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Beegshotdeentcha

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Paint happy bastard. Caught. Hung up by my buster browns.

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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bony Montana
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
That’s it. I’m dropping his last name.
Brad Pitt, that sorry son of a bitch, says AI could help more mid-budget movies get made.
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
He’s gonna kick the shit out of Larry and Curly for this
Tony Romo DWI mugshot.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm not going to compile the Stephen Miller roasts as a book, so a CAMPAIGN TRAILS greatest hits will have to do.
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My Man Stephen Miller
This past week I spent goofing off with my daughter before she heads off to college, which meant that I largely avoided real work. But I had a little downtime to keep my writing skills sharp, and used...
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
All these conservatives suddenly noticing the lyrics of Born in the USA. “Something tells me N.W.A. weren’t very fond of law enforcement.”
Jonathan Cain yells at Bruce Springsteen shaped cloudJonathan Cain pays attention to Born in the USA lyrics for first time
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We ain’t found shit
A comb in the sand. 

“Anything?”
“We ain’t found shit!”
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Zachary Gillan @megapolisomancy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
John Langan’s Lost in the Dark won the Stoker award for best collection last night, what better time to read my thoughts on it and hamburgers and Lyn Hejinian (and Rebecca Campbell’s The Other Shore and B. Catling’s A Mystery of Remnant)
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Profane Illuminations II: John Langan, Rebecca Campbell, B. Catling
Zachary Gillan Short stories, like weird fiction—or, weird fiction, like short stories—thrive in the productive ambiguity of spaces opened and never closed. The advantage of short stories, Joanna W…
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Far Side cartoon. Dog pointing a gun at a man eating dinner at the kitchen table. “Hey bucko, I’m through begging.”
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Definitely beating the vampire allegations during the enhancement games
Bryan Johnson wearing sunglasses and hiding his alabaster skin under an umbrella at the steroid olympics Bryan Johnson trying not to combust while tempting sunlight at the tiny testicle festival
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X-R-A-Y @xraylitmag.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
read this story by Jennifer Ostopovich @jrostopovich.bsky.social ! it's about a girl who goes with her dad to his narcotics anonymous group. this story is full of heart <3 holding onto warmth & mercy despite the world's failures, & our ordinary weaknesses. love it xraylitmag.com/narcotics-an...
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Narcotics Anonymous by Jennifer Ostopovich
I’m not quite old enough to stay home by myself while my mom works, so I tag along to my dad’s NA meeting with him. I snag a ball from a large plastic bin on wheels and bounce it off the wall in the o...
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I can fix her. I can’t fix the wobbly wheel though.
Florida woman detained after attempting to ride a shopping cart down I-95 at 3 am with a sail fashioned from a shower curtain.
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The 15 year old called my wife from the driving range. “Yo ma can you round up my checking account to $24 so I can get another bucket of balls?” He had $1.10.
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I don’t care how it’s cooked I’m not trying raccoon dick.
AOC and RFK Jr having a faceoff
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Now we’re torturing our own military with shitty music
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Said goodbye to this sweet girl today. Bella was the best dog I’ve ever had. She let kids lay on her. She taught puppies how to be dogs. She danced for her food, even when the arthritis said she couldn’t. Gonna miss the sound of her paws following me. She’s not hurting anymore, but we sure are.
Me and BellaSnoozing BellaDancing BellaCruising Bella
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
this incident, which was totally above board and not what it looks like, has made me realize that i need to step away from football and focus on my family, but only after Rounds 2 and 3 of the NFL Draft got it
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Didn’t know wake apnea was a thing
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Been dealing with hip pain that has progressed to a limp. Went to the orthopedic surgeon who fixed my shoulder and I have advanced osteoarthritis in my right hip. Gonna have a replacement eventually. Left hip is arthritic too as an added bonus. I’m 45 and it’s time for a colonoscopy. The fuck.
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Did Paula White marry Jonathan Cain for his last name?
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HAD @havehashad.com · 15/04/2026
Tune in tomorrow Thursday 4/16 at 7 pm CDT for a HAD call for longer flash. Only 100 spots available so you gotta be quick! -Hannah Smart
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Has anyone tried hitting him with a hammer?
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
They fucked up my whopper so I screamed the King is weak on crime
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
At least it was a biblically accurate fighter jet
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Keith Rosson @keithrosson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Fever House ebook is $1.99 eeeeverywhere today! It’s my birthday, so hey, help me help you or something.
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Hungarian Super PAC called Orban Donors
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Was just informed by a guy at work that Trump is playing 3D chess while everyone else is playing checkers
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Lord of the Fries has anyone said that yet?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/04/2026
Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz
Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Me to the IPA my friend bought me
Carla Jean Moss from No Country for Old Men
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Over on Threads the new thing is a comment on a post where they say “Broke my dick getting to the comments and they did not disappoint” or some shit like that. Also they’ve revived the that’s a follow reply. Counting the days till Elon makes a bid the way it’s going.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Press secretary Karoline Leavitt had this photo scrubbed from Getty. She is the one in the middle.
Karoline Leavitt with her son and a turkey. The press secretary is the one in the middle.
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Gordon B. White @gordonbwhite.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
But the March issue - still up! - has a few bangers of its own. Including my story about trying to find purpose - or at least a reason not to stop caring - when living beneath the cosmic horror of The Idiot. www.nightmare-magazine.com/fiction/will...
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Will the Last One to Leave Please Turn Out the Lights? - Nightmare Magazine
The Idiot looms like a tumorous moon in the morning sky as Morris County Animal Control Officer Bailey Butler passes Stantonsville’s last operating gas station and turns off onto Franklin Road. For a ...
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Ivy Grimes @ivygrimes.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It's released!! I want to thank the editing powers and help of Marissa van Uden at Violet Lichen, and the great support of folks at @apexmag.bsky.social (Nichole, Ori, Jason, and more)! Thanks for taking this journey with me! And thanks to Jack Hillside and Mikio Murakami for the beautiful cover!
the book The Cellar Below the Cellar is displayed on top of vines and a light dusting of snow
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Gordon B. White @gordonbwhite.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
My newest story is up at @nightmare-magazine.com today! If you want a novelette about a small town dog catcher just trying to live under the shadow of a cosmic horror, you might like it! www.nightmare-magazine.com/fiction/will...
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Will the Last One to Leave Please Turn Out the Lights? - Nightmare Magazine
The Idiot looms like a tumorous moon in the morning sky as Morris County Animal Control Officer Bailey Butler passes Stantonsville’s last operating gas station and turns off onto Franklin Road. For a ...
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Rick Pitino with a 30 second timeout and everyone gets the joke
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Grinding bones to make bread? In this economy?
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
A totally not cartoonish rendering of Elon exclaiming “Concerning!”
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
RFK Jr’s great great great grandson calling for face-hugger parties in the year 2122 to build herd immunity
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Oh hell yeah
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Harris accused Altman of being the “Goebbels of the Trump administration.” But on Tuesday, Harris said by email: “It was late and I had a few too many martinis so I misspoke when I said Goebbels… I should’ve said Friedrich Flick.”
pagesix.com
Exclusive | Jeremy O. Harris drunkenly called OpenAI’s Sam Altman a Nazi at the Vanity Fair Oscar party
Sputtering spies at the uber exclusive bash told Page Six that Harris accused Altman of being the “Goebbels of the Trump administration.”
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Death and always owing the state of North Carolina on your taxes
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I watched Bone Tomahawk for the first time last night, then went to sleep. I rarely remember my dreams and last night was no different, but I did wake up grinding my teeth. That last 30 minutes was something else. I knew it was brutal but it was so in your face with no pause or build up.
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Way off topic but his dad’s name is Michael A Jordan
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Mary Thorson @marythor.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
It’s pub day!! She makes good company www.rockandahardplacemag.com/womans-guide...
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A Woman's Guide to True Crime — Rock and a Hard Place Press
The debut short story collection of one of crime fiction's under-sung rising stars, featuring fictionalized versions of shocking historical events, examined through the eyes of victims, killers, or th...
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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Bob Newhart on the phoneLou Brown on the phone. Let him think it over. He’s got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls. He’ll talk to you later.
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O F SCARY @ossuary.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
BUY BACKMASK KSAMKCAB YUB
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Donkey and Tiger
A cloudy drawing on grey paper of a mental shouting tiger being possibly nuzzled or comforted by a strange pale grey donkey, with a rain cloud
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