. that is just a dry ass rotten orange
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Everything Unless it happens to be the stupidest thing I have ever EVER Ever ever laid my eyes on And that is perhaps only 4 of THOUSANDS
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fanfic should not have to meet or exceed whatever your Michelin star requirements are to get a fuckin Kudos Far too many truly excellent stories are getting next to nothing Just press the damn button you ungrateful bastards
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you should write a fable for little fishes, you would make them speak like great whales.
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I will fight them for you.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
seize hold of the nearest oarsman’s hair, and hold on there like grim death
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I still can't even think about RUN without getting a chill
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bonita Bone eet a
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh that is going to be Cozy AF!!!! I adore that friends are making fan art of their friend's fan art. Love it.
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Unfortunately doesn't qualify for the Gay Uncle wall of Fame But I bet it will once Irene is done with him!
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Traveling across mountain ranges to devour a turkey and most importantly for this dog to finally meet my favorite old people And B R E A D Holy fuck can this dude make a loaf of REAL BREAD I'm gonna cry at bread and old people I fuckin love bread I've missed my friends so so much
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I forgot to brag about my incredible free score from the antique shop this week! Behold!! They had a huge chest full of free collectors plates! I'm just borrowing him until he can fly away to @neopessimist.bsky.social For a Watson & Holmes repaint enhancement
Gone with the Wind limited edition Rhett collector's plate
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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dude. So many here. It is the best place.
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It bothers me as a maker, that THE SEAM ON THAT POPE HAT IS NOT PERFECT wtf Also you are going to hell for that joke And I'll see you there for chuckling so hard
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That is an impossible request And illegal
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
!!!!LEMMINGS!!!!! this was THEEEE THING when we 1st got a computer Entire family event playing this
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You take care of yourself too eh!!!?? 🖤🏴‍☠️
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh i love this so much.
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
PppPPppfffbbbbpppfFffttttt
static.klipy.com
Janet Jackson It's true tho
Alt: Janet Jackson It's true tho
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She could be nicer about it.... Cut to me puking forever
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I want to see her overweight and pimply and sad And I want to see her win I want to see her WIN
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How do we make this horrifically traumatized young woman more appealing to the audience I hope someone shits in his shoe
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Smoking is hot. I am hot when I brood & smoke and look at a river as if it has the answer. It is unfair that I'm severely asthmatic and missing chunks of lung in completely unrelated issues. I would like to smoke at least thrice a year without repercussions.
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Right!!?!;? AND It absolutely makes sense for a character who has survived addiction to put on weight!!!!
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
PppPPppfffbbbbpppfFffttttt Posers. People age. That is what we do when we're lucky enough to do so.
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I explained I'm visiting very very vulnerable old people and that I'm high risk too..... I even tried to bribe him and I actually smiled...at a guy... I hope it was threatening. Dude was a wall "Come back after Tuesday"
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I asked my local pharmacy and THEY HAVE THE SHOTS BUT ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DISPENSE UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING so families are gonna be spitting on each other getting alllll the germs circulating And only after that we can get the booster Fuckin criminal
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Miscellaneous Reasons To Live @reasonsbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
outliving the bastards
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He absolutely didn't Whatever it was Wasn't
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Well Sussed🏴‍☠️🏒 (Michelle) @longmayheroam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Y'ALL. Did you know?! Like, these aren't casual piratey references, lynbdesigns.store is a deep cut cool kid ofmd Crewmate master alchemist. @caribbeancrocs.bsky.social you wear fine polish well 💅 Thank you for the #ShopOFMD heads up!
multi-screenshot grid of the Our Flag Means Death part 2 (L) and Our Flag Means Death part 3 (R) holographic nail polish collection with polish names and descriptions below each collection. Names are super piratey cute! PART 2: quite frankly, you're my hero / you have impeccable balance babe / the knives really bring the place together / Jeff's inn by the Sea / you're not a fucking mermaid / I did a punch / Fang's real name is Kevin / oh look it's scowly face / calypso's birthday PART 3: carry myself like I'm cute / a curse is a curse / polite menace / have you ever been sketched? / a hex up upon yee / some insane foliage / something witchy afoot / a dollop of milk and seven sugars / keep calling me Jim
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That is so damn cool! I thought it was a colored pearl or something. Beautiful piece!!
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What an awesome trip!! Also that is a freaking cool pendant is it a chain mail kinda wire frame thing?
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You're hiding but I know a totally hot babe when I see one.
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Miscellaneous Reasons To Live @reasonsbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i got art to make
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Space ✨🐙 @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😂 when you're a hammer (sicko) everything looks like a nail (Victorian doctor with questionable ethics)
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
support my book kickstarter ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't ask why I have this picture saved
The Queen during her final Christmas message declaring 

FUCK RAW
THIS IS MY FINAL MESSAGE 
GOODBYE
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Same..... Yeah.
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🏳️‍⚧️hardc0re h0bbit🏳️‍🌈 @pincushi0n.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's FINALLY on Poob
A bright green ad for Goncharov, now on Poob!
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Spenglernot @spenglernot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Baked this for David Zaslav a few years ago. It still applies.
Photo of an 8" chocolate coffee flavored cake with Bailey's flavored icing. Decorative piping of the mocha colored icing circles the rim of the cake face and dark brown thin piping spells FUCK ZASLAV in the center of the cake face. Cake was baked to mark Zaslav's cancellation of several brilliant HBO shows focused on LGBTQ and BIPOC stories in early 2024 including Rap Sh!t, Julia, Gentleman Jack, and Our Flag Means Death.
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Amoeba @amoebareads.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She really really really is. Absolute sweetheart. Easiest dog we've ever had. And hilariously she is actually the smallest too...still a giant.
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