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Ammonyte

@ammonyte.com

266 followers 128 following 22K posts

The Ammonyte abides. A digital fossil in an un-wired world. Interested in Butterflies, Conservation, Science, History, Photography, Rugby, Cricket, Ales. Somewhat wary and cynical of politicians. IC #1335

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Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 21/09/2026

Here's mine

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 11/09/2026

So my takeaway at the end of this talk with Alex Ritchie and @waitmanwbeorn.com is "perpetrators are just like us and we don't know why".

A picture of a man and a woman sitting on a stage, behind them is a big sign which reads "Everything Nuremberg Got Wrong"

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 30/08/2026

Are you from Kansas?

Screenshot from bluesky of two sheets about a woman from kansas who shopped at Walmart after drinking margaritas

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Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 27/08/2026

Hoggy papped leaving the restaurant.

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 19/08/2026

Oh dear...has WWIII just started?

Screenshot from Downdetector app showing Internet problems for Gov.uk

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Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 08/08/2026

#InternationalCatDay Bagheera

A cat sprawled on her back in the sun with her limbs extended

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 03/08/2026

A lot of spang on my timeliness @jim09ea63.bsky.social @andyaitch.bsky.social

A screenshot from Bluesky showing two consecutive posts featuring spang - damage to walls from weapons used in the second world war

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 26/07/2026

How about this? A Rolls Royce Merlin in a body based on a Phantom!

Red car bonnet open to reveal a Rolls Royce Merlin engine

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 22/07/2026

So you can't wash your own car under the hosepipe ban, but someone can wash it for you? I guess the @officialthameswater creditors also own car wash businesses?

Screenshot of Thames Water FAQ regarding hosepipe ban

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Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 26/06/2026

Been trying one of those wrist worn health trackers. The blood pressure is so wrong as to be dangerous. 160/97 would be nearer. (Yes, yes I know...)

Screenshot of Blood Pressure measurements showing 95 over 61 which suggests that the wearer has low blood pressure when they actually have high pressure

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 12/06/2026

Happy Birthday. Have a pint of tea and a pizza from Tongham

Pizza in foreground pint of beer behind and a hop field in the background

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 24/05/2026

Better not tell him about the floor in Hereford Cathedral

Red, black and yellow tiles on the floor of Hereford Cathedral seem to show interlocking swastikas

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Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 16/05/2026

Timeline dammit! So here is a Marsh Fritillary to compensate for the autocorrect typo

An orange, tan and brown butterfly sitting on some grass

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 16/05/2026

Timeliness cleanse: Duke of Burgundy butterfly

A brown and orange butterfly on a white background

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Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 04/05/2026

May the Fourth be with you

King Henry IV wearing a red head covering

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Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 01/05/2026

May the 1st be with you. Am I doing this right?

Snoke, leader of the First Order in Star Wars. A bald and disfigured appearance.

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 11/04/2026

Best Star Trek crew wrong answers only

A man and three women looking down a wooden ceiling behind them

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 08/03/2026

In this household baking #sourdough bread is still A Thing

A hemispherical loaf of bread with a cross scored across it sits cooling on a wire rack on a black ceramic hob.

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 07/03/2026

I sense a disturbance in the force.

A screen shot of two consecutive bluesky posts both saying "Fucking VAR"

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Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 28/02/2026

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

A photo of a lake surrounded by trees, blue sky and white clouds reflected in the water

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 26/02/2026

Fake headline accredited to Allister Heath, a daily telegraph writer. "Starmer's ufo Aliens lesbianism transex policy is a terrifying echo of Soviet-era planning"

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Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 21/02/2026

A group of white snowdrops against a background of green

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Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 14/02/2026

Menoncello? I thought you meant

A bottle of bright yellow liquid

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 08/02/2026

It's time for #SuperbOwl

A Barn Owl sitting on a post with wings spread apart

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 30/01/2026

That's a hell of a review.

A picture of Melania Trump. The text reads "Melania review - Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest"

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 30/01/2026

Just chilling.

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 25/01/2026

Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face, Great Chieftain o’ the Puddin-race! Aboon them a’ ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm: Weel are ye wordy of a grace As lang ‘s my arm.

A haggis draining in a colander

A plate with haggis neeps and tatties along side a wee dram of whisky

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 24/01/2026

Podcasters and youtubers, I am looking at you.

Samuel L Jackson pointing a gun at a seated man. The caption reads " Say do me a solid one more time"

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 18/01/2026

Share a television show that raised you

Two French pilots in flying suits

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 18/01/2026

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 18/01/2026

And now, just up the road, a brown hairstreak egg!

In the crux of three branches of blackthorn a small spherical white egg sits.

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 14/01/2026

Is this you @jim09ea63.bsky.social ?

Two men wearing combat fatigues in front of a tank painted a shade of sand

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 11/01/2026

Sunday Service at my Church. Restoring chalk grassland to encourage Chalk Hill Blue butterflies #volunteering #conservation #butterfiles

A field of rough chalk grassland. Three small figures are working to remove invading scrub. On a hill in the distance can be seen a stand of green conifers

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 10/01/2026

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains

Cover of the CD "the orb's adventures beyond the ultraworld"

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 03/01/2026

Apropos of nothing at all.

The cover of the Elton John record called "Madman across the water"

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 20/12/2025

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go

A man with a frilly shirt looks at a bald man

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 15/12/2025

A shit photo of a @shitlawns.bsky.social My neighbour spent the weekend astroturfing his garden

Green plastic AstroTurf seen through a fence. Holly and Ivy frame the view

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Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 14/12/2025

Noddy Holder points at the camera. Text reads "Not Yet!"

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Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 09/12/2025

I feel sick

A blood-stained pen next to the words "Write a horror story using only 3 words"

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 09/12/2025

I took the first picture on my phone, I liked it and scaled it up using Topaz Gigapixel. When I zoomed in I could see these little boats and houses it hallucinate in the mud. (The example is the mud in front of the wreck on the left)

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 09/12/2025

You will be visited by three spirits

A picture of Bill Oddie, Graeme Garden and Tim Brooke-Tailor, The Goodies from the BBC TV show

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 08/12/2025

Wait...

Noddy Holder points at the camera. The caption reads "Not Yet"

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 03/12/2025

A couple of weeks ago as I went to get my car out of the garage.

A sparrowhawk has pinned a Starling to the ground

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 01/12/2025

Noddy Holder points at the camera. The caption reads "Not Yet"

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 30/11/2025

Canvey Island sunset. I was on a pilgrimage.

A ship sails in front of the setting sun, the sky is a golden hue

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 27/11/2025

Introduce yourself in four spaceships

Thunderbird 2 a green spaceship launches off an inclined ramp on a tropical island

Two spaceships in the Black of space. Long thin skeletal with 4 biodomes arranged around their right-hand ends. The domes are filled with samples of earth's biosphere

The Heart of Gold against a starry background, a sleek design looking improbably like a futuristic running shoe

Lunar Descent vehicle from 2001 A Space Odyssey, a white sphere with four legs descending towards an illuminated landing pad. A waxing earth hangs low in the sky.

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 25/11/2025

You've been kidnapped. The characters from thr last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? I'm dead.

Two men sitting outside a cottage. A small black terrier type dog sits between them.

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 23/11/2025

Post a movie where you are from

Poster for the film Little English, a woman in a pink dress holds a piece of paper behind her back, a man in a pale green shirt is in the background.

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 18/11/2025

What's your sign?

Red triangle inside a white triangle with the text "Danger Ejection Seat"

Ammonyte @ammonyte.com · 04/11/2025

Darpa reveal new munition of mass consumption

Ai generated image of a stealth bomber dropping a sandwich on an american policeman