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Misery Chastain

@amessylich.bsky.social
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A messy lich who lives for drama. Maine DSA 🌹🌲🫎 @GroundworkDSA.bsky.social 🪴🦧

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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On Monday I was coming home from the skatepark and when I stopped at a gas station to get a coke, I watched a guy in massive JNCOs get asked to leave by the manager. The 90s are so back baby
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Power Map @powermapmag.com · 02/09/2026
Centrist Democrats are building a SuperPAC-funded flood of racist attacks, and making it their main tool against left candidates like Zohran Mamdani, Melat Kiros, and Abdul El-Sayed. @blimpjuice.bsky.social tracks this strategy's rise, and how to fight back. powermapmag.substack.com/p/the-democr...
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The Democratic Establishment Is Getting Really Racist
For Democratic leadership, spending millions in racist ads is fine if it’s against the left
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Requesting Limp Bizkit covering Thieves by Ministry at Woodstock 99 at goth night
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Kino Lorber trying to charge me $8 shipping for a DVD like I don't know how much media mail costs 😮‍💨
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
We need a moratorium on trans comedians doing comedy about being trans
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Tapping the sign
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It's not the squad anymore its just DSA
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The quality of the puns on the Scale to Win waiting screen is going downhill.
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
As a mom, family friendly pride is kinda whack. You should have to look at drunk men in assless chaps
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Morrissey is perfect depression music because he has a level of snark about it that doesn't allow for the deepest self loathing. It exposes the absurdity of depression instead of indulging it.
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Childless trans women calling themselves milfs just because they're in their 30s is the height of stolen valor.
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Sonoma County DSA @socodsa.org · 05/06/2026
JOANNA ADVANCES! And she’s taking the lead 💅🏾 We are so proud to back our candidate: a community leader, an advocate for the unhoused, and importantly… a Democratic Socialist. 🌹 With Joanna, her team, and our volunteers, we look forward to winning in November. See you there, D2! ✊❤️ #socodsa
[Graphic announcement of Joanna Paun’s advancement into the general election for November. It’s a photo of her laughing surrounded by informational text detailed below. The Sonoma County Democratic Socialists of America logo is behind her, and the background is gradients of a pink-ish red, golden yellows, and blues.] 

Joanna Paun Advances! First Place! Sonoma County Supervisor, District 2 General Election: November 3rd, 2026. Sonoma County Democratic Socialists of America
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
are you insane? either the story matters or it doesn't to maine voters but you do not have a moral obligation to run interference for him on bluesky of all places. GO OUTSIDE
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This is 100% correct. This whole election cycle has been so absolutely miserable. The fact that getting rid of Susan Collins means that we will have to hear about this absolutely trash man for at least six years is just fucking revolting
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Stupid games are for stupid people
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I get so many sick band name ideas from DSA shit talk. I really need to get it together to use one (with all that free time I have)
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I just saw a woman in an ancient Washington R******ns fleece at the bus stop in Lewiston. Really takes me back.
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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 15/04/2026
Fine I’ll post it again
Captain Picard making out with Jar Jar Binx.
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I like the song "She Found You" by Samiam a lot but it really is peak 30s aging hardcore guy emo because it's about a pathetic man putting zero work into himself and being arbitrarily fixed by a manic pixie dream girl
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Emotionally returning to the day in college where I sat in my room listening to Dam that River by Alice in Chains and A-Alikes by Cold World back to back on repeat for an entire day
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Hook this directly to my veins. We are running AOC for president, we are building a socialist movement of millions, and we are putting MAGA and their enablers in front of Nuremberg tribunals.
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rose @breadnrosie.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
i wrote about aoc and the chance of having a democratic socialist president
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Power Map @powermapmag.com · 10/04/2026
AOC can repudiate Trumpism and become America's first socialist president. Now is her moment argues @breadnrosie.bsky.social: powermapmag.substack.com/p/aoc-must-b...
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AOC Must Become the Next President
by Rose DuBois
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I would describe the queer 30s dating pool in Maine as being a black hole, but a black hole would at least pull my body apart atom by atom, thus ending my suffering
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I'm not doing great lately but at least it's "listening to a lot of Alkaline Trio" not great and not "listening to a lot of Mountain Goats" not great
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 14/03/2026
Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?
Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Someone should do a production of Macbeth where MacDuff's dad was a trans guy so the "no man of woman born" prophecy isn't fulfilled by the c-section cop out
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Next time someone asks me my thoughts on Graham Platner I'm just gonna say he likes Dropkick Murphys albums after The Gang's All Here. That's everything you need to know tbh
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Get in loser. We're doing class alignment electoralism.
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Ellen Hughes and Team USA men's hockey knowyourmeme.com/memes/large-...
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Large Adult Sons | Know Your Meme
Large Adult Sons refers to characters that originated in Weird Twitter jokes. They are generally characterized as full-grown young men with childish qualit
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Masch wouldn't have let that goal in (jk jk ilu too Desbiens. Just wanted to see my girl play)
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Canada v Switzerland semi final was way too close 😬
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Frasier should have done an episode set during the 1999 WTO protests
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The announcers on the USA v Switzerland game are talking about Kendall Coyne-Schofield's HUSBAND. What a revolting display of heterosexuality. I don't care what they do behind closed doors but don't rub it in my face at the OLYMPICS
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This Virginia... We do this in broad daylight. That's a whole different degree of homicide.
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Has anyone considered just slipping Adderall in George R. R. Martin's food?
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DREAM for NYC @dreamfornyc.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
DREAM is back. Because you should be able to make it here. And when we Tax The Rich, you will. dreamfornyc.com
NEW YORKERS TAX THE RICH

Photo of New Yorkers celebrating at Zohran Mamdani's 2026 Mayoral Inauguration at City Hall

We DREAMed and elected Zohran as mayor. Now its time to make New York affordable.

DREAM logo
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
We're about to start the first winter Olympics since the pwhl launched and I just want all my crushes to have a good time 💖💕🏒🥅
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Doug Henwood @doughenwood.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Socialize em. Competition is petit bourgeois claptrap.
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Having trouble summoning interest in heated rivalry when I can watch real life gay women play hockey in the PWHL
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Power Map @powermapmag.com · 16/01/2026
Why did Trump invade Venezuela? Was it oil? Power? Anti-migrant sentiment? (all of the above)? We spoke with Gabriel Hetland to get to the bottom of this key question. powermapmag.com/why-did-trum...
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Evan MacKay @evanforcambridge.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I'm proud to stand with thousands of my neighbors outraged at the murder of Renee Good at the hands of ICE. We are heartbroken by every person killed by state violence
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Out: pirating media In: using the public library
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
People really need to stop using "special interest" to mean "a thing that I'm into"
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Super Sad True Love Story by Gary Shteyngart is the most realistic dystopian novel
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Brb giving the net a sixth star on letterboxd
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Started my year off by forgetting to take my antidepressants two days in a row so you know we're doing great 😬
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
The Grinch is basically the Grendel of Whoville.
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Misery Chastain @amessylich.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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